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... I'm gonna end up being the shortest in my family. I'm 5'4", my 13 year old sister is 5'5", my 15 year old brother is somewhere above 5'9", my dad is 6', and my mom is the same height as me. But I'm the smallest and basically the shortest. Yay.

Yeah that conversation lasted quite a long time, I forgot about the length.

Don't hit me if the tags are wrong! Omegle conversation, seems relevant.

I was gone for nine minutes, I expected nine posts. Sorely disappointed.

Wits what are you in school for? Last time I knew what you were up to in life was when you were 19/20 doing xbox tech support

So your body is kinda like, "I'm so bored all I can think about is how sleepy I am."??? Basically.

When a person gets bored, they don't actually become sleepier. In reality, the boredom just "unmasks" the sleepiness.

Summer, almost three

I love puns, I don't care how bad they are

*sister is vacuuming* "HEY (name), SUCK IT UP"

I hears the vacuum, de animals must be twackin'

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Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, 'cos they are so awesome

Yeah it sucks using my iPod when EVERYONE IS POSTING GIFS.

Disgust for what wits? I don't agree with your standards, but I'll allow you to fantasize.

Thanks for fixing, I was going to throw a fit about the incomplete sentence even though I do it all the time.

Friend asks serious question about why it's good to live in small communities, I respond by saying I'm from the city and the small town just offers places to get high and have sex

I hate when I send two texts to same person in a short amount of time and they send back an ambiguous, single-word response.

Yeah whatever it's not the diamond that make the girl fall in love. The diamond just gives her a tangible object of loveness to show off to all her friends, and to call her shiny, and to wear and look at all the time without having it give sexist comments.

Nuhh I love decent, witty senses of humor because in the scale of the universe they're rare. Well, I can't say that. There are lots, just not a ton that appeal to me. I don't know what I'm saying. Referring to our McDonald's date (me n friend Cyndi) Me: How was day, whatchu doingf? Cyndi: Headed to my moms do you wanna get food? Me: Yeah sure should I pay? Cyndi: Well I don't have money so yeah unless we plan on stealing it ... Wanna get food = buy me dinner.

My yearbook teacher told us we could watch Friday tomorrow during our pizza party!

If I scroll all the &s quickly they look like fishies

Rebecca Black was on Jay Leno last night, she made sure to note her age several times and lip synced her song. My yearbook teacher showed us, it was funny how seriously she took the whole deal.