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Ridiculous

HI HALO

I dislike that idea when I see my name randomly being mentioned when I am not present

I have no clue what is going on here.

You guys are so helpful

I'm beyond confused.

Chipotle.

I got slapped in the eye with a banana peel today. Bye guys.

I feel like I'm sending a child on a trip alone lol

Just thought I'd stop in before I go to my dad's, which doesn't have Internet. I had a great day of adventures wif friend but now she's gone to her boyfriend's house before she leaves to NYC for da week. So now I have to spend family tiem. Got any grapes?

K hi guys

Narwhals

Your mom

I've been drowsy since 3 this afternoon

I want him fixed but I can't drive or pay for it! inb4jokeaboutwomennotdrivingduetogender

My kitten, is a horndog

I accidentally turned Carlos on again, he kept biting me and making sexual kitty noises.

My friend taught a 2 year old boy the duckface, now it's a struggle to get him to make any other face in pictures. I lol'ed.

I was implying moments eating spaghetti like on Lady and the Tramp, what else would I refer to?

No, I think it'd create problems if women didn't have mouths. If you feel so strongly about that, just be deaf. Unless you think there are NO uses of mouths to benefit you.

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Elaborate pl0x Ooh pageget I'm the unofficial best at getting these accidentally. I think now would be a good time to talk about my tiger blood.

We calculated our centers of gravity and mass last year in physics! I just saw Carlos's eyes twitch in his sleep. And my teacher said cats don't have REM sleep, pshh

Lol knowledge is power. I found someone had written on the side of the school last year "class of 20012 [bleep], love the 10th grade" and had to get picture proof, I was SO tempted to write them a message back.

Yeah if I were a guy that would have been the best point to say cool story bro