Jehosaphat

DO NOT WANT

DAT SMALL WALL OF TEXT AND INB4 BEAR

Nope, I made it up. And it's a corollary to Murphy's law. Stork's Second Law of Familial Relations is: Well-known family members cannot be trusted to advise well with matters such as your weight, self-esteem, personal appearance, etc. Either they'll be too nice to tell you the truth, or they'll be douchebags and tell you whichever one makes you suffer most. The likelihood that someone will tell you the blunt truth in regards to something that may or may not hurt your feelings decreases exponentially in regards to how much time they have spent in your house. However, this CAN be used to obtain an accurate reading of said matters if the correct modifications are applied. For example, if Uncle Jed says you're fat, it'd be a perfectly good idea to tell him to screw off. If the resident douchebag at school tells you you're fat, it's nothing to be concerned about, but may have merit. If a good friend tells you you're fat, it may be worth looking in to. If your mother says you're fat, then my god son, you are a freaking truck and you burn more calories walking to the couch than Michael Phelps eats in a day. LOSE SOME WEIGHT. This is also one that falls under the Laws of Good Ol' Common Sense.

Them mind gaems. But yeah, Stork's First law of Familial Relations is: If at any time you are viewing content which can be publicly viewed by anyone entering your room and also is Not What It Looks Like, then the likelihood of a family member "accidentally" looking in on what you're doing increases exponentially the longer said content is viewed. Formulae for calculating when a family member will enter can vary based on how large the family is and how concerned they may be about your well-being.

I am mildly surprised you guys haven't asked what Stork's First Law of Familial Relations is. Normally /FG/ is much more inquisitive than this.

What is going on in this thr- Wow, guys. I'm surprised Stork's First Law of Familial Relations hasn't invoked itself yet. Then again, it is pretty late, so...

So glad I exited out of Seany's channel when the movie ended thanks to that comment. So very glad.

Not bad enough to make it explode. C'mon, you can do better.

nope.

>Watch Iron Man 2 with the /FG/ commentary on the side >never add to commentary Bet you guys didn't even know I was there.

MY gosh I'm so boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyurethane As I guessed, you assumed the wrong definition of "have." Nope. I have ABSOLUTELY FRICKIN' NOTHING TO DO AND IT IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL ARGLABLARGAFRABATASDGLHSDGA

So guess what I have to do.

This, pretty much. There's a total lack of "I don't really care" options, which is what I usually end up using. Politics. Screw them, my time is better spent either having fun or doing something useful.

Better not to know, tbh

What is going on in this threa-..... Seriously. What's going on in here?

I had listed a bunch of ways here, but I don't want to be too high on the FBI watchlists. Sorry, buddy, yer theoretically on yer own.

Note: All the psych ward patients seem to be playing doctor amongst themselves, complete with role-reversals. It's like the Inception of insanity in there. I'll euthanize them.... aaaas soon as I'm done playing TF2.

TF2 it is. With Tetris music in the background, of course.

Hmm. TF2 or drawing?

Oh, and I made a point whenever the stalking threads came up that I was a very difficult and pointless person to stalk.