Nathaninch

150k on the raving bunny abuser, Andy

I was looking for ya but you went on vacation noober! There will be another one ;) Winning Bids/Bidders updated.

Attention Winning bidders & Slaves Please wait until the winning bidder has paid me before you set up a time and place to spend your hour together. When he/she has paid, I will message the Slave and you can set up a time and place together. Wining bidders, please add me in game and pay me ASAP. Hey guys. If you remember the last slave auction on Scapeboard, you'll know it was quite a success. We raised quite a few million GP for an awesome drop party!! :D Thanks again to all those that volunteered to be slaves last time, and those who spent GP. So it's time for another one. If you aren't sure how this works... I'll tell you. Up for sale are 9 slaves, all ready to do whatever you wish for, for an hour. You can make them mine for you. You can make them yell "I'm a stinky noob" in varrock square. You can make them do whatever you want... within reason of course. You guys know what is and what isn't appropriate. Here's the best part... all the GP raised by the auction will go towards a totally ownzor drop party... and trust me, the pot can get QUITE high. If you have any questions, feel free to PM me. So without any further ado, here are the slaves up for auction! The first slave, despite his discrimination towards bunnies, is an excellent choice! A huge part of the Tip.it crew, check out.... Name: Deadman Andy Combat Level/Important Stats: 91 Combat, 74 Attack, 74 Defence, 74 Strength, 73 Hitpoints, 56 Ranged, 52 Prayer, 64 Magic, 65 Cooking, 63 Woodcutting, 72 Fishing, 70 Mining PAIDWinning Bid: 460,003 Winning Bidder: runesmithie PAID Next up is a buddy of mine. You've probably seen his stories hanging around the boards, get your purses/wallets out for... Name: Smavey Level/Important Stats: Lvl 74 combat / 65 mining, most skills 50-60, good looks, p2p Profile: Although I have one of the lowest combat levels in the slave business, I am better looking then every other one of them. "Do you have a spare needle and thread? Because boy am I ripped!" ps. Selling your body is a great way to make money! Winning Bid: 900k Winning Bidder: Topazjewel (aka Sailor Jupiter) The next slave on showcase is a moderator here on Tip.it. We all know him as... Name: Rabk Combat Level/Important Stats: 63 combat (>.<), 73 crafting, 74 mining Profile: Rabk is a dorkwad pseudo-crafter that spends all his time buying/selling and making new friends while antagonizing the old ones-- He's lazy as all get-out, so the thought of dreadful hours of slave labour is absolutely terrifying to him. He is t3h ubern00b and will squeak fiercely at any who dare to say otherwise. Rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble. (He also dances for cookies, but we won't go there...) The major advantage of getting a hold on his slave collar is that he has this goofy little white thing () that somehow got stuck to his shoe in the bathroom a while back. He hasn't been able to get rid of it, and it shows up every time he talks now. [No, you can't use his mod powers yourself ,:P but you can make him tell everyone in Varrock how nice you are while dancing in a pink skirt and bunny ears...:roll: ] PAIDWinning Bid: 500k Winning Bidder: Meesy, not Rabk (Nerd!!!) :P *shrugs*PAID Next slave up is quite the skill totaler. Don't miss out on this delectable pastry, he's... Name: Vap137. Combat Level/Important Stats: Profile: 18 year old fellow from a small country named Denmark.:wink: Likes to sit at the computer, mess with graphics, play games and drinks too much pepsi.:shock: Likes pretty much everything on RS, except for the horrible Mining skill, arrrrh. :P Normally don't pk, but do it once in a while anyway. Dislikes people who have no patience, beggers and randoms who add + pm him. Don't mind fooling around on RS having fun, and in a good mood most of the time. :) PAIDWinning Bid: 1,137mil (awesome bid brat :P) Winning Bidder: Brat137 PAID Okay all you Graveyarders. Ever dreampt of getting back at that pesky mod that keeps the madness that you call your