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I accidentally turned Carlos on again, he kept biting me and making sexual kitty noises.

My friend taught a 2 year old boy the duckface, now it's a struggle to get him to make any other face in pictures. I lol'ed.

I was implying moments eating spaghetti like on Lady and the Tramp, what else would I refer to?

No, I think it'd create problems if women didn't have mouths. If you feel so strongly about that, just be deaf. Unless you think there are NO uses of mouths to benefit you.

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Elaborate pl0x Ooh pageget I'm the unofficial best at getting these accidentally. I think now would be a good time to talk about my tiger blood.

We calculated our centers of gravity and mass last year in physics! I just saw Carlos's eyes twitch in his sleep. And my teacher said cats don't have REM sleep, pshh

Lol knowledge is power. I found someone had written on the side of the school last year "class of 20012 [bleep], love the 10th grade" and had to get picture proof, I was SO tempted to write them a message back.

Yeah if I were a guy that would have been the best point to say cool story bro

Boo Boo is large and 9 years old. His mother, Bingo, was half his size all her life, and died of breast cancer from having so many kittens (she had a tumor). She also mothered Gracie (who was sickly for her whole life), Gumpy (who had issues as a kitten but was healthy as an adult, and didn't die with us - she ran away while we were on a vacation), my dad's kitties Minnie and Chloe (who used to play with Boo Boo when they were kittens and were given to my aunt, who gave them to my dad years later), and many others. I also currently have Carlos, who randomly appeared at a neighbor's house and the neighbors thought it was a grand idea to bring him here since we are the cat people apparently. And then there's Finnegan, my doggy, English springer spaniel, one year old.

I have a 20 pound cuddly cat named Boo Boo laying in my arms under a blanket ... I HAD Boo Boo until he got up and walked to Carlos

Almost a week? I have teachers who take a month. Or they grade it and don't give it back to us.

SORRY IF THE MENTION OF MY CYCLE MADE IT AWKWARD.

Why are you saying in a week? You don't know my cycle!

Yeah that's what I thought. Because of the iPod. I think it'd confuse you guys if my name actually came up.

I'm an anonymous user right?

I was being sarcastic in my selectiveness about food, hence the endnote. Mommy just cut and served the ice cream cake she made, it was om noms. I may have gained weight by eating it. No, I definitely did seeing as consumption of anything with weight itself will add it to my weight...

I refuse to eat vegetables because they start out by growing in the ground and dirt and that's icky. And animal foods, they say "you are what you eat" so I don't eat animals, they rat like gross stuff. And processed foods are random chemicals and will keep my body from rotting away as quickly. ... I eat food, I don't care to some extent where it comes from as long as it becomes safe (what the FDA says is safe) or whatever.

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I love how the wiki for the scotch egg mentions that it is served on a stick at the Minnesota State Fair, as is tradition. I haven't been to the state fair since I was very young. And @Seany I've heard that and I've heard it to be more extreme like what I originally said, the no homo thing always makes me laugh though.

How can anyone hate eggs? They can be prepared so many ways! Sidenote: I now have the song "Be Prepared" from "The Lion King" stuck in my head

lolwut Fun Fact: 2 years ago I had a kid on my lax team who had a cyst in his sack so he kinda had a third nut. Never saw it. But you wanted to yes and no. It's kind of one of those things where it's "scientifically" fascinating, but at the same time the heterosexuality in me says, "[bleep] no bro, that's another guys balls." I've been told that whenever a group of guys is together for too long, they all feel it is necessary to prove their heterosexuality. Is this true?

lolwut Fun Fact: 2 years ago I had a kid on my lax team who had a cyst in his sack so he kinda had a third nut. Never saw it. But you wanted to