Me_Hate_Libs

My apologies ross. I'll keep all humour strictly scientology-based from now on. All I need to do is say the name and it's funny! Sorry, but as long as I look out my window and see hundreds of them down there walking, it'll never be funny to me.

All you have to make sure they were born a girl and you're golden.

I'm ashamed to admit I just looked off my screen :( Oh, so it's junk? Just like Scientology yeah? : Well, they both take your money, but Little Debiie's at least fill your tummy.

My diet consists of Doritos, soda, Little Debbie items, and all forms of meat, fish, shellfish, or bird. And the occasional vegetable or bread. little debbie? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_debbies They're awesome, especially the Swiss Cake Roles. :P

My diet consists of Doritos, soda, Little Debbie items, and all forms of meat, fish, shellfish, or bird. And the occasional vegetable or bread.

12:20 pm and getting ready to have lunch.

I love latin girls with long, dark hair and big butts. And I don't mind a little meat on them. As far as guys, all their hair, all their teeth(sorry depresins), and all fingers.

Ha. Ha. Luckily I'm a small cog in a big system, so I manage to fly under the radar. I've a few friends my age who have played soccer for Australia and in Europe who are now playing in the A leauge, and I don't envy the lives they live Fine, you're paying for our tickets to WDW then. Fine, you buy the booze. \ Too late, no takebacks! I don't drink and WDW doesn't sell alcohol on their property. You're paying for the hotel room. Jeez this trip is getting expensive! Fine, we'll only stay for one day and you can sleep at my apartment. I think I have some vodka and whiskey left over from my last grilfriend. help yourself.

Ha. Ha. Luckily I'm a small cog in a big system, so I manage to fly under the radar. I've a few friends my age who have played soccer for Australia and in Europe who are now playing in the A leauge, and I don't envy the lives they live Fine, you're paying for our tickets to WDW then. Fine, you buy the booze. \ Too late, no takebacks! I don't drink and WDW doesn't sell alcohol on their property. You're paying for the hotel room.

It's noon over here. lol And I've slipped on satin sheets. Fell off the bed. Luckily I landed on the bum.

Ha. Ha. Luckily I'm a small cog in a big system, so I manage to fly under the radar. I've a few friends my age who have played soccer for Australia and in Europe who are now playing in the A leauge, and I don't envy the lives they live Fine, you're paying for our tickets to WDW then.

If you check page 178, you'll see me in all of my 4'10 glory. I did see that! Finally, I'm taller than somebody over the internet! Yes, but I still have a bigger pee-pee than you. 8-)

I bet you just use that as an excuse to have all sorts of crazy sex with a girl, because if you did it in a bed, you'd hurt yourself. :o You can read minds!!! I have actually fallen off a bed and through a window before though :oops: Is that your excuse for them handcuffing you to the bed? And hex, what is thius "on topic" you speak of?

For the life where you were known as a footballer? Talk about a living hell. :roll:

Darwin is a city in Northern Territory. Red dust everywhere, and only the 2 seasons: Dry and Wet. Both average temperatures well into the 90s with humidity over 80% most days during the wet. Oh well. Sounds better than here.

Great, you're a footballer. Now I have to hate you. Damn. -.-

I bet you just use that as an excuse to have all sorts of crazy sex with a girl, because if you did it in a bed, you'd hurt yourself.

If you check page 178, you'll see me in all of my 4'10 glory.

That have something to do with a city or more like a monkey?

Winter in Florida? You are clearly not aware of our climate. Florida winters have the low usually around 50 degrees with highs in the upper 60's. The fat people will still have on shorts and tanktops due to their blubber keeping them warm. Sorry, I was raised in melbourne, where it is quite possible to have temperatures below 40 F in the middle of summer. Florida summers have a little thing we call the "9's". Basically, it's 90 degrees with 90% humidity by 9 in the morning.

If we drive fast enough, I won't need toilet paper. I can air dry.

I'm a librarian. What makes you think I have time to read books?

Meeanwhile I have to stick my small [wagon] out the window.

Winter in Florida? You are clearly not aware of our climate. Florida winters have the low usually around 50 degrees with highs in the upper 60's. The fat people will still have on shorts and tanktops due to their blubber keeping them warm.

Yeah, and without us, you couldn't take care of yourselves. You'd be sitting around in your own filth, unable to do anything, but drink, fall asleep, and soil yourself. That's right. You'd be Australians! I'm not Koori, get it right! I'm related to irish people! It's not my fault its too cold to get out of bed to go to the toilet :( EDIT: Oh, Koori are the indigenous peoples of victoria/new south wales. Screw you. You don't even have to sit on the toilet seat. Imagine how much is sucks for me.