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A drunk decides to reform and serve the rest of his life as a monk. So he enlists in a monastery, where he spends his days copying ancient texts for distribution. AFter his day on the job, he becomes slightly conerned. He talks to the head priest and tells him that since all the monks are making copies by hand, and they're only making copies of copies, which were also hand copied, if one text had a slight error nobody would ever realize it.
The Head priest says, "Yes, that is a genuine concern. I will go into the monastery basement, where there is a vault containing the original texts and compare it to the most recent copy." Well, after 3 days the priest still hasn't resurfaced, and the monks become concerned for his safety. So the new monk goes down to check on him. Upon arrival, he finds the head priest with the original text and copy, with his head down, crying hysterically. The monk apporaches and tentativly asks "Father? Are you alright?" The priest looks up at him, teary-eyed, and yells,
"Dear Lord! The word was CELEBRATE!!"
I found this one in Reader's Digest a few days ago.
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A watch that has a cellphone, laser, hook, mp3 player, and access to the Internet??I would want to know the exact defense capabilities of the presidents car, but that's going off topic.
I think that fits in this topic. The President's car is an absolute beast. The doors are huge, thick enough to stop almost any bullet. It's got it's own supply of oxygen incase of a biohazardous attack, and enough defensive capabilities to keep the President safe in almost any situation. Most of it is classified information, but what we do get to hear about makes it sound like a bunker. There's a reason it's nicknamed "The Beast". I remember most of this stuff from a documentary I saw on the History Channel.
Or you can look at this picture....which explains quite a lot.
Dang. That thing must weigh a ton... or seven or eight.
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No... If definitions were based on opinion then the world would fall apart.
When we define things like evil, it ranges to anything from A to Z. My definition of evil is probably different than yours. When it comes to agnosticism, the only way to really find out what it means would be to either confront the person who created the word or to analyze the meanings of the prefixes and stuff like that.
There a lot of people out there who say they are agnostic, and if you don't have a set definition that everyone agrees upon it would get quite confusing.
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If I recall correctly from a post you made a number of months ago in OT, your name is James and you had been going out with a girl named Lexi. Be more imaginative with your names. Please. If this is supposed to be some sort of third-person autobiography then say so.
As for the story itself, it reads more like a plot description than a story. You need a lot more detail. A major event in the story should take up more than a paragraph or two. Also, providing only a person's ethnicity as a character description makes you sound racist.
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I had to stop and count the lines a few times to figure out who was talking. You should also try to flesh out Ang's personality a bit more; all I could gather is that he's sentimental, generous, and has a sense of humor.
And if the elven capital's name is supposed to be a joke, I didn't laugh.
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5'6" and 115 pounds.
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True, I guess I'm just playing with definitions. I think in the end, its just a matter of a opinion..You can just be agnostic this way:"Hey, do you believe in any sort of god?"
"Pfft, I don't know."
But you wouldn't be a theist and therefore you would be an atheist. The a- in atheist meaning "without", and theist meaning "belief in the existence of a god or gods", so atheist meaning " without belief in the existence of a god or gods". If you just say " I don't know", then you don't believe in a god. :?
You are trying to break it down into black and white categories which doesn't work in the real world.
As an example, not being a pacifist doesn't mean you are a war mongerer.
No... If definitions were based on opinion then the world would fall apart.
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Pineapple pizzas heal 22 hp and are cheaper than sharks. It's two bites but if you click a pizza and click it again about a half second later you'll eat both bites in the same time as one shark.
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Damn. I was watching Pitchmen this morning.
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Rune Crossbow :
Yes, Wachtwoord, you beat me once, but with use of Miasmic spells and my NEW tactics, I reckon I could give you a run for your money. Dark bow, Smoke barrage, and other stuffs I outa add to this guide. (Smoke Barrage truly rocks in terms of accuracy. I've used it against many rangers, hitting consistently.)
Off topic: I fought a level 137 in Duel arena the other day, no movement. I only used magic, no miasmic spells, he used full bandos. He died two honorable deaths. Smoke Barrage FTW.
Not really a fair comparison; in BH/Worlds a smart meleer would have switched to Karil's/d'hide.
