Retech

Well...since you fell for several minutes, I guess that entire episode counts as five.

Jumping to your own death in a comical and hilarious fashion: priceless.

Well the players will give a direction to the game, so you'll never have to direct the game. Dungeoneering, most of the time the players move things along.

I was not trying to hurt you. Generally freezing someone in a solid block of ice doesn't necessarily mean that I was going to kill. Ice shards are level one nooby spells, so they don't count as killing. They are just for area of effect damage against people. Oh, why don't you try teleporting the demon to another dimension?

I don't think I destroyed Exile. I accidentally led Caster's army to destroy Exile. I guess that sorta counts too. -Umbra That was supposed to be a practice duel. Infact, that was a failure because you weren't supposed to harm each other. You just can't control your power. :P

Can you remind me of these duels? The only one I can remember is with Rocco, and that definitely was not a fair fight. I'd also like to remind you of the countless times you've died at the hands of the enviroment, compared to my triumphs (total destruction of Potsdell anyone?)

Is this still going on?

Balance of power, lol. Besides, who said that I don't already have a truly powerful creature under my control? Mwahahahahahaha -Pets Nex's head- I control...with tater tots!

Jen loots the dragon corpse for lots and lots of hide and bone, and some dragon life force. The cows breed and Jen is tended to by the elves. An incubator is made to make the eggs hatch faster Each bodyguard is assigned to take care of one dragon egg: one day they will learn to ride them

(Another game? This was only up for like two days :P)

Jen charges her red minions at the dragon, while she herself is hiding. She sends a messenger, giving the severely injured dragon one last chance to join her, or be destroyed. Ents lobs the stored boulders and beehives, as well as...a beehive in a boulder! Trebuchets launch giant rocks if dragon doesn't surrender Brown minions continue charging at the dragon Hundred elves fire their bows at the dragon The cannon for the tank is used to fire at the dragon, even if the tank itself is not done. (All of this only happens if the dragon refuses to join)

Oh, I see. Any chance you could roll on the distraction and the eggs seperately? The reason I used two was because if one failed, there would be the other.

Jen sacrifices twenty more cows, giving her a total of fourty red minions. She launches these one by one out of a catapult at the dragon. They are supposed to latch on and start stabbing it. Jen tries once again to make fake eggs and deliver them Jen tries to distract the dragon again, to the citadel Jen hides in the woods with her generals and bodyguard Jen tries to get the smithies to make the golems work again (This is the second or third time this was ignored, so please roll for this three times)

Messengers deliver the fake eggs to the mother Siege weapons and ballistas are built to prepare for the fight Jen starts storing mana if she can, for a powerful attack The smithies repair the golems, if they can't, then minions take control of the golems and override their life force with their own The giant ent prepares for combat by storing up boulders and bee hives Messengers run in the direction of the citadel to trick the mother dragon into thinking that the citadel is where Jen lives

I know, I'm sending messengers and distractions to the dragon.

Jen attempts to make ten fake eggs with red minions inside, so that they seem warm like real eggs. These are then given to the dragon to pacify it. Smithies try to get golems working again Jen hides with cave dwellers, along with everyone else Jen tries to distract the dragon, so that it tries to attack the citadel instead

Seven soul stealers, and one of each of the others. Jen sends a messenger to the dragon, blackmailing it to join her hoard, or she says she will destroy the eggs The reddies incubate the eggs, of which there are how many? (Hopes for ten, since I want one for each of the generals) Jen sends five groups of two golem to search for surrounding settlements and loot them. Beware of the Forsworn, mwahahahahahaha!

I thought the greens were invisible? Jen sacrifices twenty cows for twenty reds. She sends these one at a time with invis amulets to steal the eggs. Smithies continue working on the tank Elves are told to make a banner, which has been changed to a Polar Bear and an Iceberg Jen asks Bob how large a mother dragon is. Smithies start working on adamant spears (basically a spear with a curved end on the top) that can be held with one hand (They have ten bars of pure adamantium). Each will have a gem in it Jen asks Bob how gems affect weaponary EDITED!

Jen sends in the stealthy green minions with invis amulets just incase, to steal the eggs. When they get back to the lair with the eggs, Jen brings one egg back to the mother and tells her "if you don't join my forces, your little egg gets it!" Summary: Green minions with invis amulets try to steal eggs Jen threatens destruction of eggs if mother does not join her Cows try to breed Incubator built for dragon eggs Tank tested in the woods

Oooooh

I don't think you ever specified the population of the town that I enslaved. Remember that big one?

But I only sacrificed...two thousand people? I thought this had like ten thousand people in it. Oh well, time to find another large town.

I thought that I had a massive town that I could use for my bidding. Jen sends six of her golems, in three groups, to loot surrounding small settlements and take people prisoner Jen sends more scout parties to find dragon eggs, young dragons, or adult dragons Jen tells all her people to breed. If they won't, then...into a cup and the process goes from there Jen asks her town for any cows they have, so she can breed them and have them as food for a dragon

Summary Jen sends a messenger to try to find Grim's lair, with ten elves, asking for ten cattle, five of each sex Jen asks Bob what the heck a generator is Jen tells the smithies to make a total of ten tanks, sacrificing five hundred humans into smithies to make it go faster Jen sends scouts to try to find baby dragons or dragon eggs, or even a grown one Jen tells the cave dwellers to put adamentium plating (a thin layer) on the armor of the black guard