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Hex my prediction is that you will die in the first month of the outbreak or most likely be shot by the police when you try to take over a grocery store. As for myself with my plan which involves not actually fighting the zombies aside from running them over with a huge dump truck should. I think I might be able to last a full year or more!

Bwahahahah I am the devil and can summon a red shirt! Now if you excuse me... I pull my pitchfork and look for someone to sodomize with it.

Why hello there assembled company (I will be playing as satan) I walk around and then randomly ram a pitchfork up hex's [wagon].

Err not everyone is making huge battle ships anymore and that leads me to another point why the heck would you care if you are not even playing and are in fact banned from the thread?

Hex, your idiocy did not help that or the zombie survival thread. It had nothing to do with it at all. The hegemony is not bieng played as frequently and all, the problem started with all the complex space travel. How in the hell is the space travel complex? It is mainly 1 year to get into warp Lightyears/50 time in warp 1 year to get out of warp. Anyways you did kill the zombie survival thread for a good month or so (with a [bleep]ing lightsaber)...

hex your idiocy did not help that or the zombie survival thread.

I honestly hope he picks them as it will mean that he will be easily killed (the are essentially fat kids with short limbs and big mouthes)

Err the garbage truck (I think that is what I said) would be sealed off and I would have to use the slightly less pleasant option of cutting a hole into the back and storing food in plastic bags before eventually cleaning it out. Also the truck would be mostly sealed aside from a hole in the top . Hex says the guy who "wouldnt have a problem killing someone because I dont empasise because of asperbergs syndrome"...

I think my method of not actually fighting the zombies but instead using a modified garbage truck would probably have the highest non zombification rate.

Yeah that would be my choice, I would post the stats now but I am sick as a dog right now...

I pull a shot gun and scream GET OFFA MY PROPERTE (In a southern accent) to assembled company while drinking whiskey, bottles and bottles of whiskey....

[bleep]ing about spawn camping I respawn and procure another abnormally sized trout with which he starts beating hex's dead body with.

ME:Yes this is grim... I would like to initiate plan alpha green. Assistant: Are you sure sure. Me: Yes now get it going, chop chop. Assistant: Sir you will be killed in the resulting blast. Me: It has to be done. Suddenly a thermonuclear bomb is dropped upon hex's house.

I go back to trying to kill hex with fire.

Rocco how can you cut what does not exist?

I pull out the flame thrower and spray hex with it screaming "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!"

@rocco F1

I pick up a flimsy stick sitting right next to the ceremonial dagger and after downing the bottle of whiskey and screaming THIS.IS.SOMEWHERE! I start bashing people with a large trout.

Hex I thought we established that a pole with a knife strapped to it is not an effective weapon... Other than that I starting to think that the best course of action would be to not engage the zombies in any way. Also if and when this happens I plan to steal a garbage truck and have a large amount of food stockpiled in plastic bags. As I have some welding equipment I can seal the doors shut and put a hatch up in the roof after washing the back out and then sealing it as well....

Just putting this out here but I have dibs on either malaysia or indonesia...

Throws down the used up flame thrower then grabs a whiskey bottle.

Hm I thought hex was banned from this thread...

*Starts smacking dusty around with a large trout* Then I grab a flamethrower (you people really should lock the closets) and start randomly spraying [cabbage] with fire.

*picks up a large trout* :twisted:

lol I actually had a lot of hemp being shipped there (Malaysia). Hemp and gold are being routed to nova lux. Coincidentally several new ion cannons are being built up.