I hope so... I haven't been in PvP in a while with magic. It's honestly been about two years probably since meleers would actually bring dhides and/or a bow with them. In the hundreds of people I fought w/ magic, none of them came prepared like that - they always preferred to call me a farcasting noob then throw a tantrum, rather than grow up and come prepared
Either way it doesn't make sense to pit a smart mage against a dumb meleer.
These combo's do not have ko potential as there is no boost in the damage/second output.Normal Magic
17-pause-27-pause
Combo
pause-17-27-pause
During the pauses your opponent eats.
Now, if the combo gets your opponent down to 0 health, he cannot eat, as he is dead. With regular casting, he can eat in between both hits, easily healing through them both.
Granted, If your opponent has a high HP, using magic only combos isn't necessary, but it is the only way to KO opponents in food fights with using only magic.
I dunno if I'll be including the DFS combo. It is fun, but very impractical, and the Blessed Spirit Shield is MUCH better then the DFS for Magic.
And you meet those people that don't eat at 40 hp...where?
Nowhere. It's a good thing magic combos hit up to 62.
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Stole has +10 prayer bonus, fury has 5+ prayer bonus and 10+ slash bonus. Prayer points are way more valuable than slash points, so stole is the right choice. Fury comes in close second though, so I've changed that in the guide.
Lol no. With Piety+pray melee 5 prayer saves like 15-20k per hour, not sure exactly. Without Piety it's like 5k. Definitely not worth giving up 10 attack and 8 strength bonus.
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Nah, DFS is better if it's an extremely low defense monster like yaks. Not sure if monkeys are low enough.
2 strength does help.
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My only problem with spell combinations is the fact that,unlike special attacks , they are two separate hits. One can eat through combinations,leaving 20 damage not accounted for, but a special will push the healing effects of food to the point after its performed. :(
You cannot. You can stack a DFS hit, 2 magic hit and 1 range hit, possibly dealing 105 damage in the time span of 1 splat occuring.
Thats not realy magic by itself. :|
Is a Whip with Karil's Melee by itself?
Yes.
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Rune Crossbow :
Yes, Wachtwoord, you beat me once, but with use of Miasmic spells and my NEW tactics, I reckon I could give you a run for your money. Dark bow, Smoke barrage, and other stuffs I outa add to this guide. (Smoke Barrage truly rocks in terms of accuracy. I've used it against many rangers, hitting consistently.)
Off topic: I fought a level 137 in Duel arena the other day, no movement. I only used magic, no miasmic spells, he used full bandos. He died two honorable deaths. Smoke Barrage FTW.
Not really a fair comparison; in BH/Worlds a smart meleer would have switched to Karil's/d'hide.
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If you're F2P, curse might be good if you can only lose a lot of money on alching, or you could crumble undead in Varrock Sewers; your sig is advertising RWT, so I'd remove it. Or superheating.
EDIT: 700th post. :D
Curse is awful; crumble undead is awful. Superheat and alch are the only good ways to train mage in F2P.
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1hp a minute healing is handy. Barrow's +4 attack over regen barely makes any difference. Don't use rapid heal though, it uses up like 5 doses an hour.
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It's more efficient if you make over 400k an hour or so.
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DH is cheaper than Torag's.
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neither, unless you do sara.. but bgs sucks, zgs is alright for sara, otherwise sucks...
BGS doesnt suck. Poor people say that. People who can't afford to Piety Flash. I'm at Tzhaar City at the moment and 2 out of 3 specs hit 50+ and atleast one of those specs hit 60+. I really don't get were you find a BGS sucks....
The 35k DDS easily outperforms it.
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What about taking ancient mace for special = extra prayer points.
Not worth giving up DDS.
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Mithril are best if you make around 40k an hour; which isn't very hard.
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Get 70 attack for a whip.
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Well, without farcasting, you might as well not bother using magic, since it is inferior to both melee and ranged in every conceivable way otherwise - even factoring in the slowed weapons.
What? Magic easily outhits melee without farcasting even without miasmic; with miasmic there's no contest. It's way overpowered and should have been nerfed a long time ago.
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Zuriel's staff is 550k last I checked, less than the 'cheap' master wand that you swear by. Farcasting isn't really practical in PKing anyway; too many pjers from what I've heard.
Your favorite drink.
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Mountain Dew.