WoodenFruit

Becaaause at the Roaches I don't need much food or any pots, they drop good stuff fairly often and I make quite a bit of money :)

I'm training on Cockroaches and this level 100+ ranger comes along...waits for me to attack...then starts firing arrows which damage 2 times what i'm hitting ¬¬ But then it gets worse! I go round the corner to fight a different Roach, he FOLLOWS me and starts attacking it just after I do. I'm getting annoyed that someones using me as a bodyguard and go downstairs...Again. He follows me. And he only stops when I change worlds. So i'm in a new world when this level 70 odd starts to attack the Roach I just started to attack, he's hitting 0-3 so i'm not that bothered but it's valuable XP! He tries to use small talk and asks me if there's such a thing as 'chain mace', I have no idea so I answer back rudely, he then calls me a meanie and walks away... I change worlds AGAIN and I was training for a bit when another high level player comes along and starts to attack E-V-E-R-Y Roach just after I do, literally following me around the place. WHEN will they learn that people do NOT appreciate 'partners' whilst training! ¬¬ Maybe they're using my defence stats (I was wearing a dragon chain so it's IMPOSSIBLE for me to take ANY damage! :x ) *exhales* Done.

I'm 16, all of my friends know that I play Runescape they don't laugh sometimes they role their eyes if I have a huge fit because of an annoying noob. I don't generally talk about it because it's not a topic anyone can join into, I also don't tell people randomly that I play RS, but if they ask then ofcourse i'll say yes. You should never feel ashamed! :P

I'm really hating this update :x Random events and the rewards are meant to be random... Do you know if you have a mime random, drill sergeant and other randoms that give out costumes, if you don't have the full set...will you get a piece of the costume, or will you get a box in which you'll have to chose 'save up for costume'?

Not nooby but fairly funny and random...

I was on my newbie account doing newbie things, and I was looking around Lumbridge for a place to cook some chicken ( :thumbsup: ). I found a fire with a guy standing around, and was cooking the chicken when... Noob: Get off! Me: What? Noob: It's my fire, go away! Me: Ok... As I was walking away he was still standing around "his fire" protectively. Another time I was on my newbie account training on goblins... Noob (level 13): Stupid! Me: How could I possibly be stupid? Noob: u is stupid [note, she actually said it like that] Me:... Noob: My main is level 99! Me: What's the name of your main? Noob: [gives name] [Looks up the name on high-scores, ofcourse there's no such account Me:...You're such a lier, there's no such account Noob: I can kill you! Noob: How do you report? Me: :| ...What are you going to report me for? 'Being mean?' Me: You'll likely get banned for misuse of cstomer support [she doesn't say anything, but carries on following me...] Noob: I is 8 years old! Me: I'm 16... Noob: Fine, i is 12 Noob: Yer rite! Me: I am 16 years old :| [she then spends the next few minutes trying to convince me that her age is actually 24] She finally logs out, immediatly after I get called a noob because I attacked a goblin before someone :|