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mine isnt on this page yet, so i havent made one, so you can uncross my name.

You don't look anything like the other guy. That's from when i was 15 im now almost 17 and i have brown hair

Don't you always complain about your family using the same kind of logic to tell you not to listen to Marilyn Manson? Marilyn Manson is a freak he seems more degrading then kanye...

too far...

I see where you are coming from its a fact that 1 out of every 3 scouts is mental, but it is still a great experience.

Coke as in the drug right hahahahaha just kidding.. Her is my list of loves.... pondering thoughts, somalian pirates, barack obama, dane cook acts, black people in general, the german language, pakistan, jordan..the country, flapjacks, the saying "im sick as a dog", great wall of china, the word "crucial", learning nonsense information from my german teacher, crazy pick-up lines that you know won't work, god, dog which is god backwards. thats about it.....oh and picking green pieces of grass in the shape of former presidents.

I'm grounded for a week riight now because i got caught drinking...illegally. Rum and millers btw lol

squat-245 last time, bench-145 (my body weight) i play soccer lol, so i squat pretty good...5"11 btw

yea i really don't fight much either, i just find it fun to know.

Go to the nearest bass pro-shop, stock up on all the guns and ammunition you could carry, then head to home depot. At home depot you have unlimited weapons, nail gun, wood, pipes, lawnmower, etc. Then you have food from the candy racks, and the snack machines.

Hopefully this works, have brown hair now and look a lil bit older lol... this is from a snowboarding trip btw haha

you collect swords congratulations, that would not do crap against someone who is quick, you probably cant even lift that thing. I actually do MMA fighting at a place nearby called "ARmbar" Kickboxing and wrestling backround I hope you do BJJ aswell cos unless you name is clay guida, a BJJ guy will have fun with you lol I would say mauy thai is better than kickboxing but 2 big names in UFC are kick boxers and only 1 big name is a thai guy. :D I'm getting there lol, i can do certain moves, just can't do them quickly haha

http://tineye.com/search/c6154126ebe086 ... 61514a8cbf Tineye lol Dang you caught me lol, that photo of me wouldn't post cause i was getting it off facebook, lol so i just found someone who looked like me, i will try and figure it out so i can actually get a picture of me up lol EDIT: this is impossible lol

you collect swords congratulations, that would not do crap against someone who is quick, you probably cant even lift that thing. I actually do MMA fighting at a place nearby called "ARmbar" Kickboxing and wrestling backround

It may seem like a waste of time to you , but it was one of the hardest things i have ever done. I am currently almost 17, and i just received my eagle scout. MY mom told me when i was 16 that i would not want to continue with the scouting program, because of friends, girls etc...and damn she was right. Now that i finally got it though, it is like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. The thing people don't understand is that Scouts teaches you responsibility, and how to hold yourself not only as a man, but as a respectable human being. IT teaches you how to stick with something, because it will take you a good 5 years of hard-work to do. Scouts mainly come off as nerdy people who need something to do socially, but that is not it at all, you do crazy [cabbage] as scouts....rock climbing, white water rafting, kayaking, but then you also have to do knowledgeable stuff, which takes time and hard-work to complete. As i have found out having the rank of eagle scout gets you jobs, into college, and many other things. Thats what i got to say.

Well since i posted out of order, i will gladly redo it when its my turn-just pm me thanks

mockingbird-eminem

Found some new ones today... SMile-SLim Thug This song just starts out boss...would be a great walkup song for baseball I'm Still FLy-Page ft. Drake Just a hype song And the Ruthless album by Ace hood

Old lol

Wrote my second letter, I am grounded for a week, so there will be plenty more where this came from haha Day 2 (8:17 PM) - Dear memiors, I have some good news! I have officially had a good day. People say they hate being grounded... I laugh at them. HA. nahhh it aint that bad, you just have to make the best of it. I will try to shorten this entry for those who can't spend a whole FIVE minutes in reading. GOSH, five minutes?! yea, you're right. But hey, if you clicked in interest on something that said "memior of being grounded" then you DEFINITELY have five minutes free to read. I can promise that. and yea, i was making fun of you there. So, again i had the great pleasure of sleeping in today. It was wonderful. Except today, yea, i slept until 1:30. Haha oops... I went to bed at like, 4 lol, but no lie - i didn't wake up once until it was like 11 30. At that time, i got up, ran to the bathroom, came back, and slept til 1:30. (yea, first thing to start my day is a quick peezy. EVERY time lol) But i woke, and had a nice boiled egg and turkey bacon waiting for me. Now, some question the "turkey" part of that, but i say pish posh to them. Turkey bacon is legit fo sho. Give it a try. While enjoying my breakfast, i watched the bernie mac show and i swear - that is the TIGHTEST sitcom that shows in the middle of every day in the middle of the week. haha, the black family with writing that is so obviously meant for a white audience... gotta love it. OH! i also had half of one of my muffins. can you say excellent? yea, they are KICKIN. even my mom enjoyed them. So after this and another hour of the "tube", i went downstairs and said... run. i need to. so... as i got some stuff together, i forgot i had no music to listen to as I ran... But i discovered you can put music on a treo... But it was not working so i guess not. nevermind to that last statement lol. then, i decided i would ball up a little bit. I balled for like 2 hours and then it FINALLY started raining on me. then, i created a quote. :) "It started raining on my parade... so i moved the parade to the outside!" ;) haha i have yet to decide what it means other than i like rain. hahaha Then i enjoyed some dinner, discovered I like squash ( :o! ), and watched an episode of house with my fam. that concludes my day so far. Now, i still search for music so i can burn a dang cd so i can take a much needed shower.... haha Oh! another area i should mention to my memior... Now, when I personally am grounded, I get my keys taken from me, and friends are not allowed to come over. I basically just become a nerd and stay at home all week. :/ (and yes, by "BECOME a nerd" i am implying that when i am not grounded, i am cool. thank you to all yo mean peeps out there).... but, after actually thinking about it... I realized I have kind of grounded myself to something this week, accidentally. While walking up the stairs to dinner, I realized I was shirtless. And after thinking about it, I realized .... the entire time i have been grounded up to this point... I have been shirtless. I grounded myself from a shirt. until later... I'm out memior.

