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Consent in my state is age 16

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I turn 18 on Saturday!

I didn't mean it's awkward now, I mean I'll avoid future awkwardness by starting now, won't have to go get it myself in desparation

They're recent graduates! But... yeah. She should get on the pill, even I'm getting on the pill... will make it much less awkward when I actually need it for sex

well friend was gone for like half an hour and her phone was right there and something about shorts but period is coming so it should be fine, she needs birth control. I don't care if they're not fully having sex, they will any day now, whether she admits it to me or not, and I don't want to find out by her saying she might be preggo and needs my help.

SHE NEEDS BIRTH CONTROL

tell me it's wrong to read peoples' texts

grooveshark

HE HAS SPOKEN.

ladies

carbonation = no

Dat psycho left.

Tomorrow to the courthouse to renew my permit. Because I don't have my license, lulz. And not to the DMV because it's closed since the state is shut down. Awesome, right?

Yeah, I'm trailing off on this thread, my post rate has decreased significantly. And with that, I'm out.

I know I'm slacking here, but I still see my post count as some kind of threshold to a new level of poast And yeah, I'm on the right

Is this sketchy?

Isn't it cool how every time I come here I just end up leaving? Dat friend is coming back, lulz. Just so you all know, I'm going to dat amusement park Valleyfair on the 16th (aka my 18th birthdays, gifts mandatory (gifs suffice, close enough)), flying out to Cali on the 21st until the 26th (dunno when I'll be back here though, don't know what will happen when I get picked up from the airport), some vacation with dad first week of August, and college August 16th. JUST SO YOU KNOW. Actually, I typed that all just to freak myself out about how short my summer is. I got a mouse today because I hate trackpads. Your daddy must've been a drug dealer. Why? 'Cause you dope.

Autoplay doesn't rape my laptop, whut whut

Today I'm going college dorm supply shopping. Joy.

I get that urge too. We acted on that urge last night and walked to Taco Bell. We walk to Kwik Trip all the time too, just 'cause it's midnight and we're bored. Hi guys.

I am hungry, friend ish getting me mcnuggets. I'm out, night.

Night. I don't know when I should get up tomorrow, leaving home at 9. Don't know what I need to do in the morning really.

AND all the fruit snacks are gone!

I haven't been able to decide whether I'm hungry or not for the past couple hours.