LiChef

My paranormal experience often bores people because i like to tell the entire story... In primary school, i think it was year 5 or 6, i was needing the loo, as people often do. So i went upto my teacher and said "Can i go to the loo" and he replied "Wait till Matt gets back". So I waited and he finally came back so i rushed to the door to get to the loo. Just as i was leaving he said "Wait a minute..." But i was kinda desperate so i carried on. When i got there and did what i needed to do i was washing my hands in the sink which has a mirror above it. And since i explain things really bad i decided to do a diagram of the bathroom :D [hide=Diagram][/hide] Anyway i looked up from the sink into the mirror and saw a face (a fully fledged face with all the features, almost human). I span round and saw nothing. And in my fear ran out of the bathroom (with the tap on lol) I got back to the classroom to report my findings (i was more shocked since i didn't beleive in ghosts at the time) when i got there my mate came upto to me and asked if i had heard what had happened to Matt. I said no and he said that Mat had seen a ghost in the toilets. So i told them that i had seen it as well. Now after that we were intent on finding out more. We asked the teachers about it and one of them agreed to go on a vigil with us. In this vigil was me, my two best mates, a girl who was convinced she could see dead people and the teacher. We were just about to turn off the lights when they went off themselves but immediately came back on again. We all stepped away from the light switch and then we noticed that the chain for the toilet was swinging around, even though no-one had been in there. So i went to my local library after one of my friends said that the school was built over Ross Mill. So i checked up on Ross Mill to find a picture of a dead boy who fell 73ft down a lift shaft. The picture was almost identical to the ghost we saw. I photocopied a few blueprints of the Mill and the school and compared them. We saw that the boys and the girls toilets (nothing seemed to happen there) both were alligned with the lift shaft drawings from the Mill. So i got together some random numbers from Arthur Shaw's (that was his name) death. I got my dad, who's a bit of a whizz on the number crunching, to see if he can work out some kind of date. After many hours he came to me with a calculation (that i didn't understand at the time, do now though) that made "22/03/03" which funnily enough was the date of next weeks School Fair. So at the Fair i was compelled to go into the toilets. But on the way there i was stopped by the headmistress (who disaproved of us dragging teachers into this but wasn't really that fussed about anything else) who wanted me to sort some books for one of the stalls. So i left my mate to investigate (looking back that was a bad idea, he's quite the wuss) on his own. When i got back with the headmistress we found him outside with blood coming from his nose (although he wasn't aware he was bleeding until we pointed it out). We asked him what had happened and he said that someone had pushed him into the hand dryer. We asked who and he said he didn't know because nobody was there. And then we left primary school and that was really the only really frightening paranormal experince i've had. There have been others but i think after two years of Arthur Shaw i don't scare as easily. Bored yet?

I thought i'd post one really quick and relatively unfunny comic to test out my little pink friend on you. Also to test out the new "speech key", telling you who's saying what in which colour. Li Chef

I kinda expected those comments from comics i made years ago. But now i have made a new one with the delightfulness of sea and treasure! It's about a delerious Octopus, a stuck up Penguin and a over-eating Whale. Enjoy! Li Chef

Years and years ago i made some average comics on the computer using little bittle Pokemon sprites. And now whilst searching through my hard drive i found them and it inspired me to do more. So i thought i'd make a thread posting all the ones i make. (the first 8 are from years and years ago, after that it's all new) [hide=Volume 1][/hide] [hide=Volume 2][/hide] [hide=Volume 3][/hide] [hide=Volume 4][/hide] [hide=Volume 5][/hide] [hide=Volume 6][/hide] [hide=Volume 7][/hide] [hide=Volume 8][/hide] [hide=Volume 9][/hide] [hide=Volume 10][/hide] [hide=Episode One][/hide] Hope you enjoyed them, look out for more!

OCC: I return! ICC: Scott caught upto Brian and saw him stood in front of what Scoot presumed was the King. Sat on the throne was a huge man, larger than Brian. His folds of fat rippled over the chair and onto the floor, almost concealing it. On his head was a tiara, that didn't glisten in the sun. Obviously plastic. "Excusemwa?" the man sat on his throne repeating the same words over and over again to Brian. Eventually Brian called off his verbal assault and moved onto something more phsyical...

Chapter Five: The Temple of Cheap Scott and Brian sat in the back of a small carriage that was being carried by an equally small man. He ran ahead of them and in turn powered the carriage forward. It was method Scott had once seen in Eastern Asia. Suddenly, but as if expected, Brian said, "Why am i here!" He began banging his hand onto the carriage, making it difficult for the man to carry. Scott turned his attention back to his side of the carriage and watched where Brian had told the man to take them. He saw that he was taking them to a giant temple that was encursted with bits of plastic made to look like diamonds. When they arrived Scott jumped out and ran to the temple walls. He picked the bits of plastic with his fingernails. He recognised the texture to be that of a Coke Bottle. He looked to the side to see a small scrap of newspaper, glued to the wall, showing the words "This is a real diamond you know", drawn on with highlighter pen. "Whoever lives here certainly lives cheap" Scott looked around to see Brian storming off into the castle...

