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Retech

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  1. Retech replied to Sheepish's topic in Falador Tavern
    It's a great game. Supremacy would be fun. When do you plan to play it?
  2. Retech replied to Earth's topic in Falador Tavern
    Summary: Jen sends fifty humans to be ritually sacrificed in the forest, to get fifty small ents (around eight feet tall or so). Jen sacrifices a hundred humans for a hundred smithies, hoping that this will finish the tank next turn Jen trains a thousand human militia for a one time assualt Jen gets trebuchets built around the citadel, starting the siege (how much damage will they take each action? I want to bust the wall) Jen gets some cave dwellers to start tunneling under the castle walls, so that it can collapse Jen asks all the humans to breed, as well as the elves and the dwarves, and the ent should go and plant magical seedlings
  3. Retech replied to Earth's topic in Falador Tavern
  4. Retech replied to Earth's topic in Falador Tavern
    Jen sacrifices ten humans from the village, to summon 5 greens and 5 blues. She then asks Bob, "what do they do?" Meanwhile, she checks on the progress of the tanks. The 50 elves are commanded to go into the forest and try to find ents that they can convince to join Jen.
  5. We're not feuding. It's called friendly rivalry. Besides, who wouldn't want a really powerful beast? Anyways Icu, I could heal it and then run the hell away. The demon would start munching on people, and I could go around looting the corpses of merchants. :P --- Nex, I have a better reward that that Halberd, which you may have if you pass me that life crystal (not keeping it, part of the task) and complete the task I assign for you.
  6. Hmmm...if it's wounded...I can nurse it back to health and have a personal attack dog...Of course it COULD kill me, but that would be a necessary risk, having a demon stronger than Grim's Daemon prince. :P
  7. Yes, a golem could defeat a demon that basically pushed a Daemon Prince with the swipe of its claw. Yep, I feel real safe about that.
  8. Oh Mather, can you give me the thing that I can copy and paste into my siggy? The "Imma Charging Malaysia?" I tried replying, but the thread was locked.
  9. Lol, that is going on my siggy.
  10. Retech replied to Earth's topic in Falador Tavern
    Says I got the blue one
  11. Retech replied to Earth's topic in Falador Tavern
    When you get back, I will marshal my forces for an awesome attack on the citadel. Maybe I can rally the ents. :P GRIMSMASH!
  12. Retech replied to Earth's topic in Falador Tavern
    (I thought I had a really large town, so couldn't I support a thousand soldier militia? I wasn't going to use it all the time, just for the attack on the citadel.) Jen splits her forces into four groups, each led by two elven generals, with 25 elves, 25 dwarves, 5 humans, and 5 golems. Firstly scouts look for hives. Then as soon as one is found, one of the groups is dispatched to the hive. They are to read the demand of surrender, before attacking with their golems first and then the rest of their forces, should the defenders not agree to the surrender. It's hoped that at least four hives will be found and retrieved. (I have to go now, but can you please roll for that? Basically each of the four groups will hopefully find a hive and loot it) The thousand human soldiers are trained, in preperation for the one time assualt on the citadel. --- Jen also puts the soul stealer gem onto the ent.
  13. Retech replied to Earth's topic in Falador Tavern
    Nuh-uh, blackguards need at least 4 ranks in hide skill. And any evil alignment. Heheh. What game are you referring to? Besides, I am evil. :P
  14. Retech replied to Earth's topic in Falador Tavern
    Jen demands that they breed, since she needs this "black guard" force. Meanwhile, Jen commands the miners to dig for the power mineral. She asks the smithies to make steel equipment sets for a thousand humans. Then she goes into town and gets a thousand of the strongest humans to start training in preperation for a grand campaign. Jen sends some more scout forces to find a minion hive, and asks Bob how much more she needs to get to the citadel.
