That has to be false. I wouldn't know how to react to that knowing there actually was near me, let alone my damn mouth. especially if it's a hot summer night, your warm, no sheets, nothing but boxers, or no boxers. and the spiders are walking around on you. and biting. I wake up with spiderbites on me quite often actually. ): I think the spider thing was disproved. It's somewhere on the Snopes website, I believe. When I'm not lazy I'll check.