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Hi guys

Hmm gotta kill a fly shoon

I need to go to sleep so I can wake myself up in six hours, night guys.

My brother has posted in this thread, long before I came here I think

I like to give people what they want if it's not unpleasant or difficult.

... What's Stork's First Law of Familial Relations?

I refuse to wear a bra for the next 7-8 hours.

I want to dream a lot tonight. I will remember my dreams. I will remember my dreams. I will remember my dreams. I will remember my dreams. I will remember my dreams. I will remember my dreams.

I want to meet someone named Sandy Ladyparts. That's gonna be the name of my imaginary friend. Also, nude beaches. Id be sure to bring many towels/blankets to sit on, and if anyone tracks sand onto them, it wouldn't be pretty.

Just saying, if your girlfriend says she has to pee, tell her to hold it. Apparently it'll pay out for you in the end.

My mom got a free subscription to Cosmo, she once told me and friend about vaginal muscle exercises. It strengthens down there when we "hold it" when we have to pee, and if you do that and progressively pull in more, counting like floors of an elevator, you gain strength. Mom told us that before we went to a movie, friend held it the whole second half, I brought this up, we laughed at awkward times throughout the last part of the movie.

I see what you did there

The magazine was part of the gift basket my friend's brother's girlfriend prepared for my friend, we were reading it for teh lulz. Horoscopes are always entertaining, and the parts of the magazine talking about "his secret sex spots" and "boobgasms" were quite entertaining.

Indeed. As a cancer, I'm marked as moody. I found this While reading Cosmo. Would you all agree?

No, I can't wait, you better get to it and just do it, use them up.

Go get me vagisil next time you pick up condoms. Oh, and I need tampons too before mid next month, thanks.

Actually, I'm having am issue with dryness and itchiness. Help.

No, you'd have to have someone attend to my mom's. It's not direct, she doesn't call dibs on whatever sex machine male comes into the house, she just says someone needs to attend to her if someone is to attend to me.

I am tempted to take this too far since the wetness of the owl (by halo) has been mentioned

OH NO I AM SO JELLY OF HER, I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO ATTEND TO YOUR WEINER.

YOU ARE A WIZARD, THAT EXACT PHRASE WENT THROUGH MY MIND. I WANT YOUR WEINER.

Liek oh em gee strip tease plz

I strongly dislike the "so and so has answered a question about you! Click here to unlock the answer!" posts. Half the time they come from people I rarely talk to.