Jehosaphat

Kemios tries to charge the seal with sound magic.

Good thing I didn't remain a gargoyle back when I accidentally turned into one, or else Nex would be hunting me. Kemios tries to figure out a way to break the seal.

Kemios goes toward the seal and punches it.

Kemios hollers "Huzzah!", then flies around inside the golem, inspecting every piece of it he can see for loot or a door that might lead to loot.

Kemios jumps into the hole, then runs to the room where the bossfight was, and picks up his lightning staff from the floor.

Kemios goes back to the golem and starts digging it out of the swamp.

Oh, the things we do while we wait for Ross to start... Ross, you timing is impeccable.

Speaking of mods, when are they going to start this?

The staffs aren't an end, but a means.... Stick 'em in the golem's eye sockets?

Grim, sounds like you could use the help of a transmog mage. Owait, that's me.....

Well, I doubt the golem has any fire or light artifacts.

Grim? Capable of killing us ALL? Good luck with that, especially since you'll have so many people piling you at once afterwards....

I'm not interested in killing anyone for extra loot, but if you try to make it so I walk away with nothing, consider yourself dead.

Not necessarily. I couldn't give you a reward when you weren't on, but the golem is still there. It's just crumbling, and sinking into a marsh. Ross is Gming, so I'm sure he has something planned. Oh, I though the blasted thing had already sunk and taken me with it. Well, time to anxiously await the session... I'm assuming that you made it safely outside, since you weren't on. Infact, Mather had a chance to get his loot before he left, but he rolled a one, and died in a twist of logic. Oh. Well, time to once again await the session so I can go get my lightning staff back.

Not necessarily. I couldn't give you a reward when you weren't on, but the golem is still there. It's just crumbling, and sinking into a marsh. Ross is Gming, so I'm sure he has something planned. Oh, I though the blasted thing had already sunk and taken me with it. Well, time to anxiously await the session...

Hex, that was an actual question, posed to the actual mods. And if Murphy's law was applied here, I'd be stuck in the golem for all eternity or something, not just deprived of a reward.

Wait, let me get this straight. I spend a good 5+ sessions navigating this stupid gigantic golem (and finding most of the ways to move on, thankyouverymuch), miss the session where the boss is finished off, and end up getting absolutely nothing for it?

Basically, yeah.

Kemios noticed Chris jumping on his back like a lunatic and managed to throw him off before any damage was done. He then continued running at Mather with his sword, spinning through circles of bullets as he went. Also, we can now safely assume that Chris's lungs are burning out due to mustard gas.

Kemios stands up, and uses his good leg and cane arm to jump over the bullets. He then pulls large sword out from behind his shirt, and charges at Mather with it.

Kemios fell down, bashing Chris in the nose with his cane. He then blocks the knife. I have no idea what a dreyse is, so I'mma ignore that part. Kemios then takes out one of his .44 magnums and shoots Chris in the face. Kemios falling down also causes Mather's bullet fire to fly over his head once again. Kemios also takes out a small mask and puts it over his mouth and nose, since the room is now filling with mustard gas as a byproduct of the grenade Mather shot.

Kemios looks at Mather and says "Y'know, you're just no fun." He then pulls out a homemade style of napalm/gas grenade, pulls the clothespin, chucks it at Mather, and runs for his life with a cloth over his face. He then ducks to avoid Chris's roundhouse kick, and catches his leg mid-way. "Roundhouse kicks - they look nice, but dun really work." He then throws chris on the ground and continues running.

Like I said, you have no idea how large the slingshot was. It could have been collapsible for all you know. But I'll go along with you....and since I'm being nice, I'll go along with Hex's argument too, even though the fact that he had lit himself on freaking fire earlier probably made him stink. So... Kemios pulls out an extendable titanium cane out of one of his pockets, which he uses to support himself after being slashed at by Hex. (I'm assuming the slash made me fall, which had me dodge any crap Mather may have thrown at me.) He then plants a glob of adhesive on Chris's forehead, along with some C4 and a remote detonator. He then runs away as fast as he can.

Kemios starts looking for a rock that would fir on his staff and/or some edible stuff.

Reposting for Retech's sake.