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Jehosaphat

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Everything posted by Jehosaphat

  1. Yes I did. And you don't know how large the slingshot was, nor the size of the detonators used. So I'm going to assume you just had your hands blown off. Edit: Kemios noticed the smell of dying flesh, and barely managed to dodge the knife aimed at his tendon. He then put a few bullets towards Chris's skull.
  2. Kemios pulls out the bolt and attempts to heal himself.
  3. Kemios laughs slightly at seeing the magekiller bolt lodged in the man's eye, then proceeds to fire sound bolts at the figure with aid of his gauntlets.
  4. Kemios whittles the staff into a weaponstaff.
  5. Kemios smiles and says "Nope." He then swears mildly at the loss of his staff, and attempts to heal his hands.
  6. It appears my post was ignored.
  7. Kemios loots the robed man's corpse.
  8. Kemios removes his staff from the figure, then stabs it again a couple times for good measure.
  9. Kemios wall-jumps out of the way of the bullets, then activates the remote detonators on the C4. (And since you caught them, they should be stuck to your hands.)
  10. Kemios swears and attempts to use his bayoneted staff to impale the figure.
  11. Kemios launches another lightning bolt at the figure with aid of his staff.
  12. Kemios shoots a lightning bolt at the figure with aid of his staff.
  13. Yeah, kinda figured there'd be an invisible bridge. Kemios walks across, following in Earth's footsteps.
  14. Kemios cuts the cord from its power source, then uses the whip to pull Mather's kukri out of his hand. He then pulls out a slingshot and some C4 spheres. He then coats the spheres in heavy adhesive, sticks a few remote detonators in 'em, and starts firing them at Mather.
  15. Kemios tries to create a pathway to the robed figure using earth magic.
  16. Kemios tries to shoot a lightning bolt at the figure with aid of his staff.
  17. Kemios whips the cord back to himself, then shaves and splits the ends with a knife he pulled out of one of his pockets, revealing copper wires. He then approaches Mather and tries to whip him with the now-electrified whip. Also, the metal orb now does nothing other than... well, normal metal orb stuff.
  18. Kemios tries to talk to the humanoid figure.
  19. Kemios dodges the burst easily, and throws the corded blob of metal at Mather. As it comes closer, you hear it sizzling with electricity.
  20. Kemios flies toward the humanoid figure, ready to dodge in case he attacks.
  21. Kemios spin-kicks the greande back at Mather, and watches as it flies towards Mather in a parabolic arc.... and explodes at the top of the arc. He then pulls out what looks like a blob of metal on a cord.
  22. Kemios jumps up the metal paths towards the humanoid.
  23. Mather, a halibut is a fish. I put that in there for luls. Kemios throws the halibut at Hex's dying corpse after blocking Mather's slashes with it, then shoves the barrel of P90 away from his chest just before Mather shot it. I t did manage to give him a nice arm wound, though. He then pulls out a glue-coated napalm grenade, pulls the pin, shoves it down Mather's shirt, and runs.
  24. Kemios moves on back into the clay shavings room, and uses earth magic to move the shavings to various other places in the room, looking for a third exit.
  25. Kemios manages to pull off the infamous move from The Matrix, bending backwards and only receiving mild chest cuts from 2 of the bullet Mather shot. He then pulls out a halibut and begins trying to whack Mather with it.

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