Vezon Dash

No. I'm not allowed to do that. I talked about putting that in there, and my teacher said no. EAT ALL THE BABIES!

Problem/solution. I have to make it rather dumbed down for the audience, but still...

Overpopulation. I'm stressed as [bleep]. I even had to take a smoke break while practicing my speech. (I only smoke when I'm stressed) I don't know why I'm so damn stressed because if I get a C- on it, I still get a B overall grade on it for meeting my outline requirements.

I have to bullshit a speech today.... I'm not looking forward to this....

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Just because you don't like anyone playing this game doesn't mean that you have to be a duche about it. 20

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Since when? 5

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Banned because cats are extremely harmful.

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Yo. Represent.

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My room mate did it in a week, but other than that, I don't really know.

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Lol, umad?

Meah, I think I'm done dicking with my signature now. Also, I haven't done DNE yet.... I probably ought to do that one.

Wish granted, but the glasses don't work. I wish that somebody doesn't post under me.

Leaving the burden of cooking on one family member (often the mother/wife where I live) isn't honestly fair. Also, there are some things that men just cook better.... Aka, anything on a grill.

There will be so many people with cannons there that they will probably be dying instantly.

Seriously? Men cooking shouldn't be impressive. It should be the standard. Just because it should be doesn't mean it is.... All of the men in my family can cook. I feel sorry for families who don't have a man who can cook.