No more of that please. Bump? I think he wasn't "bumping my thread" i think he was going with the acronym "Bennie's unicycle made popsicles" Sorry Mr. Mod for the confusion/

OLD one here lol new-ish dumb-[wagon] facial expression though haha

I wrote this since i was grounded :) Because I am grounded for a week, I have decided to write a memior or two of my grounded life. By the way, I am not completely sure what a memior is. Or if I have spelled it correctly. However, I am going to attempt to do so anyways. *~*~*~* Day 1 - Today I finally slept in. I have been going and going so much recently that I have not had the chance to do this in a while. I slept until 11:30 and loved every minute of it. Although it is only Day 1, I am not feeling the "grounded" vibe. It honestly just feels like a break, which is nice and relaxing for me. But, when i realize that I can not leave my house, or even have visitors to my house for the next week... I will soon get very tired of this I'm sure. I awoke and started my day thinking... "I need food." That is generally the first thought that comes to mind when I am not entertained. After work with no plans? hmm... I need food! Go on break, no plans? I need food! Watching sitcoms all day long at home? I need food. So what do I do? I..... cook. wait, what?! yea, cook. From what I learned from Dillon Bradshaw, I threw 2 eggs in a skillet, added some salt, a little vinegar, some paprika, a hint of cocoa butter, and made some knockouts. Ihop, Cracker Barrell, Waffle House... ha, they got nothing on me. My eggs was killas. Also, made some oatmeal with milk, sugar, and yea, for some random ingredient just to try to "spice" things up (hahahhaaha i kill myself with my punny jokes...), i put some vanilla extract in there. A bad idea. As it is now 3:28, I have much more day to drag on through... But the last thing I have done was break out the muffins. That is correct, I cook, I clean, I am a cutie, I have good sense of style, AND I bake. Any takers on some wedding bells? Yea, and these cinnamon roll muffins are not just some to laugh at. They are LEGIT. SHIZZNIT. Aite, well I'm off to grab some lunch.... because i have no plans. so yea, I need food. Btw- Bernie Mac show has become my new fav... i wonder when new episodes are comin out???? ~`~ Day 1 (6:49 PM) - I have nothing to do here. I plugged in my little wii wii and played mario for the past 2-3 hours. Gosh, I am a loser. But hey, I'm grounded so it's aite. That one level with the little tower (haha, "little tower"... oxymoron ... oops) and [bleep]y things kept giving me trouble but i got past it. Now I have a bit of a headache from being inside all day and feeling like a nerd.... hmm.... What to do next? Probly food actually lol. Um... other things to mention... Kenzie came over and got books. She gave me some mula' so it's all good too. Seeing a face other than my dang parents' was nice. Although, it has only been one day. I would be TERRIBLE in solitary confinement, LEMME tell you... Now I got my itunes on shuffle.. At times I enjoy it, like when raconteurs comes on and rock out... But I just hate it when the "shuffle" kicks in and a hard rock-mixed with-rap song comes on i don't even want to be a part of comes on.. But I guess that is the downside of 8,400 songs. You never know what is gonna pop up. OH! I almost forgot to mention. I "already had this planned before I got grounded"... But Beau called and reminded me that I am working a friend's wedding this Saturday. haha - 7 1/2 hours into groundidge and I am already plotting my escape.... Saturday - NO HOME! yes.... And it's probably gonna be "too late to come home that night"... so I'll just spend the night with beau. ;) hehe ya'll know what it is! ... great... beastie boys pop up now. ha greattt more comin later ~!~!~!~ Day 1 (10:49 PM) - So.... basically can i go ahead and say "SCREW." I have done this post a countless number of times, but when someone sends me a dang IM, and then i press backspace when i am typing in the note, the backspace button acts as a "let's go back to the last page and erase ALL of noa's work since the last post" button... this has happened TWICE already! dang it! ... i mean, that's not really "countless...." but still... and just to clerify, it doesn't erase ALL my work... just from the last post. anyways, Now I have my shuffle on once again, but I am writing outside... it helps calm the nerves and give a nice, peaceful environment for my writing to spread it's wings and fly away like a butterfly... At dinner, I realized I like grilled vegetables. I don't know what it is about them, but they just taste sweet to me. This attraction to warmed veggies began at salsarita's - I was closing up shop... and we have to throw out rice, shrimp, and the veggies cuz no one will want day old, rotten, dried, disgusting, putrid