Pirate_Felix

I do i do i do Oh nvm

There you go, Chuck Norris plays runescape.

Somalia made quite a nice profit from those peppers and is now willing to buy some weapons, anybody want to sell? I predict a riot

^thats true, Aruba, Bonaire and Curacao belong to holland, and Sint Maarten and another one :x

No comment on what that is... A zombie with his arms in front of him, d'oh

yes i know that one, it was just the shading

me!ill trade it for milk holland just made the north-south line a reality Deal! We have just established The HSTL (Holland-Somalia Trading Line)

Somalia's economy is going good, but still we have no trade partner for our vegtables, anybody?

My Musicians and Scientists are starting research on the Brown Note, they started experimenting with Digery doo. Population is growing fast, and crops are growing quite well actually.

With our new harvest of peppers, we finally have something to trade, anybody want peppers?

Cruiseships carry a few thousand people. Why the was the average person on the cruise ship carrying 500,000 dollars in luggage. they were bankers Fine then, if we're godmodding a bit, several of the bankers on the ship were brazilian, and in response, Brazil has sent 12 frigates, and 15 cruisers to the coast of somalia to stop all future pirating. I lol'd. Hard. Let's not let this degenerate though, if one nation is being an idiot then we can all just gang up on them realistically and explode them. Fine, I actually meant 10 Million

Cruiseships carry a few thousand people. Why the was the average person on the cruise ship carrying 500,000 dollars in luggage. they were bankers

Somalia finished building their southern defences asgainst a possible invasion, and finishhed building their anti rocket rockets. Our Agricultural experts are experimenting with different crops on the Somalian land since we got enough water now, in other news, we have abandoned our old ship for an American Cruiseship, story: As we got a Cruiseship in our sights, we setted sail to the cruiseship, once at the cruiseship, we lower our sails and grind to a standstill next to the ship. The gullible americans believe our bad english and believe our ship is actually a theme ship and we get all of them to get on our ship, we swiftly jump on their ship, drugging the crew that is left with chloroform and throwing the rest of their crew on our wooden ship, we push off and we leave them, lieing alone in the indian ocean. Some fine booty came off the Cruiseship, about 1 billion in tourist luggage.

The people of somalia are currently building water cleaning plants

Excellent! I shall ally with you, just remember that flaregun > woodenships. Especially with minicrits. Also, good luck on stopping nuclear navies of the modern world with your badly equipped boats. Just sayin'. Lots of Exoskeleton's going around. pff, well brave your balls and well bust your squalls, somalian pirates we. Somalia got a new national anthem: [hide=]We drink and we pillage and we do what we please We get all that we want for free Well kick your --- And ---- your lass Somalian pirates we So with a yo [garden tool] [garden tool] And with a yee hee hee We take to the African sea Well brave the squalls And bust your balls Somalian pirates we[/hide] [hide=the locals singing our national anthem][yt]C1_NpLKnWLU[/yt][/hide]

Anybody wanna be allies with Somalia? ill grant you free passage past Africa's horn

Alright screw holland, i take SOMALIA (guess why lol) and make piracy legal, but only with wooden ships, beware me hearties for Somalian pirates we

So, anybody went mage pking yet?

Okay my second try at claiming a land, Friesland is attempting a rebellion in holland.

If i bought one on Threadless, dont know where that is $9.00 / $27.00 total with shipping Postal Economy (1-3 weeks) $13.00 / $31.00 total with shipping Postal Priority (5-10 business days) Thats 18 dollar shipping cost, equals 12,60, not that bad

Note to all persons, no lotus breast here please, and no pictures that screw a night's sleep. links max

care to explain what it is

and you got a recently found nice cave of crystals:"

well this topic is about stuff that scares you and how to deal with it. I hate Mosquitos, they dont really scare me but still freak me out if i see one, filled with blood, MY BLOOD. Anybody got a good way to deal with them? Oh and one rule, no making fun of others

*Starting up brainwash program...* *Initiating...* *Brain succesfully cleared*