Retech

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Not right now, when Sere and the others get on. Oh, once I drove this warthog up the ledge to this sniping point, and I was raining down bullets on everyone. Wiiinz :D

Jen has her trebuchets and ent fire at the inner walls of the citadel, and send messengers demand surrender. (Anyone up for Halo later? :D)

Or maybe some of us are slightly woozy from playing Halo, and need a break for a bit.

Jen heads to the tree, and about twenty feet away, she says "hello?"

Jen charges up an ice attack and prepares an ice shield. If she succeeds, she goes looking for her nemesis.

It's probaly a necromantic artifact, or maybe it's a regent for a spell. In any case, I think the metals would be much more useful to you, as I'm a fan of magical artifacts, not metals. (That's why I have at most, a thousand coins. :P)

How do you get into the gunner's seat? I keep getting behind the wheel. :(

I guess the major flaw would be that no one here present would ever make it to controlling a county....Realism took a major whack there, possible exception og Dusty in a peaceful mood. Anyway, Bio weapons are fine, as long as the users don't act like berks. Total war with genocide is what makes the game fun. Two moderators is a mjaor flaw...Sere is just too weak willed, all you lot have to do is scream how unfair it is that things didn't go exactly according to plan and he changes things... <_< Munchkinism is perfectly fine....the only problem is that some people(Retech) don't know how to win....Generally speaking you win by crushing your enemies, not by destroying the planet, yourself and your enemies in a blaze of super glory which means no one actually won, but you managed to kill the most people.. Like saying the Nazis won World War Two.... Switzerland begins work on the Intra-Sphere. I'd just like to remind you that I wasn't trying to kill everyone, and I wasn't trying to win. I'm just so munchkin that I refused to let the people that attacked me gain anything from the attack. I was saving up that project for the day when I'd feel like I couldn't do anything to retaliate, so it was better to wipe them off the board than lose territory, especially when they weren't exactly using conventional warfare themselves.

Aha, I got the trial and figured out how to shoot people. I still don't understand how to get onto those vehicles and blow people up, so I need to figure that out. Anyways, how do we get onto the tip.it server?

Exactly the word I was looking for! Thanks. :)

Note that I didn't kill the game, just exposed all of its major flaws in one action. :rolleyes: Biological weapons, total war with genocide, two moderators with different views, munchkinism, errrr...can't think of anything else, but there's definitely more.

It's a beautiful quote, and it deserves to be read over and over again! -- Hakon, what do you want for that feather, if you're willing to trade? I have a bar of cyan metal, and a bar of enherjarium.

It's a community Halo event. We have our little tavern here. Don't come too close! You'll be infected by our excessive posting disorder!

Or... 1. Three people attack and try to pop zeppelin and hit Rocco 1a Rocco tries to retaliate but gets pwnzersaucified by the three people 2. People try to blow up parachute and hit Rocco 2a. Rocco tries to retaliate but failz, and starts to fly away 3. Rocco goes on his second parachute and the people shoot at his dead carcass 3a. Rocco failz because he is dead :P

Have a good rest, and then you can come back when you feel like it. Don't want you to explode. :)

-The trebuchets from before fire at the unarmoured citadel, and the large super ent throws massive boulder-hives into the citadel. -Trebuchets fire dead corpses into the citadel, along with a message: surrender immediately and none shall be harmed. -More looting and pillaging -Now that the dragons are hatched, the bodyguards get to know them and bond with them, so that they will trust each other when they are being ridden

Few things that you missed New post: Twenty red minions go in with invis amulets, one at a time, to disable the barrier. Then, if that succeeds, twenty blue minions are sent in one at a time with invis amulets Ten golems are sent with elven masters (one elf for each golem) separately in ten groups, to loot and pillage and take prisoner

-The cows are told to breed, with fifty elves being assigned as cow elves. They are to wander around and get fat, and breed. -Jen sends green minions to disable the generators in the citadel, using their stealthyness and invis amulets. -The three hundred new dwarves are armed with the standard dwarven attire by the smiths, and are sent to find the largest town they can possibly find, with their elven general and five golems -The workers cook the dragon meat and have a big feast, inviting people from all around the area. These people are then forced to join Jen's army

It keeps the game moving :P

I didn't want to speed up the growth. It's fast enough for me. The tank is tested Cows are bred Humans, Dwarves, and Elves are bred Minions search for settlements to destroy. When one is found, two golems are sent to pillage and destroy it, looting it and taking prisoners Ents drop acorns, hopefully leading to more ents later Miners search for adamantite again, until there is enough to plate the armor for the bodyguards Workers start building an impressive castle Scouts try to find a few more brown and smithy hives, so that Jen can have her elves start additional hives

Speed what up?

Jen has her bodyguard practice with long sticks resembling their spears, as well as getting them to practice commanding stuff. (Btw, how many actions until the dragons are decently grown?) Jen checks on smithy to see how tank is going Jen checks if golems are working again Jen has her workers skin the dragon for its leather, and gets them to make padding for all the warriors, starting with Jen and the bodyguards Jen has miners try to find more adamantite, which will be used to plate the armor of the bodyguards Jen summons fifty reds, twenty greens, and thirty browns. She sends the greens with invis amulets to sneak into the citadel and disable the generator.

Oh, remember that time in the second dungeon when I accidentaly tripped over the tripwire that everyone saw before, and I washed everyone down a waterfall? :) Then there was that time when someone blew up that freakin generator thing and killed almost everyone.