Thank you for your input on the story 8-) Chapter Four: Cairo International Scott sat next to Brian on the 747 to Egypt. Brian had a set of earphones and was watching snooker on the over-head TV. For once he was quiet. Scott turned away and looked out of the window. The clouds were whizzing past him like they were moving as well. Scott sighed. He didn't realise how bad Aeroplane food smelt. He could smell the occasional waft coming from the kitchen. "Oooohhhh Calamity! How! How! How! How! Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! I could of farted that in! You great steaming pillock!" Scott span his head round to see Brian roaring at the top of his voice at the TV. Scott smirked. What a voice he had. They soon arrived in Cairo International Airport. The winds were quickly whipping up a sandstorm. BScott looked round for Brian, only to see him charging ahead through the gale. Scott chuckled and began to make his way to the Luggage Collection Point. When he got there he found a small man dressed in red velvet clothing helping Brian with his bags. He passed Brian a small fan in which he fanned himself with. The man stood Brian up and began to clean the seat he was trying to sit on. "I'm being goosed!" Brian started shouting wildly at the man and hit him with his fan. Scott began to wonder if he should of brought Brian on the journey...

Combat Level: 79 Total Level: 1209 Highest Skill Level: 65 Woodcutting (i think) Highest Combat Skill Level: 62 HP When I Started: 2005 (lol i am a slow noob)

I like it to be honest. A very nice way to involve the combat triangle which most players ignore or think it dosn't work. Also a nice way to involve the Acheivement Diaries. And i'm glad you didn't say you needed acheivement diary 3 as well or else you'd get a lower mark. 4.5/5 Would of been less if you introduced a new tree, which most people think makes a good quest. Not too keen on the name of the last ent "Sniper". Since in RuneScape times no-one knows what a Sniper is. Warrior Ent perhaps? (just a suggestion) Like the idea of a big boss though since many people were complaining about the lack of bosses in the Kennith's Concern's quest. So you filled that gap in quite well, conciously or sub-conciously. So overall a nice quest, one i won't be able to do for a looooong time. :D Li Chef

I know i don't say this often but i really appreciate the replies Bluegay :lol: (hehe my new material from a hidden source worked! thank you hidden source!) Chapter Three: A Blessed in Disguise Scott walked around his local park, Local Park, aimlessly. He had to find some way to stop Doggus and his fiendish plots. He needed someone loud. Someone couragous. Someone unstoppable. Someone absolutely barking. He span around frantically in search of such a person. To his left was a large squirrel. It was obviously a large man dressed as a squirrel but he fooled some people. The squirrel came running towards him. Scott closed his eyes and covered his face, preparing for impact. After a few moments when he had felt no impact he slowly opened his eyes. The man had removed his squirrel head and was holding it under his arm. He had a small bushy beard and looked a bit like this: "Z0MG! 1t'5 Br1an Ble55ed!" Scott shouted with happiness. Yes that's right, he speaks in l33t sp3ak now! "Hello old chap! Nice to see you, to see you..." he raised his hands waiting for a reply to the famous catchphrase. "Yes nice to see you too..." Scott sighed. He may be the funniest, loudest person in the world and he may of played Boss Nass in Star Wars 1 but he didn't have much of a way with words...

I think this is a good idea but i wouldn't be bothered if it never came around. The only thing that really bothers me about the censor is when you type in a completely harmless word (or you mis-type) and send it and it comes out as asterisks you could get reported, for something completely harmless that people take the wrong way. When your typing it should come out as asterisks after you press the space bar on the typing bar to type a new word. So at least then you can't get reported for something that's completely harmless. Confused much? Li Chef

