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Noob: (Follows me) Me: Wassup? Noob: Whats that on hed? Me: A purple afro. Noob: OMG! Where I get one? Me: Party Petes place. Noob: You go go dancer there? Me: =D>

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS? THAT WONDERFUL GAME FULL OF CASH AND PRIZES, THE FABULOUS HOW STILLBALLIN FAILS! An idiot to rival even that internet troll EatRuneArrow, this episode is all about reading all his posts on this thread, and pointing out why he's an idiot. ALL ITALICS ARE STILLBALLIN'S WORDS I agree with most of the OP's post..- That's going off to a bad start. Everything is dumbed down so much now its not even funny, everyone now-a-days has all 99 combat stats, my little cousin is like 10 years old and has a couple mill on his account. WTF? - First of all, not everyone has 99 combat stats. Second of all, how does the age of your ten year old cousin make any difference to the fact he has a couple million dollars? Third of all, the game is not dumbed down at all. Are there arrows pointing you to everywhere you need to go, did monsters all get simpler? No. It didn't get dumbed down, unless you count all the dummies who were ruining the game before the wild was taken out. Then it got dumbed down. Runescape turned into AYSO, every noob gets a trophy. What happened to the days when you had to click faster than other players to train on good monsters, and you guys could simply just duel there for the spot? Cant do that now, all you soccer players will complain when other players threaten to duel you.. -I didn't know there was a soccer player update in Runescape! Cool! I don't know what game you were playing though, because you couldn't duel anywhere but the wild back then...If there was a monster you wanted to kill you had to be the first to click on it. I never encountered anyone who really cared, other than the rock crab people who would change worlds. I dont think the community 'changing' is too big of a deal, although i see where you're coming from. Back in the day you could stake in the big worlds down in lumby or draynor and see similair players all the time, and know whos good. There were always rivalries between the best players. I had a level 40-some player who had enough defense and attack to wield full rune, and i would dress up in iron with an addy weapon and stake people, and switch to full rune when the duel started, and dominate.- When I spent some time in the wild, there were never rivalries, this isn't some kind of Yu-Gi-Oh tournament, you killed who you could in the wild, and thats it. By the way, I had a level 38 character who could wield full rune...so what? That's not that great of an accomplishment... Today if anything similair happened people would go CRAZY on jagex, any type of actual thinking should be absolutely prohibited, the game should be 100% up front with you and never any suprises. God forbid one of you dumb noobs gets lured out in the wilderness.. - I know...the noobs were so dumb for knowing absolutely nothing about the [bleep]ing game. I am sorry that YOU idiot PKers pulled them into the wild for no reason. God forbid Jagex make it easier for newer players. Most players gave up from the start because idiots like you would kill them and screw them over. They knew nothing about the game...how are they stupid for just starting, not knowing much yet. That's like calling a kindergartner a [wagon] because he doesn't know trigonometry. you guys are a joke. go back to AYSO.-This makes me laugh, because if we are such a big joke, than I don't see why you continue to troll this forum. Screw off if we are so lame. Also, it's pretty bad that you are telling us all to go to the soccer league when most of us are old enough to have a job. I don't care how old you are, when you stereotype like that, you end up an idiot little kid. Why don't you go to the special olympics. 'whinescape' is a pretty accurate name for the current runescape. jagex should make that as a game, and make another game that was the same as rsc. so we can seperate the AYSOers from the normal people.- Runescape Classic is nothing anyone would want to play anymore when there is a much better, much more updated version available. If you are so goddam sick of the game, why not do the logical thing and quit instead of seeming like an idiot by continuing to post your idiot rantings blaming children. Hell, if you can blame children for all your problems, I blame children for putting you on this forum. When this thread seemed to actually be moving somewhat smoothly, we hit a little bump. And this little bump is stuck on our wheels, and grinding us to a halt. Runescape is not Whinescape, that's the imaginary world you live in where RSC is still around and you play it while everyone else plays soccer. Yes, im complaining about runescape. We are in the "rants" forum. - But rants should be structured and you can't blame someone/thing specifically for something, because if a rant is so biased and unstructured, it fails to convey meaning and makes the ranter look like an idiot. And how was the game in any way 'obsolete'? Just because the game is more popular now doesnt make it better. Is lil wayne a better rapper than Nas? No, not even close, but hes alot more popular. -It's obsolete in the fact that barely anybody plays the game compared to RS2t is a downgrade from RS2. And who the hell is Nas? Boss Nas? I guess you cant blame jagex, because they are just in it to make money and thats it, but people like me are gonna complain and [bleep] about it whether care or not, and its probaly the latter.