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They both have good and bad though, like taco bell's sauces are far superior and have witty sayings

Simply due to potato olés.

Taco John's, yes

Today I ate a fast food taco, some potato olés, a bit of a butterfingers blizzard, and a bowl of rice mixed with cream of mushroom soup.

Grrrrrrrrreat!

Because the neighborhood is boring with all the current awkward situations

Bored

Crazy.

My neighborhood is way into the fourth. Three or four guys combined their fireworks purchased out of state (because MN is lamee) and we did what we usually do: picnic thing from 5:30 to 7, spontaneous waterfight (a nice 8 year old told me I was soaking wet, thanks didnt notice! Also, good that I wore 2 shirts, prevented wet tshirt contest), and fireworks from when it started getting dark around 9 until 11:30. Cops rolled around at about 9:30, but we got everything up and running again shortly after. There were also issues with everclear jello shots being given to minors who were driving, but I wasn't involved.

Meow

Too much testosterone

I don't drink pop. Hmm, I should get out of bed for a while before bed.

Not wearing bras is A OK :thumbup: :thumbup: Now, for the shaving part... Well, it depends on their size. (The size of the women, not the size of breasts.) Size of the breasts sometimes matter, generally "smaller" girls will go unnoticed if they don't wear one. Size of the shirt matters, I could probably get away with wearing a very loose shirt (as long as I was sitting still, hah) but definitely not anything tight. Or thin. Or light colored.

I didn't cause the crash, I'm not wits 2.0, and I won't touch pepsi.

My right foot that I have balancing on my left knee.

Never mind, she's up

Walking into someone's house, going into their room, and casually climbing into their bed when they're still asleep at 11:16 AM. Socially acceptable?

I had a friend kind of like that too. At first, I put up with all her annoying and clingy habits, but one day (the day she said something offensive about my best friend), everything she said or did annoyed me. She thought I was just mad about what she said, but the problem was simply that I no longer enjoyed her company due to her annoying and immature habits. Still, she wrote in my yearbook that I was one of her biggest confidants and a very close friend. Then I graduated high school shortly after that (this year, almost a month ago) and I haven't seen her since my grad party the day after. I had a way out - by means of natural separation, she's out of the picture. For you, it seems like you need a way out - a move in a different direction or something. If you aren't changing anything about your life that would get you away from him, you'll have to either put up with him or act like a douche. You can be indirect by doing little rude things like not paying attention when he talks or just walking away from him at random times, but some people still don't take a hint. Good luck.

Since your girlfriend has been having issues finding a way to get birth control, maybe you could tell her to become malnourished. More natural than any pill.

Im bloated, I have cramps, and I'm bleeding out my vagina. Life is so cruel.

I feel fat today, I hate being a woman

The social norms for women of shaving and wearing bras.

Subwoofers give nice back massages. 18 year old girls using your thighs as pillows can cause soreness. Bunnies are fun to chase. Mexican kitties are cuddly... Eventually. Firecracker fuses are SCARY, even when not attached to explosives.

I ate a bite of brownie, may have been mistake.

When I'm in a bad mood, I like to relax and take a long bath. However, I can't do that today because my sister took a long shower and now her friend, who lives in the house behind us, is showering here too. WHY?!