food. am i right? (nice description i know, i know.) but yea, so i decided I would make my nightly specialty - a bowl of rice, with some shrimp on top, and then i "borrow" some queso to go on top. :) it's not bad. lemme tell you. at least for FREE food, not bad. not bad. But, after I already made 3 bowls of this, and began throwing out the already browned vegetables... i decided to grab a nibble... ya know what, maybe the longer they sit out, the better they taste because they were spectacular. maybe it's like rahul would say "the browner the better" ahhh - see this is why people call me the "einstein of our age".... (actually, no one calls me that. nor has anyone ever thought that. but....) **btw - interruption to say - i began trying to type "nor" in the parenthesis... and accidentally typed "noa" lol.... just thought i would share that with you folks. continue!** so... back to the genius comment - i just copied my work so that if another Facebook IM/Backspace incident occurs, i won't have to retype every-single-dang-thing i already typed. uhthankyou. HAHA! get some facebook. i totally just had another incident. ya know - a FIMI [pronounced feemee] (facebook IM incident). and guess what i did? i followed my plan and BAM. i lost all my work. but wait! i copy/pasted it. so it's alllllllllllllllllll good. :D *ahem* *cough "einstein of our age" cough cough*** ;) Now, back to the memior.... As many of you know, i "lost" my ipod... >:l so now i am music-less. Now, this is an obvious problem because ... it's an IPOD! but... for me, tis more. My music is my life. i looked and realized i have exactly 8700 songs in my itunes. yea, i'm serious when i say i like music. I can't function properly without my ipod. I can't run - i will realize that i am running and won't make it more than a mile on my 5 mile run! I can't enjoy driving - the radio plays songs over and over and over and over and over and over and OVER again! i can't stand it. i swear, a week ago i heard the "to the windooowwwww, to the wall, to the wall" song. TWICE IN ONE DAY! really?! music has progressed this far since that song came out, but you are still that addicted to it?!.... no thanks radio. so in addition to running and driving, i can no longer shower either. I only have ipod speakers... so i can no longer enjoy showers... i mean, i guess i CAN shower... but what's the point?? i'm stuck at home anyways right?? haha - that's a joke. of course i still shower. ;) but it's boring now. i can no longer sing to any music i love, and now have to make it up as i go along and it usually ends up PRETTY dang sketchy... usually they go somethin like "i'm in the shower! ew ew ew. i'm rockin out! ew ew ew. i have some power! ew ew ew. wet as a trout! ew ew ew. put on shampoo! oh oh oh. rinse and lather! oh oh oh. condition too! oh oh oh. repeat and lather... again! oh oh oh." yea... i know. disgusting. but if you wanna sit outside my door, it may get pretty entertaining. idk. but that whole story/song goes to say... i am now burning a cd.but i have run into a wall of things to put on it. so i am searching through my 8700 songs and ... i can't find daggum 20 of em to put on a cd! help would be appreciated! ... (no, i am NOT putting either : (A) backstreet boys (B) n'sync © britney spears or (D) spice girls.) sorry. but i am actually lookin for some chill, alternative music like BEN FOLDS or COLDPLAY or... RELIENT K is a good one... SWITCHFOOT's old stuff was good... WEEZER... etc. but i want new stuff lol. i wouldn't be asking if i wanted to just put that junk on there. now, to end my first day of memior-ing... i am gonna go finish that cd. jump in the shower... maybe meditate.... who knows... also, remind me to tell you of "OMG :o ----> 11:17!" now.. before i say goodnight, and wish you all a good sleep and some sweet dreams... i have one more rant to mention. DO YOU KNOW HOW COLD IT IS?! oh my em gee. it is 11:21 right now. and it is so cold that i actually have to pee now. it is summer! stop! ... seriously, i don't even think i'm gonna be able to wish you a proper goodnight, because i really do have to pee. i don't think ima make it back inside! watch out, ima take a quick "swim" *wink wink* in my pool.... until tomorrow, signing off, wishing you a farewell, sweet dreams, my regards, love, from, sincerely, and (D) all of the above. hope you actually read it lol

Lugia i don't know you, but i must say from all your posts you are officially the monster slaying king/lucky son uh b*tch. 25/25

Heh I lol'ed a bit irl, I check back here after that post and all comments are similar :lol: He's new give him a break bra! Joel in these threads you have to understand nothing is acceptable unless it is a 99 or like a higher level....SO really there is no point to post unless you get like all 50+ or all 60+ etc, etc,