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Wow that didn't even occur to me hahaha If my sister had to listen to Disturbed she'd be upset, angered, or afraid.

Yeah I didnt find myself, unless on a computer I'd get different results than on ipod. I did find several sites I've joined with this username though, some of which I forgot.

There are others with my name, I don't know if I would show up early in google results. Edit: why do I get first post on new pages so much.

I laugh at the family here

My last name will most likely change eventually, and since my first name is so plain, anything will fit. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL LIEEEEEEE

Social security number?

What's your SSN?

^ lol I left my lifewater in the freezer too long, I'm smart.

^ is the name supposed to be repeated thrice? Because the third one isn't the same.

None of you understand, nobody ever grows tired of Ripley's believe it or not jokes. Or, for a while, ripple chips. Love my friends.

We named my dog Finnegan (Finn) and declared his birthday to be St. Patrick's Day, my cat Boo Boo who has a heart on his chest has the unofficial birthday of Valentine's Day, and Carlos = Cinco de Mayo. They're all pretty close to when the exact dates of birth must be. My last name never gets old to people, apparently. I've noticed.

That's cute. My friends haven't really called me by non-annoying nicknames, other than the basics - Em, Emmy - otherwise the names have all been plays off my last name or initials. Zoe was my cat, I use this username for everything basically since I chose it at a young age.

Many times when I see your username here I think of pedobear. That is all.

Plus, they're 13, and the driver appears to be of similar age in both situations.

Oh how the word "[bleep]" amuses me.

Are you caught up on our discussion?

Watch them through the window as they leave.

Maybe draw smiley faces on your skin, or give yourself a tramp stamp, so if they happen to see when you turn around and walk away

Like, hey ladies, what's up? Oh sorry, I don't feel like going out. Please close the door, I feel a draft. Axe, or large firearm, whichever you have easier access to. Firearm, not gun, no love gun jokes. Or jokes about a draft on your shaft. No, that'd streak my little mind. Streak.

Okay. I see no way that the plan would go wrong. Unless they laughed or took pictures, but I think the pure shock may leave them little room for thought.

Or. Show up to the door, completely naked.

I'd laugh if they didn't show up and you're being paranoid about nothing

Prepare for battle, find water balloons. Or substitute water filled bags for them. Or let out the dog. Or something. Dead bolt lock. Hide. All lights out, silence, hide until they quit. Or leave, go outside and hide.

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