-YES! JAGEX IS A COMPANY! COMPANIES WANT MONEY! And complaining apparently gets nowhere, so why continue to do it? You look more like an idiot when you admit your complaining is getting nowhere. Uh oh, we got the forum bada55 (stupid censor) here.-quelmotz, in your terms, PWNED you. First of all, bada55 looks like the name of a Star Wars robot. Second of all, Uh Oh, we got a forum dumba55 here! First of all, the bolded part made me lol. "dumbed down" isnt a word obviously, its a two word phrase, that happens to make complete sense you idiot. And how the hell isnt suprises a word? Honestly? I just had someone whos 2nd language is english try to correct mine ha. First of all, dumbed down is how I feel everytime I read one of your posts. "Suprise" isn't a word like relize isn't...Learn to spell and then call people idiots. Runescape has been clearly dumbed down, aside from some of the new complicated stuff you said, its dumbed down in every way. -OH! So now we go against what was said before on how Runescape is dumbed down. Now some of the stuff is complicated, and some is dumbed down. I dont even know why i have to explain this. Look at our damn trading system lmao.First of all LMAO does not belong in that sentence. guess you cant understand that we buy and sell for set prices 90% of the time (im referring to the GE). And if you dont use the GE theres still a trade limit. The only time you can pk is in set worlds, and in those worlds you can pk anywhere, so no need to even have wilderness in this game anymore.-So you people complain about the wild, and now you tell me you don;t want it anymore? Besides decently strong monsters called revs that you can just run away from i guess. Not suprised though, to kids like you monsters hitting 15s with mage might scare you - Is that the only thing you can say is that we are all kids? Makes you sound like a big boy or something? Blame the kids? Go back to reading Captain Underpants and crapping your pants idiot. Haha alright, you got me on "surprise".- :wall: But if you have half a brain, you'll realize this isnt a highschool english test, its a runescape forum, and saying something is "dumbed down" is just slang and easy to understand. I forgot though, your trying to act tough infront of your little runescape buddies on this forum, so you have to have little add ons like the ones i bolded to make you look awesome. haha-And here you are looking trying to look tough, but failing harder than Eatrunearrow. And oh, he uses add ons...kinda like you seem to add on how we are all little kids and soccer players? the GE definatley has its advantages, but the price limit on everything is ridiculous. Dumb kids like you can no longer get ripped off, because jagex wont let the big bad players trying to rip you off do it anymore! The games great for you now, you can just skill 6 hours a day and when you try to sell your items you dont have to worry about getting outsmarted anymore. Now you dont have to cry to your parents/jagex when you get lured into the wildy for being too dumb to see it happen. Theres no such thing as wilderness anymore.-We once again blame the kids for problems that were universal within the game. Good job twisting my words and making a quick little witty sentence like you usually do, trying to act soooo smart. Your wisdom is beyond us all, Bauke. No way i can even try to argue with your point, because another 10 word witty sentence will just demolish me. -I'm sorry to say that Bauke is not trying to be smart...he is. Since he never mentioned anything about being wiser than anyone, and continues to bring up points you fail to realize as your flaws, you instead write more. Why not screw off? I am sorry to say that I would rather read an unstructured rant from Eatrunearrow than your childish rantings. shouldnt you be spending countless hours on runescape trying to reach 100 dragon boot drops, and not arguing with dumb kids like me? -Yes. I never said anything about scamming anyone or that i'm mad because i cant scam anymore. I would rather have a game where dumb people get scammed for not being aware and people can prosper for being "street smart" then a G rated game where nothing bad can happen, makes things more exciting at times.-I'd like to see you go to the bad part of the neighborhood and see if you would rather be in a "G" world. I am sorry your greatness who never at all had to play through the game as a noob, who was always a level 126 who could own us all, I am sorry we are all dumb for not knowing what's going on because we just started. I have to agree that you talk big, you write a lot, but you bring up no valid points and look more like an idiot than anyone else. You have failed to convey a message, and I don't see why you continue when everyone basically sits and laughs at your post because they TRY, but FAIL. SO HOW DOES STILL BALLIN FAIL? -Has not been able to convey one point in seven posts -Suprise... -We are all children -We all play soccer -Blame the Children -Fail to realize the fact he is failing -Continuing to post on this thread THAT'S BEEN HOW STILL BALLIN FAILS! MAKE SURE TO SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR TROLLS!

