Napalm

Were you trying to cross a bridge? If so, you should have given him a fish. Also, found out I'm starting uni in the 28th. Cool.

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Let me guess, when you hear someone say "Holy [cabbage]" you also think they are reffering to a sacred piece of excrement?

The wall researches a cure for aids, uses it on himself and now he's cured. Furthermore, he is rewarded a nobel prize of medicine. If those don't exist, well, then they are invented for the wall. 13 HP.

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Reading this kind of stuff makes me glad my cat is castrated. Anyhow, I'm off.

Go for Vladimir. It's guaranteed to make people winners.

The wall bites their tongues off. 13 HP.

The part about the rupees got me hard.

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http://www.badassoftheweek.com/shrestha.html Warning: Contains bad words and too much awesomeness.

Let her do as she wishes. She will hurt some people, realize it when it's too late, and learn the lesson and feel misserable for some time. Then when she's about to say something as idiotic as that, she will think twice.

Granted, it reproduces itself. I wish I could manipulate reality with my mind.

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Delpher by Amon Tobin.

That's so beta. Just kidding.

Someone barges through the door of your house and gouges your eyes out with a spoon. You don't have eyes, so them being tired is not a worry anymore. I wish I could turn invisible and visible at will.

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Release me by Infected Mushroom.

11-11-11

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The camera guy wasn't following him. 13 HP.