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Constructive criticism is also welcome...

Lol, good times.

lol?

Lol, I dont know about that one...maybe a few THOUSAND lol.

Lol, ty.

I'll take that as compliment. Within the next week, my "Skills guide" should be out.

Lol, it would be great, eh. This was actually based on my friend Nunquam's Falador World2 series (very well received on RS Main, 600+ post thread). I am coming up with more fake guides right now actually. I will post them here as more arise.

You do, but then it confuses you and your brain's neurons overload and fail. I wish nothing would happen to me.

NEWS: Title change. It's still the same story. The title change has only been put in place to make way for more possible stories in the future. [hide=Catherby, teh best city in teh RS!!!] NOTE: Please do not post unless you read the whole thing. It goes by faster than you think. What is the number one marketplace town in the world? Well, not Catherby, of course. It's Falador, then followed by Seers, and then Varrock. However, we are talking about Catherby here, so nobody cares about those cities. Catherby is the one place where you can train all your skills, except about 19 of them. I can show you what exactly can happen on a normal visit: ------ Training Fishing There are numerous fishing spots in Catherby, what with people lowering boxes and poking the water just offshore. Many people here are very nice; they will shower somebody in need with free stuff. For example, when I was recently fishing: Person1: I need free tuna for my cat! Person2: Fish it yourself. Person1: But my fishing is only 37, I cant fish it. Person3: lol noob When they are not helping people like this, most fishers are running between spots, trying to catch the elusive lobs and swords. If you dont want fishing xp, you can buy these swords at the sword shop in Varrock. Wait, you canÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t. Fishers also get to bond with other people, and find out more about each other: Person1: Fishing levels? Person2: 44 Person3: 52 Person4: 61 Person2: Noob go to fishing guild person4! Person4: ur the noob noob! These stimulating discussions are the basis of a good flamer's background. Those species appear right here in Catherby, come out of the water, and into the forums, as you are all well aware. The other most commonly found creature here is the cat. The purpose of the cats at the fishing spots is to make random noise and throw off other people's clicking. The only people that can talk to the cats are those who have done the Ictharin's Helper quest; their reward is to be insulted over and over and over again. ------- Training Cooking One of the most popular ranges is here in Catherby, right next to the bank. The most common people here are cooks, usually cooking lobsters, swordies, or sharks. There are also other people such as buyers, who have the following deep discussions with the cooks: Buyer: Buying raw lobs Cook: Nfs, Im trying to cook them, thats why im here At this point the buyer chooses one of two options, either the all-popular "noob give me lobs now!!!!!!!!1one!!!" or the "whats nfs meen?????????????" Either way, the cooks will respond with "Noob", and so ending the conversation on a very positive note. The other very popular thing here at the range is random events. Every minute or so, a strange plant starts growing, or a random person pops up right next to the range for one of the cooks. At this point, everybody stops cooking and runs around the range like a headless chicken, asking the question ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅWhos random event?ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

My friend just successfully reinstalled the 30-day trial once it ran out.