Why the hell are the "Dumb Kids" to blame? I am fifteen, I don't know if that makes me a kid, but I started playing when I was eleven. Why the hell are the kids to blame? We didn't do anything more than teens and adults did. Is there a little pie chart that tells which age groups are to blame for the idiocy in Runescape? Hell no! It's a free internet RPG, I don't know what you expect when you play, a prim and proper group of players? Kids are not to blame, and why the hell are we dumb? We got ripped off, scammed and such because we just [bleep]ing started playing the damn game! I got scammed and ripped a lot when I was a "Noob" because how the hell was I to know what the hell the Wine of Zamorak was? How was I to know the prices and differences between stuff. Stillballin...how old were you when you started? I am sure you also fell for a scam, I think everyone has fallen for at least one scam. Why is it our "stupid little kid" faults? I am sure you were a stupid little kid once, and I think you are a stupid teen/adult/troll if you are going to blame it on one demographic with no proof backing it up. The GE is perfectly fine. I wish people would figure the [bleep] out that the kids weren't dumb, it was the idiots scamming. I feel Stillballin was probably a scammer if he is complaining like he is about it.

^^^ First it was that one, then you exit the room and instead of computer game, he says he realises he is in a comic book. I was laughing.

Already explained that I nudged it, I wrote kicked accidently...there were only two, the dead one and the one I nudged to see if it was dead.

All these monsters will be encountered in various adventures. As you kill these creatures, you will learn more of their physique and attacks, and more information will be placed in the bestiary. HUMANOID CREATURES Chaos Beastmen Dwarves High Elves Sea Elves Wood Elves Dark Elves Fearur Giant Gnome Goblin Halfling Hobgoblin Human Lizardman Minotaur Ogre Orc Black Orc Half Orc Ratans Snotling Treeman Troglodyte Troll Warrior of Chaos ANIMALS AND MONSTERS Amoeba Amphisbaena Basilisk Giant Bat Bat Bear Giant Beetle Bloodsedge Boar Bog Octopus Carnivorous Snapper Wild Cat Cameleoleech Chimera War Dog Hobhounds Doppelganger Dragon Dragon Turtle Eagle Fen Worm Fungus Mould Fluorospore Purple Mould Red Mould Yellow Mould Goldworm Griffon Harpy Bison Elk Hippogriff Horse Hydra Jabberwock Lashworm Monstrous Leech Manticore Giant Owl Owl Pegasus Giant Rat Rock Rat Rat Razorbill Giant Scorpion Sand Clam Foxes Frogs Otters Rabbits Ravens Squirrels Stoats Giant Rattlers Rock Serpents Vipers Snake Giant Spider Sunworm Swarm Unicorn Werecreature Dire Wolf Great Wolf Pack Wolf Wyvern Zoats UNDEAD Carrion Ghoul Liches Mummy Skeleton Vampire Zombie Ethreal Undead Ghost Marshlight Spectre Wight Wraith ELEMENTAL GODS Air Elemental Earth Elemental Fire Elemental Water Elemental DEMONS Baalrukh Greater Demon Lesser Demon Demonic Servent Mabrothrax Mardagg Viydagg All these creatures are known to roam the land. All boss battles, and all creatures not known will be placed accordingly during the adventure.