board together? Then get bidding on runegirlie, known on Runescape as... Name: Sir Brennan Combat Level/Important Stats: Combat 90 ... see high scores for stats. Profile: Smart, Fun, and Good Looking Female Sir who enjoys leveling (but not to boredom!), spontaneously bouncing about the world of Runescape to kill different NPCs who she thinks will give her a rare drop, and running about the wilderness in full steel on a mad prowl for noob kills (because she can't get a full rune kill to save her life). Excellent cook, dancer, and conversationist :D. PAIDWinning Bid: 425k Winning Bidder: RavinasianPAID Get ready to bid on the next slave up for auction, a true catch, here's... Name: Scarlet Eve Combat Lvl/ Important Skills: Combat 55/ Fishing up to swordies; Mining up to mith; Fletching up to maple longs; Herblaw up to super att; RuneCrafting up to chaos. Profile: Hi I'm Scarlet Eve and I'm a Runescape-o-holic. I enjoy long walks on Catherby Shore and evenings in Faldor Pub. I like music, miming and dancing. I am fun, adventurous and open minded about pking. I enjoy traveling and different cultures, as well as questing. I have been all over the RuneScape map. And on a side note, pick me pick me!!! PAIDWinning Bid: 525k Winning Bidder: eevPAID The next slave being auctioned can be found ranging around, doing what rangers do with his nooby ranging. A member of DI, I think it's safe to assume that a few other clans want to get their hands on him :P. Here's... Name: Tomiz Combat Level/Important Stats: 110 combat / 99 ranged Profile: I like to pk the profile sucks but whatever lol Winning Bid: 800,001 Winning Bidder: ScarletEve This slave will surely attract the attention of quite a few of the returned bannees from Scapeboard :P. A Tip.It administrator, get bidding on... Name: Raenond Combat level: 63 overall Useful levels: 80 fletching, 68 magic (only worthwhile combat stat), 65 cooking (pineapple pizza and curry! :D ) Profile: I'm a 21 year old male from the East coast of the US. I've been using Tip.it's forums since January 2002, staff since November 2002, and an Administrator since mid 2003. I hardly play RS anymore, but I can be seen occasionally in RS adding to my Easter Egg collection, or just bumming around members with my RS wife. If you're looking for someone to play with in the wilderness, look somewhere else- I'll be dead before you can say "Hey, that sure is a big group of pker's..." Of course, if you're just looking to drag me out to die, I'll be happy to show up in my nicest bunny ears and scythe, and I'll see about getting a bag of hammers together for whoever kills me. Happy bidding! :) Winning Bid: 800k Winning Bidder: maximx The next slave hardly needs an introduction. He's teh uber bunny, the owner of Oergg Mountain, the Colossus of Cabbage, the Mith Chain Maniac, he's... Name: Oergg Combat Level/Important Stats: 105 Combat, 49 firemaking,80 crafting, 30 runecrafting Profile: Oergg likes short hops through cabbage fields, and browsing the local library looking for rare jazz albums. Winning Bid: 2mil Winning Bidder: PAIDtapdawgPAID/Smavey Finally, a bit of a surprise. I have for you, a MYSTERY SLAVE. :o Name: It's a myyyystery Combat Level/Important Stats: It's a mysteryyyyy. Profile: It's a mysteeeery. PAIDWinning Bid: 700k Winning Bidder: darkdude98PAID Mystery slave is Cuban Peter Money raised: 8,247,004

Moved as requested.

Yay, Smavey the Dwarf gave me free stoof the other day! He's my matey!

wanna check to see if they fixed it someone?

the comment about having no community is just blatantly worng.

you guys keep saying "No, I'm not religious." It doesnt have to be somehting religious you're dieing for, just something you believe in strongly enough. Anything. I would die for something I beleived in strongly enough. People's freedoms are an example... and if my country or religion is pursuing that goal then I would die for them.

I think a lot of people will say no... but they really do care.

Yeah, that's why I checked it out :P Anyways, up the CN Tower is as high as I've ever been. 553 meters.

Moved to Varrock Library. Very nice btw, Im impressed.