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ElkNight

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  1. :thumbup: I approve. We have weed in the cakes and oreos. Cypress Hill & Damian Marley - Ganja Bus
  2. Gojira - In The Forest
  3. Gojira - The Link (Album)
  4. I dont see him either. :?
  5. ElkNight replied to Nadril's topic in Off-Topic
    Im still going :? wtf?!?!
  6. I guess I'm lucky, I like all my family. At least most of the time. :lol:
  7. Amon Amarth - Twilight Of The Thunder God
  8. Warship - The Waiting List
  9. Saul Williams - Sunday Bloody Sunday (Cover)
  10. God Forbid - The End Of The World
  11. Well, it does go bouncing everywhere. But oh well. :lol:
  12. ElkNight replied to Hugger_88's topic in Off-Topic
    Meh, I never really liked skate. Not really into skating games anymore.
  13. I run with my 120 gig zune with a giant case. :lol: and my phone.
  14. God Forbid - Force Fed
  15. T-pain? *pukes* Yeah, I was at a hotel in the computer area. Playing [cabbage]ty music, fun fun. Damian Marley - Move!
  16. I couldnt help my self. Damian Marley - Move! Couldnt resist.
  17. Like it? Buck buck, buck buck buck Sounds like gunshots, but it could be the cluck of a chicken Definition is whatcha missin. Favorite line from that song. :lol: T-Pain - Log Cabin (?) KILL ME PLEASE
  18. MY brother did that with spore. FAIL
  19. Livin On A prayer - Bon Jovi KILL ME PLEASE. (guitar hero in background)
  20. Yes, yes you can. What I've done - Linkin Park NOT MY DECISION. :evil:
  21. Wasnt the youngest girl to give birth like 8-9? edit: youngest was already posted i think. :wall:
  22. Amon Amarth - Guardians of Asgaard [hide=Read this]This is the situation: theres a beautiful princess trapped in a castle watched by a dragon. Heres the end of the story with different styles of metalheads as knights. POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest. THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and [bleep]s her. HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and [bleep]s the princess. FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave....without the princess. VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving. DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, [bleep]s the princess and kills her, then leaves. BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomises the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon. GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, [bleep]s the princess and kills her. Then he [bleep]s the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he [bleep]s the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and [bleep]s it for the last time. DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. Thats the end of the sad story. PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the HEAVY METAL protagonist. GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guys appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color. NU METAL: The protagonist arrives in a run-down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire[/hide] :lol: Copied from the Amon Amarth forums which was probably copied from somewhere else.
  23. ElkNight replied to Nadril's topic in Off-Topic
    What the hell?!?!
  24. You reminded me of that miller lite commercial. :lol: Fail.

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