HOW TO MAKE CHARACTER SHEET: (Fill out everything) Name: Race: Gender: Career: Alignment: Age: Height: Weight: Hair: Eyes: Description: Weapon of Choice: Current Career: (Anybody who can draw and wants to make a picture, please do so!) Post all character sheets below! Gameplay will be starting in a while, so make sure to make a character you like! All gameplay will also be played on this thread!

INTRO This place will be both for previous histories of Hell, as well as tracks what the characters are going through. ALL RELIGIOUS DETAILS: Temples and Shrines are found throughout the land for every god and deitie. Oracles and priests and usually found in these places. All gods are explained below: MANANN: God of the Sea MORR: God of Death MYRMIDIA: Goddess of War RANALD: God of Thieves and Tricksters SHALLYA: Goddess of Healing and Mercy TAAL: God of Nature and Wild Places ULRIC: God of Battle, Wolves, and Winter VERENA: Goddess of Learning and Justice KHAINE: Lord of Murder RHYA: The Mother Goddess TO BE EXPANDED

CAREERS All players of Champions of Hell will probably want to work on a job. Posting in a seperate topic what job you wish to have, I will make sure your character does it while you are not playing, so you quickly earn enough respect to become a higher level job, paying you more money, and making you more powerful. You can quit from all jobs, all jobs will give you specific abilities, and most careers will not get you much money, more experience, but are just to get you extra experience. Remember, you don't have to worry about your character doing their job, during all breaks from gameplay, your character will do his job. Every time you complete a Career, you can take another. All jobs are listed below: Alchemist: Is able to create potions to sell, as well to save the party from death. Artillerist: Gives you access to all military cannons, makes you a better shot. Artisan: You can build pretty much anything other than weapons, armor, and shields, and then sell it. Assassin: Kill important, and unimportant people. Gets a lot of money, and teaches extra fighting skills. Charlatan: Trickster, a cunning liar. Makes a lot of money, but gets chased by the authorities a lot. Cleric: Like a priest, they teach at sermons. Have good people skills. Counterfeiter: Can counterfeit any document or any money (helpful to team, but can come back and bite them when police find out). Demagogue: Speak a lot for a specific cause, giving good people skills. Players choose the cause. Druidic Priest: Care a lot for animals, praise nature gods. Duelist: Fights in arenas for money. Big celebrities in most parts of the worlds. Explorer: Charts out new territories and explores them. Fence: Merchants who barter unknown items for a lot of money. Could be buying crap, might be amazing item. Forger: Reproduce popular artworks and say they are the original. Lots of money involved. Freelance: Will do work for anyone, doing anything. A jack of all trades. Giant Slayer: Simply, slays giants. Gunner: Shoots for the army. Great at using archery weapons. Highwaymen: Steal money from people, if the people do not give up money, they are murdered. Judicial Champion: Known for "Trial by Combat" fights people on trial, if the person on trial wins, they are free...if not they are killed. Lawyer: Protects his clients in court. Great speaking skills. Mercenary: Leaders of small armies, usually quite powerful. Merchant: Sells various items at whatever price they want. Navigator: Stands on a ship and helps navigate it. Has good skills with maps. Outlaw Chief: The chief member of a group of outlaws, usually hides in background. Physician: Treats wounds. Great medic for the group playing. Racketeer: A thug who thieves for a living. Sapper: Engineers who can fix almost every machine known to man. Scholar: Going to school to learn a bit of everything. Scout: Scouts out lands for armies. Searches for enemies. Sea Captain: Both captain of a ship, and a great fisherman. Slaver: Sells, trades, and works slaves. Spy: Spies for the government or army. Cunning, stealthy and very high tech. Targeteer: Works as a marksman for a living. Templar: A knight of the cross. Torturer: Works in the castles and tortures people for information. Witch Hunter: Searches and figures out what women are witches. Wizards: Masters of magic and summoning. Below, after creating a character, place what job you wish to have.

