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I'm PT SALES FLOOR ASSOCIATE SALES ASSC., whatever that means. The email just had a link that let me fill out my W-4 and a few other forms. It didn't say anything about when I start working. Will I get another email telling me when to start? Should I call them and ask? I dunno what I'm supposed to do.

Pro: Admitting it Con: Being an idiot Internet Explorer

Got the email. It was sent to my junk folder for some reason. I have to complete the application in IE. I tried using chrome, but it was all like "Yo dawg, this ain't IE. Use IE, [bleep]."

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I slept great until now. I woke up to go potty and I'm suddenly not tired at all any more. I'll try to force myself back to sleep. I opened Newgrounds in a new tab. It took a few seconds to load, so I came back to tif. It scared the shit outta me.

10 PM and I'm tired. This is awesome. Nighty night

I don't really know why I thought that was funny, but I did.

Fallout Gold

I'm going to go ahead and assume this has the proper dimensions. Stealing it now

Oh, god. So tempted to make that my sig

I wish I took ap classes. I'm 100% positive I'm smart enough. Cheap credits are awesome. Gah, so much regret

He made $100/week. Membership is $5/month. Are you sure you're in AP calc?

I went to Friendly's for dinner. Got deep fried waffle fries for an appetizer. Deep fried fish and deep fried french fries for entree. Ice cream for dessert. Why am I gaining so much weight? I'm actually thinking about starting a diet in November, but I probably won't stick to it. I think I'm actually a mesomorph, but I don't work out at all and I'm not an attention [bleep], so I'm not going to change that.

Reported

Damn, I don't think I ever got past stage 4

Okay, you know what? [bleep] you, tif. You deleted my post and went back a page for no reason. [cabbage].

Banned because Akihito is the king of England

Okay, I'll give it a day. My brother said I could use his Xbox 360, so I guess I can get into fighters now. You said MVC3 is a good babby's first fighter, right? I'm more interested in Street Fighter. Would it be okay to dive straight into Super SF4? What's the new one that's coming out?

I have a pretty soft voice, so it's possible that he mis-wrote my email down. How long should I wait before I call him back and confirm my email? @Napalm Oh, you were right. It is okkusenman.

Granted, the reason blows your mind. I wish sdlakghasklgwjasklghewios;fwjaesdgfas'df

So the guy called me saying I got the job at about 5. It's 9 now. He said he'd send me an email telling me when to start etc. I still haven't gotten it. Wat do?

Penis lol xD

I've managed to stay awake this long. I think I'll sleep well tonight.

Copious amounts of anal masturbation