Everything posted by Harakiri
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[TF2] It's MANN Vs. Machine!
LOL...the shoulder...but he shoots me in the damn stomach and murders me...i'm charged though...
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[TF2] It's MANN Vs. Machine!
2Fort's ticking me off...the damn Snipers sit right there, wait for a bead, and shoot you...everytime I snipe, I hit someone, and they don't die...the guy just runs and comes back, waiting for me...
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Things Npcs Would Never Say
Aggie the Witch: I see in my magic cauldren...you noobs jerking it... Bob the Cat: Don't you like [kitty]? It takes you to odd places... Party Pete: Need a song for your party? Choose from: Detachable Penis Party on your [kitty] Barney's The more we work together the happier we'll be. ^^^ those are all real songs...
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Is mario an enigma?
^^^Yes he has. I guess I'll give you the Sonic speech I tell my best friend who loves Sonic and pushes the games down my throat... __________________________________________________________________________________ Sonic the hedgehog was one of my favorite characters back in fourth grade, and back to when Sonic Underground (or was it Thunderground?) was on air. I liked the games because they were well done 2D games that were fast, and had a lot of openness about them. There was a simplistic story, absolutely no interuptions from gameplay except for the creative boss fights, and that was it. Sonic did go downhill. They introduced Tails, and I guess that was fine. Sonic needed a friend. Then there was knuckles, who was originally a bad guy. O.K, that fine, don't have to worry about the fat scientest. But, these ideas went into the heads of the producers, and they kept adding more and more characters. Some were alright and needed to be added in for plot reasons (I.E Amy Rose, Shadow the hedgehog) while others were just there because...I really don't know (I.E Charmy the Bee, Vector the Alligator). Then, we got some Sonic Card game/Board Game on the Dreamcast, that was actually really wierd, it showed us Amy's underwear... Then Sonic Adventure, which was fine until they brought it out on Gamecube and [bleep]ed it. Then Heroes, and Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. Shadow was introduced (my favorite character in the series), but the gameplay seemed to be horrible. I fell off pits because the camera sucked, you could spin jump on enemies, and that would be a kinda lock on thing. It got horrible because for some reason, you would spin jump, and then Sonic would go and jump down a cliff, which kinda told me something... There was that horrendous battling game on the GBA. There were some alright 2d platformers on teh GBA. The DS games are alright. Then, theres Sonic the hedgehog (Which I think was a rotten bag of [cabbage], the characters were annoying, the camera sucked). Sonic goes to the length to chase an underage girl. Nice one... The wii one I never played. Unleashed was good on the 2d sections, but sucked everywhere else... And then Shadow the Hedgehog...I couldn't wait... And then, the festering pile of [cabbage] came and it was soooooooo big a disappointment...Why does he say damn all the time? Is this supposed to teach kids "hey, its cool to say damn." Sonic would be alright, if they would keep with the 2D formula it was based on, if it would quit adding characters and story, and if the developers became competent instead of a bunch of [developmentally delayed]s with computers trying to make a game.
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Guess the Game
He said it wasn't socom...
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What game are you looking forward to?
No ones said Alpha Protocol? That game looks sweet.
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The biggest "Screw you" moment in a game
I played a mission on there, where I needed to escort a guy who came in on a chopper. He was so eager to meet me, he fell off the building he was on and plunged to his death...and also, there was a helipad, a bunch of guys walk off it, and fall four feet to their death! What the hell? I never had a problem with this...I usually level grind a lot before going anywhere when I capture a new pokemon. Lucario and Swellow FTW! :thumbsup:
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The biggest "Screw you" moment in a game
One of the worst comes in Splinter Cell and Prince of Persia Sometimes, Splinter Cell will do an autosave, which will be your checkpoint if you die. Sometimes, enemies will be chasing you, theres no hope of escape and you die...over and over...NO WAY TO WIN!!! And it does this all the time in a whole bunch of scenarios. I played Prince of Persia today, and I don't know if this is a bug that is on every game or not (I got mine used) but their is a part where you kill a bunch of enemies in a fountain room. At the end is a pressure pad. I decided to save, and I ended up touching the pressure pad...O.K, I died because I was not supposed to do that. Next thing I know, every step I take it tells me "YOU FAILED." WHY? WHAT THE [bleep]? So, I played two and a half hours into it, and it bugs out, and I have to restart the game all over again? What the hell? All because I saved the game?
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The Sig Rating Game
:twss: :twss:
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New Dr. Who announced
That was the whole point of the original Doctor Who...in the 70's and 80's, the show was making buttloads of money, but they wanted to keep it low budget so they could go out and use all the money for ice cream (I don't know...)
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What game are you looking forward to?
RE5 Diablo III GH: Metallica Splatterhouse Duke Nuke em Forever (someday Ratchet...just be patient like you have been for the past ten years...) Halo: ODST
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The biggest "Screw you" moment in a game
What I mean by this is a moment when you are on the last part of a level in COD4 on hardcore and you toss a grenade, it hits an invisible wall and you get killed. Its basically when the game bugs up on you in the middle of a big fight, when you are on the boss, get him down to just a millionth a centimeter of health, and you get caught on a wall, are stuck, and get cut in half. Its also when you play through a game only to find out that there is a cliffhanger story, or the story goes to absolute [developmentally delayed] land.
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Guess the Game
* Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Desert Siege (2003) * Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Island Thunder (2003) * Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Jungle Storm (2004) One of those...or is it Rainbow Six Rogue Spear or something like that?
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Guess the Game
ghost recon? Americas army?
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TCS: Authors Corner Volume 1 issue 1 (The authors newspaper)
^^^Read the Shining or the Dark tower books...those are his best...
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The elf lord (complete story)
I should be he[bolded]. Remember, you don't need to tell everything that when on between action segments. You can trust in the reader's ability to infer some of the action. "Stronger than a normal person"? Well that's obvious! What about "stronger than ten men"? That gives the reader a more definite description of his strength. Bad Grammar! :shame: Last sentence isn't one, It would actually be better if you could integrate it back into the previous sentence somehow. Thanks :thumbsup: Hopefully its half way decent for school...then again, whenever I write for school it ends up sucking badly...
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What are you listening to right now!?
^^^LOL... Disturbed: Ten thousand fists.
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WWE Discussion Topic - Royal Rumble - Winners (including RR)
Eww...Shelton Benjamin... Hopefully no Edge...I gave up watching when I saw Edge was back...That whole Undertaker and Edge storyline was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to played out... I hope the undertaker wins (though didn't he win the last one?) I'll probably start watching wrestling by the royal rumble...I've always thought that after summer it becomes a drag...
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New Dr. Who announced
^^^That one scared the beejesus out of me...
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Guess the Game
Looks like one of the SOCOM games on the PSP...Fireteam Bravo II? (Thats the only one I played...)
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Guess the Game
geometry wars retro evolved 2?
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[Spoilers Inside][Large Images] Bungie Annoucnment.
Sure, but I'll need to run to the "toy" store first. The name has been officially changed to Halo: ODST. Which is Bungie's dumbest move ever. It now sounds so bland and generic. Halo 3: Recon actually sounded decent; scouting, stealthy, and the word itself is cool, even if those gameplay elements aren't actually in the game. Someone needs to write them a letter. ^^^ :shock: Good Lord Lenin... I thought Recon sounded kinda generic too... And at first I thought it would be some kinda Republic Commando clone...
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Guess the Game
^^^Oh man! I should have guessed that one!
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Guess the Game
lolwut? Random Korean Rpg number 4478?