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There once was a great Obt who was very good at drinking coffee. Just recently news came that Obt would have another storytime written by his loyal fans. One day Obt woke up and cheated on kelsi with a sparrow that looked like the harpy Mr Greens... Obt was so aghast at this mistake he went on a Dungeoneering rampage, unbinding all his arrows and throwing them into the home ggs portal. They hit Grimy Bunyip, causing him to stop drop and roll off the edge of Shadow-Forger's room into a bathtub, turning him into a much less efficient, albeit clean Bunyip. Obt then slayed the Shadow-Forger, causing him to fall down into the DGS clan citadel and die of boredom, because he was trapped and had no agil effigies to open. Fortunately for Obt, he was a mighty Sith Lord. He used the Force to powercook pancakes for all the Harpies in the yard, who then called over Kal'ger the Warmongererer to see if he could really eat twenty heimcrabcakes at once. Kal'ger could only eat three before Obt became impatient and shoved them all down Kal'gers throat at once causing him to fall head-head first into the DGS clan citadel. Kal'ger fought down the urge to challenge dgs to a yugioh battle because DGS had harpies. The Harpies, however, didn't have a blue eyes white harpy that could transform into Nex if you superheated it. Kal'ger knew this and summoned his zombie army. Then the harpies made sweet cakes and ate them. This made the harpies super powerful and Kal'ger was a dinosaur with asthma so

I would like you to explain how any of the responses are trolling. We are providing honest, effective solutions to ensure an adequate balance of profit and efficiency based on the OP's question. And also, if you have a problem with someone, calling them a jerk is generally not the right way to solve it :)

Here is what I do to make sure I get good profit from ZMI. 1. Mine ess at varrock 2. Change to ancient spellbook 3. cast "edgeville home teleport" 4. Run to the fairy ring east of the river (make sure you have a lunar staff or dramen staff if you haven't done fairy tale part 3) 5. Use the code "CIP" to teleport to miscellania 6. Travel from miscellania to Relekka by boat. 7. Go west towards the lighthouse and take the basalt rocks shortcut to the Barbarian outpost. 8. Go south-west and use the rock climbing shortcut to get to the Grand Tree. 9. Go south of the grand tree and use the spirit tree to teleport to the battlefield. 10. Run to ZMI and craft runes. 11. Cast "edgeville home teleport" and repeat steps 4-10. 12. When all your essence is made into runes cast "edgeville home teleport" and use the shortcut east of edgeville to get to the GE. 13. Sell all your runes for 10-15% above mid on the GE to help generate extra profit. tip: you can also use a spirit terrorbird to replenish your run energy, but because of the cost of the pouches/scrolls this may not be a viable option. good luck, and I hope this helped! ;)

Pm me in game. RSN Obatrion

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You spelt Obtaurian wrong.

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DGS vexillum and cape: I still think the background colour should be darker.

Go into Evil Dave's basement (in the house north of edgeville bank) with your cat. Use your cat to chase hellrats and get spices, then add those to normal stew to make spicy stew.

There should be plenty of people with the same floors as you in DGS. Remember to keep calling out which set you're doing and watch out for others doing the sets that you need (abandoned and low occult). I don't know of any other low-level dg clans though.

I know you're jelly. Medal pl0x

i r rely jelly of dat 1337 flor

I've been neglecting this blog for a while. Sorry bloggeh :unsure:. Done a bunch of stuff since my last post... -Got piety -88 attack -77 slayer -86 hp I also received a 20m loan from an anonymous source and sold my fury, zerker and the mage gear that I don't use. (Ahrim's, Sol, inf boots) I am now getting...85 HERBY! Also working on stats for hard seer's tasks, and after that is done I will get the requirement's for Nomad's Requim and farming juju's.

I am just trying fight caves now...I'll report back and tell you how it went.

Not too sure about 1 or 2, but with 20m you should buy a fury and zerker ring and 70 prayer after that.

wtf jagex u r nub!!!@!@!@@!! I was considering maybe doing this quest, but not anymore.

My ninja'ing is as good as my Nex setup (see sig). OT: Yeah, don't get 99 herb right away. Use some money to get summoning up and save some to repair your chaotic.

Farm herbs, do MTK, merch, kill stuff.

Have a few questions... [spoiler=1 - Moneymaking] A - Is RoW worth it for: Slayer, Barrows, Frosts, DKS? B - What is the best setup for herb runs? [spoiler=2 - Slayer gear] My current slayer gear is: -FSH -Fury -Vskirt -D boots -Rapier -D defender -Barrows gloves What should I use for: - Chest (Torso, Prossy, Verac's?) - Cape (Fcape, SW cape, Ardy cape?)

For bxpw I got: 54 farming, 79 mage (cba to get 80), 82 str, 87 attack and 76 slayer. Meh.

Did a tree run for bxpw, 50 farming now. Also planted more trees which will get me to 54 farming.

Sig is pro. And I made it myself. Once I alch all the mith plates I bought (stupid idea, I know) to get my cashpile back, I'm buying piety. I will keep slaying until 90 attack, then get 85 dg for frosts.

86 attack yesterday, 75 SLAY TODAY! YAYAYAY :thumbsup:

Oops, typo. Quyneax is right, maple longbow. To look cool.

^ Ninja'd :P OT: You could also get a cyclopean helm.