I don't care if I double post because I'd like to address this lol I can tell you it's not sand. Besides, here at least, I think right now I'm the sole owner of a vagina.
They say secrets don't make friends, but I don't see how they hurt anything if I keep my own secrets from everyone. Unless there's a mind reader, then stuff would suck for me.
My orchestra teacher had those last year and everyone spent the hour making fun of her. But she didn't understand. One kid asked if they made her jump higher. She replied "no, I tried and surprisingly they didn't!"
She was leaning into her car to grab something and I couldn't resist, I placed my palms on her butt and pushed her into the car. And she made a sexual sounding scream.
K I had my life story typed out and then I hit a button and lost it. So I'll just throw random things out as I feel like it about why I've been gone. I attempted rape of my best friend in the Buffalo Wild Wings parking lot