Jehosaphat

Nope, he's off by ~36 minutes.

Welcome to Nebraska, how may we help you?

Worth a try, I guess.

SO I HERD U LIEK AUTOPLAY

Can't wait 'till August.

wait what

Somewhat. The bit about dihydrogen monoxide condensing onto various strata was basically saying there are clouds, though. And @seany, it's average humidity, dry, and cloudy compared to normal conditions around here. Of course, I'm not going to say what those normal conditions actually are....

70-something percent nitrogen, some evaporated dihydrogen monoxide - some of which is forming into visible strata by condensing onto tiny dust and dirt particles, still plenty of oxygen. That's not weather you ignorant dope. Really? So what IS weather?

70-something percent nitrogen, some evaporated dihydrogen monoxide - some of which is forming into visible strata by condensing onto tiny dust and dirt particles, still plenty of oxygen. Tl;dr: There's air, and some clouds.

I am the anon, lurking in the night.

Sepukku. Or however it's spelled.

Success in life: Now merited by having Who dance shirtless to songs about your person. And now I'm tempted to find that and see what kind of stupid Youtube comments it has. And if it doesn't have any, then we MAKE it have some.

Um no. That's not gonna work; Paypal is a company that cares even less about bots in some internet Java game than Jagex does. Hell, I know that they can't have so few people at Jagex that none of them have any idea about how to shut the botting problem down. They just don't care - sure, they'll keep doing little PR stunts like the bot hunts to have the more gullible people think they're doing something, but at the end of the day, they really don't care that much.

My computer doesn't freeze if I do that. I've tried. Seriously, for the 4th of July, I just made a massive TNT tower in Minecraft and lit it off, since I couldn't do actual fireworks for fear of lighting stuff on fire. Then I blew up some Minecraft trees and stuff. Good times.

Trust me when I say I've done that and it isn't fun. Why my family decided to do a family viewing of Spaceballs while both my brother and I were sick and prone to barfing our guts out, I'll never know.

No.

Offensive language, offensive picture...

I will say nothing more on this subject

For the mosquitoes or for intruders? For the former, the little bastards are too small, and for the latter, I know that if I set traps up for that I'm going to end up forgetting one and getting killed by my own trap.

Hahahahaha no. I actually don't have any whips or chains or any of that nonsense. If worst comes to worst and I have to fight off someone in my house, I'll throw some of the crap on my desk in their face, then gore their eyes out with a spoon or something. Or beat them over the head with a flashlight. Or use a broken CD to slash their throat. Yes, I have actively thought about weaponizing the crap on my desk. Alas, much of it is very ineffective against miniscule pests. GTHO MOSQUITOES, THAT IS MY ARM YOU ARE CHEWING ON

I know better than to list what weaponry I may or may not have on the Internet. >_>

Evocation, maybe?

I'm home all day tomorrow, but the 7 hour time difference could be a problem. Stork, would you and your brother want to join? We kind of already have our own clan with a few of our RS buddies who have all far outclassed me by now because I've played less and less because of bots.

This. And to see how far I get before I get mistaken for a newbie, a Russian, or both. Or killed by a Korean again. Andvari, any advice on how to go about early-game as a hermit? Because every time I've tried, I end up bored out of my skull while waiting for my next cone cow.

Its funny because I am superior to you. I would suggest you elaborate, and am requesting that you do so.