Like your [rooster] is made outta concrete? No, that sounds more like an erection Also, excess win can cause erections. But that would require having a penis, which I don't, which is why I am winning in the first place. Imminent epic victory can cause you to grow a penis. That'll make you feel extra masculine when the winning girls have bigger penises than you. If you're trying to beat me, you can't because I'm WINNING. I still win in the long run, penises resulting from imminent victory are only temporary. Also i can beat you because I'm BI-WINNING. Well, I'm TRI-WINNING like the Sick Puppies said. And if you were here you'd know that with my new appendage I am making it rain.