Napalm

Quick, someone find an older thread and bump it so xbox doesn't take the prize!

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So I come back and realize I left this thread open. And I start reading the last 3 pages. This was moreoless my face through the whole thing. Yes. I turned into Brad Pitt. Wits: Slap yourself back into reality. Seany: Ask yourself what's more important to you: having a life out of work, or being in the SEALs or however it is called. Zoe: Open the door before you go to sleep. Cats are [bleep]ing annoying and always wake you up so you open the door for them. Pepsi: You didn't miss anything.

Don't give up hope. I'm sure that from the billions of males in earth there's one or two guys like that. You'll eventually find him.

I refuse the pickle, thank you any ways. *gives Goon a bucket*

Wait wits is being normal, that means we have to do something bizarre to counter it. *dropkicks goon*

We should have a normal conversation to counter it. Today it was a good day. It wasn't very good, but it wasn't bad either. The weather was fine, but it could be better.

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What's up, gang?

>He thinks /v/ is not just /b2.0/ >LUL 22 GET IN PAGE 3277 luzlzzz lejiun xdddddd

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First result for one, nowhere to be seen in the first 15 pages for the other.

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He enjoys it, and his new tan gets him all the ladies. 12 HP.

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And Leslie Nielsen.

Aaand it stopped raining already. What a punny rain.

It just started raining here. Not much, though.

I just realized that I had changed my tif password some time ago and when I tried to put it today I was putting the old password. I'm an idiot.

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>Get on tif >Account is not logged in >Try to log in >Incorrect password [bleep]. Running antivirus scan.