There has been a recent revival of some of the RP's in the Falador Library and I've decided that I shall revive Zeplo as well. Meaning that all posts (apart from this first one) will be deleted and we can start a fresh. The post below this, in the hide tags, is what the Old Zeplo first post was, along with instructions on making your bio etc etc. Oh and of course, anyone new wishing to join in on the fun please PM (that's PRIVATE MESSAGE) me so that we don't disrupt the flow of the game. The same goes for old players as well. We don't want a nice flowing role play with a bio slap bang in the middle of it. Once you have submitted your bio, I will PM you back and you can get started with that character immediately. Let's see what else... You can create a maximum of 2 characters per person and their bio's can either be submitted individually or in one go. I will store all the posts on my hard-drive just in case we lose everything again. All bio's will also be kept on this first post in another hide tag, along with a small timeline of what has happened so far. [hide=Old Post. Please read. IMPORTANT]Unfortunately thanks to my lack of common sense i didn't keep a copy of the previous Zeplo. This time i shall though. But of course with every disaster there is the chance for a fresh start. And that's what i shall do. So... I would appreciate it if you re-posted your old bio so i can save them or if you can't remember it then make a new one. After all this is a completely new design. So... This is how you should set out your bios... Name: Argon Nhunes (take your pic, surnames are optional as are nicknames) Tif Name: LiChef (just for reference) Age: 29 (this may depend on your race, for example elves can live for long periods) Race: Human (you can be a mix breed as long as it's not to drastic or you can make one up) Home world: Lixen, a planet ravaged by the Darkness Revolution when they assassinated the Empress (you can pretty much have free reign with this, and who knows, we may even visit your home world!) Weapon: A Glass bow (completely your choice, don't go for something uber powerful though) Occupation: Hunter (take your pick, your character can have no job or an ex-job) Personality: Cheery, joyous and likes to uplift everyone around him (make this as short or as long as you wish) Brief History: Argon Nhunes was born on Lixen to a middle class family that held middle class values. He led a normal life until the Darkness Revolution assassinated the Empress of Lixen. Chaos ensued. He fled the planet and became a hunter of rare and exotic creatures. (make this as long or short as you wish) That's basically it. I'll post all BIOS up here for future reference and save all the posts and BIOS to my hardrive. The timescale is in the future and Earth is still out there somewhere. Yes that's right we beat Global Warming. There are some MAJOR points in history that pretty much everyone in the universe knows about. The Guardians of Light: The main "police" force of the universe. Sworn enemies of Darkness Revolution and their HQ is held on Daggoran. The Darkness Massacre: A surprise attack was led by the Darkness Revolution on Daggoran that desolated the planet and The Guardians of Light. Only a few survivors but none have been officially found by the government. OK so here's the plot. You are all survivors of The Darkness Massacre, however, so far none of you know this. When the Darkness Massacre took place we were all found as survivors and had our memory wiped to keep us from getting revenge... Slowly we all begin to meet up and remember the events that took place... We all start off on a space ship above the planet Itraint, a jungle world with hardly any forms of civilised life on it. Pretty basic eh?[/hide] [hide=Bio's]Name: Argon Nhunes Tif Name: LiChef Age: 29 Race: Human Home world: Lixen, a planet ravaged by the Darkness Revolution when they assassinated the Empress Weapon: A Glass bow Occupation: Hunter Personality: Cheery, joyous and likes to uplift everyone around him. Brief History: Argon Nhunes was born on Lixen to a middle class family that held middle class values. He led a normal life until the Darkness Revolution assassinated the Empress of Lixen. Chaos ensued. He fled the planet and became a hunter of rare and exotic creatures. Name: "Ang" (Angrin Haeluneyas) Tif Name: hawkxs Age: 47 Race: Drow Elf Home world: Alanmark Weapon: Short sword, longbow and wooden staff Occupation: Bard (carries a mandola with him) Personality: Happy-go-lucky but has a bit of hidden rage. You don't want to get on his bad side. Brief History: Ang was happy in his place as a traveling bard and was beginning to transform the public's opinion of drow. Then the dark fell and his fellows [other drow] were a major player in the war on his planet. Ang fled and became an interstellar traveler with hopes of eventually finding a place to fit in once again. Name: Vanya Vasiliev Tif Name: Lightshayde Age: 26 Race: Europan (Terran in origin) and Russian. Home world: Europa the Galilean Satellite. The Soviet half. Weapon: A native Europan organism. Eats ice, blows it out as waste in the form of projectiles. Can change forms; Vanya usually keeps it (her) in the shape of a gun. Occupation: Con Artist. Former mercenary. Personality: Very sly. Like seriously. I mean, if she could, she would sell you. And your grandmother. And your grandmother's tombstone. Brief History: Vanya was once a normal Soviet girl. Red-haired, black-eyed. Then her parents died. As did everyone else on her planet. Because a meteor struck it. (?????.) Then she became a bounty hunter. For the last year, she has been on Itraint, looking for a silver sacred stag. Name: Tayron the Dark Tif Name: Killerred005 Age: 11,561 (Around 44 in Earth terms) Race: Elf Home world: A moon of the planet Zikon. It is uncharted by most start charts. Due to the moon's location, it rarely receives sunlight. Weapon: A staff of powerful magic that can take form of any weapon. Its power is weakened during sunlight. Occupation: Seer (Member of the Council of the Al'Quarch) Personality: A self-less and empathetic person. Thousands of years of experience has hardened this skilled seer into a fearless warrior when presented upon battle. Brief History: Unknown to most races throughout the universe, the ancient elves of Al'Quarch lived a quiet and peaceful life. Tayron, like most elves, was born in an underground cavern where they live. They were driven underground 20,000 years ago by a great race of beasts only known as "Pal'katash". They have only recently taken to the surface (1,000 years ago) to discover that their homeland is being threatened again, by something other than other creatures. The moon they have lived in for so many years is starting to fall apart from the strain of gravitational forces and meteor impacts. Their only hope is to relocate their race to another planet. Unfortunately the planet their moon orbits is a gas giant, and is therefore impossible to inhabit.[/hide] [hide=TimeLine]- The Darkness Revolution assassinate the Empress of Lixen - The Darkness Revolution decimate the planet of Daggoran and the Guardians of Light - A small spaceship is orbiting the jungle planet of Itraint[/hide] Here's a quick list of characters: LiChef = Argon Hawkxs = "Ang" Lightshayde = Vanya Killerred005 = Tayron Well I'll leave you to it and I hope we can get this as good as the old Zeplo was... Li Chef