1. INTRO O.K folks, before we actually start the game, I have a whole lot of information to post pertaining to certain classes, the bestiary, the map, the people, jobs you can take on...and stuff like that. This is a huge game, really thought out, and I hope a lot of people play it so all this work hasn't gone to waste. I will post the character sheet soon, but first I have to post all the basic rules, all the jobs, and all that stuff before we can start. 2. THE BASIC RACES Humans- Having grown up in the city, these characters don't have the ability to speak or accept the culture of other races as well, but are pretty powerful having been learning to fight since birth. Elves- Living in the forests has taught elves how to deal with various animals, and how to speak to them. They are best with long range weapons, but can kill quietly and efficiently if necessary. Dwarves- They have grown up in the mines of various mountains, and doing this has made them extra strong, but they are also succeptable to the occasional drink. Halflings- They are even shorter than dwarves, but are known for their thieving abilities, and their espionage tactics. Perfect for infilitrations. 3. AGE There are two age types. Young-Teenagers, not as experienced as adults, but much more nimble, and usually grow up quicker. Also are easily converted from different alignments. Mature- Twenty to sixty year old adults. They are more powerful, but are not quite as nimble, and have more problems with getting sick. 4. ALIGNMENT Lawful-Not liars, cheaters or thieves, they fight for there fellow man, and are selfless. Good- Are well to do, but sometimes will do something bad to save a life. Neutral- Have no strong principals, and are both good and bad. Evil- Enjoy causing harm, pain, and suffering. Will kill anyone for their selfish needs. Chaos- Kill for no other reason than because they want to. Cause mass murders, and care for nothing but the devils they praise. 5. JOBS All jobs are explained in the Champions of Hell job section. 6. HOW TO PLAY Pretty much like every other game on this forum. I'll guide you along, but you make all the major decisions. The players will work as a group of heroes throughout. 7. GODS All characters should choose a god to pray to, each are explained in the History of Hell section. 8. SHOP The shop will open once play begins, and all prices are final. TO BE EXPANDED

Who's to say I'm gay and saying that made me sound like I like men before [garden tools]? Also, I accidently deleted what I posted before that sentence, so it could be edited out...(or the other part edited in)

I don't find her attractive at all... "Bros before [garden tools]".

Boys and girls at my school who touched were given detentions...god forbid there be a bit of love in the air... I don't understand why it's for safety. If there is a little grabby, as long as it's not skin to skin, who cares?

I have to agree that Michael Bay did a great job turning a crappy eighties cartoon/comic/other cartoons into a great movie...I had to watch it at a party, even though I told the host that Transformers sucked, and was totally surprised. I guess I'll have to see that new GI Joe movie, it will probably turn out awesome too.

Assassins Creed?

I think everythings just always been here...Because to tell you the truth, how did any god create the Earth, because how was he created? I usually don't see a point in a lot of conversations about where we come from, because the simple truth is we don't know. Religion is just a way of blocking up the fact we have no idea where we came from. We can say it is God, prove that, and get it over with. We are scared of things we don't know, so I personally think religion was created so there was is not as much fear.

Giant Flying Manta Rays King Arthur Edition?

Post all your favorite commercials here: This toasty torpedo commercial is the most sexually explicit commercial I have ever seen...

Anybody have any thoughts on it? It doesn't come out for about two weeks but any thoughts before its in the theaters?

I'm not speaking governmentally, I am speaking the original ones from England in the 1600's. They were all the crazy religious folks that the crown didn't want to deal with. I'm talking about the Pilgrims...that's what they were called. Late 1700 government I know not much of, I know a lot about the Revolutionary War, but not much about the government.

Think that, but with it's stomach ripped open, its brain overshadowing it's face, and it's guts laying out on the ground.

Ratchet. You OBVIOUSLY have no idea what you're talking about. It's the muslim fanatics that keep bothering us, normal people, with death, threats and death. Perhaps you should think about what you're saying, or make sure at least you know what you're talking about. I am speaking on a psychological level. Go up to a crazy Christian fanatic, and tell them "Hey, God isn't real". Next thing you know everyone within a mile radius follows you around asking for proof or wanting to throw rocks at you. I know what I am talking about. The Muslim fanatics aren't the only problem. What's to say that their bible does not tell them this stuff? Thus they are just doing their duties in the bible. Just because God doesn't want us to sacrifice ourselves for him doesn't mean the Muslims don't have to. All those people in the middle east kill themselves to get closer to god...they are not defensive, they are following their beliefs. Christians do the same thing, they follow what they believe, and if someone tells them otherwise, [bleep] off. I said I know a couple Muslims, and they give a damn less about making a joke about their religion, and they even think that Christians cross the line when they cannot accept the fact that they are not superior to anyone else. All religion does that, all religion makes people feel elevated over other groups. Don't tell me Christians don't feel elevated above everyone else, if they didn't feel that way I wouldn't be fighting all the time because people say I am stupid because I am an atheist. Christians and Muslims are comparable. They follow their beliefs, and whoever gets in their way can get a stone thrown at them (or can be blown up in suicide bombs, but I actually feel that's somewhat understandable, they want to get closer to their god). Do you know what Americans actually are? Let me give a quick history lesson. The original American colonists who came in on the Mayflower came to America because the King didn't like their religious preferences. They were not straight Christians, they had crazy other religions. America was created by crazy religious fanatics to crazy for the crown to accept. THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT AROUND CRAZY RELIGION, AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT US... I'm sorry, but maybe you should think before you write. All religions are likely to throw a stone at you if you don't believe, and Christians after throwing stones at you have to then sit you in a room and try to convince you otherwise, like they are recruiting an army or something. I don't care what religion you are, I'm fine with it. It makes people feel good at night to know there is someone out there looking down at them, fine. But it is the people who shove it in your face, make you feel like some kind of idiot, who turned me off of religion. Hell, I used to go to church, but that's when I noticed how the Bible is a whole text about a bunch of people in improbable events, and it mostly made no sense. Noah was the only human during the flood, we have absolutely no proof of it. There is no proof anywhere of any god, and I can't wait til we all die, and go to the weighing scale, Anubis weighs our hearts to a feather, and we are all eaten by the alligator/lion/every other animal ever, Set. (Those who don't understand the above should read up on Ancient Egyptian mythology/religion)

Max Payne 1 and 2 are two of my favorite games ever. I'm looking forward to this one, but I have a feeling that they will screw something up. I hope it includes a lot more psychological stuff than the second. THe second had the televisions and all that stuff, that made it feel somewhat like the Black Freighter in Watchmen. It was pretty cool. I also hope they don't implement the cover system. That's one of the reasons I loved the games, it was a Rambo style shoot em' up. I'll probably specifically pick up that Game Informer just to read that article.

My motivations for living is to see next weeks episode of 24.

Exactly...there is no proof that any religion is right or wrong, so why the hell do we fight over religion like we do when there is no proof, nor any proof against any religion. Just another thing I wanted to point out: Why do the Egyptians and Romans and Greeks get all the fun gods? Why did all the ancients civilizations have gods that had wars with each other, and there were multiple gods...how did it go from more than you can count, to one?