Chapter Two: The Royal Bank of No More Dog Food Scott walked into his workplace and strolled across the the cash in counters. he walked along the long line of cashiers and watched as they panicked whenever a dog asked to withdraw some dog food. Scott smirked as he got the end of the line and saw Doggus behind one of the counters. "So... We meet again Mr. Bond..." "Sorry i don't know who your talking about?" Doggus looked confusedly at Scott. "Do you happen to know about the robbing of this bank which you undertook under a false name and then robbed it of your own desire?" "I don't have a clue what you just said but yes" "Then i place you under citizens arrest Doggus!" Scott leaped over the counter as Doggus sprinted for the door. Scott ran after him only to be puzzled by the revolving door. He watched as the door span around for several minutes without any sign of stopping. He took his chance and walked into the mess of revolving steel and glass. He found himself outside with Doggus holding onto the end of a Hot Air Balloon rope. "Goodbye simple fool!" Doggus waited for the balloon to rise. It was many minutes before it did so. Scott sighed. He had been fooled by the mutt once again...

I hate you because your post made more than sence.

*Looks in collection...* I have a choice of three... Let's the choose the most difficult... Leaving New York ~ REM Li Chef

A remember writing this story just before the big crash and people liked it, mainly because it was a comedy. But unfortunately i was unable to recover it on the Google Cache's. So where does one start? The Beginning of a new story? Chapter One: Let slip the dog's of War! Scott sat down and picked up the newspaper that lay in front of him. He looked at the front headlines and smirked. It read: "Let slip the dog's of War!". Scott looked behind him and saw his friend walk through the door. Michael. Michael had a tendency to change the headlines with a black marker pen. Scott turned back and started to wipe the paper with his sleeve. The ink did not come off. The headline was real. Scott read on through the article: "Late last night, at approximately 11:59pm, a small but capable dog slipped into the main frame of London Bank and stole the total sum of £200,000,000 worth of dog's food. There is only one suspect. Doggus McDogerty!" Scott sighed. He worked at the London Bank and had helped keep Doggus' identity a secret. Doggus also worked at the bank under a false name. Scott would never had helped him if he knew he was going to rob the bank. Scott got out of his chair and ran into the bathroom. Inside he saw Michael sat in last weeks bathwater, still in his clothes and waving a small rubber duck in the air. Scott frowned and immediately walked out. He went into the adjacent room sat down on a large mahogany chair. He looked down at the floor and sighed. He had been tricked by a lowly mutt...

Nobody wanted or cared for his opinion about whether or not it was his hit. And to be frank nobody wanted or cared about your opinion about his opinion. Your just him in a different way. Confused much? Li Chef

Yay James Bond! Anyway back on topic. it was a good start to what i presume will be a good story. The speech at the end was a tad cheesy and this line bothered me "A small meeting was being held and a small man walked into the meeting room," Too much small i suppose Li Chef

Yay 1100 total! Not a single one of the people who WERE with me earlier was wearing d hide against pyrefiends Li Chef

I hate to sound like one of those people who want to be mods (which i don't, i'm happy as i am) but when is this gonna be locked. It's been here a while and all that's happened is tonnes of flaming. On a lighter note, the guy who wrote this is obviously mad and has no real idea of how RuneScape is supposed to be played.

Page before this one. And to unspam... Just some random things

This is a great idea and i support but i think you should have it perhaps more servers since more people are trying to get it back. These worlds would become the modern day trade worlds and would be full all the time. And then people would complain about not enough servers for Pking. So you might as well cut out the complaints and make more in the first place. Li Chef

Does anyone know the correct ballooning combinations to fly to the other unlockable spots?

I feel like an idiot for writing this, but can someone please explain to me the concept of gravestones (what they do) and why PKing is pretty much dead? :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Granted, but you find you have to go to school for all the other days for the rest of your life. I wish there was a "Kill Noobs" skill.