  15. Retech replied to Earth's topic in Falador Tavern
    Jen personally goes into the hive with her bodyguard only, to retrieve the miners hive and anything else in it. Meanwhile, she requests that the fifty strongest elves breed, the fifty strongest dwarves breed, and the fifty strongest humans breed. Their children shall be raised from birth to be vicious killing machines! Meanwhile, the elves go into the forest and sacrifice fifty humans, trying to create fifty small humanoid ents to be controlled. These aren't like large ents, so hopefully they won't need a gem for controlling.
  16. Retech replied to Earth's topic in Falador Tavern
    Jen sends in one general with twenty dwarves, twenty elves, and five steel golems to the hive. They are commanded to demand total surrender. If that doesn't work, then the golems are sent in first, followed by the rest of em, to kill the leaders and retrieve the hive and anything useful. Meanwhile, Jen sends a scouting party to search for more gems. Meanwhile, Jen asks the smithies at the blast furnace to make lots and lots of steel bars. (How many per action, might I ask?)
  17. Retech replied to Earth's topic in Falador Tavern
    Jen sends scouts to try and find more minion hives. The goal is to find more than one group of minion hives, so she can hit them in a row. Jen also asks her smiths how the tank progress is coming along.
  18. Retech replied to Earth's topic in Falador Tavern
    Jen places a water orb gem, a bee nest gem, and a boulder gem in the ent's hands. She puts nine more in its body, three for physical armor, three for magical armor, and three greens for repair wounds. Then she puts four more gems in the ent's head, to control it. Does that work? Afterwards, the ent starts lobbing boulders at the citadel. Jen wonders if she could just wait and have the citadel destroyed by nightfall.
  19. Retech replied to Earth's topic in Falador Tavern
    I thought you just said that the ent benefited greatly from the ritual. Anywho, Jen asks more about the different kinds of gems she has.
  20. Retech replied to Earth's topic in Falador Tavern
    Jen puts a gem in the ents head, hopefully not changing its color. She also puts a gem to make it resistant to fire in its body. Then the ent is sent to the outskirts of the citadel with the trebuchets, where it is given the task of lobbing several ton boulders at the citadel. (Does this do any damage?) The trebuchets fire smaller rocks at the citadel, though still large. Meanwhile, Jen sends five minions to search for more minion hives.
  21. Retech replied to Earth's topic in Falador Tavern
    Jen asks Bob if sacrificing the people will benefit the ent. If it does, then Jen tells that the elves can either sacrifice the people or sacrifice some of themselves. They are told that since elves are stronger than humans, they wouuld have to choose amongst themselves on who to sacrifice, if they don't sacrifice the people when Bob says it will benefit the ent. She also asks Bob if the ent can walk.
  22. Retech replied to Earth's topic in Falador Tavern
    It's just that you forgot a few things about the tank and stuff. About your post, does that mean that I will eventually have a hundred-two hundred foot freakishly strong ent with magical powers? :D
  23. Retech replied to Earth's topic in Falador Tavern
    Jen rounds up 700 or so civilians of the town (the town is big, right?) and brings them back to her lair. They are set to work farming and building a community there, hopefully making it an industrial center. Meanwhile, the 100 elves at the lair begin trying to magically create a massive tree, hopefully towering a hundred feet into the air. They try to make it strong and infuse it with the gems they have collected so far, making its roots strong, its trunk strong, and its branches thick. After that, if it's possible, five hundred of the civilians are slaughtered and their life energy is put into the tree, hopefully allowing it to become a very powerful ent. The ent will be cared for by ten of these elves, who will be its caregivers. Meanwhile, Jen has developed a design for the tank. It will be powered magically, and the ammo will be created on the spot by a mage, before being fired out using force magic. She passes it along to the smiths, who fix the design up and begin construction of the tank. Jen's army begins constructing trebuchets (large siege weapons) outside the citadel and start loading them with massive ice balls several yards in radius that Jen makes, before having them fired at the citadel.
  24. Retech replied to Earth's topic in Falador Tavern
    Jen finds two mana objects and one health object within the hive area. Jen and her army ride out for the largest town in the area, the one which I believe killed her family. In her army, there are 100 elven spearmen, 100 dwarven axemen, 30 human soldiers, twenty golems, sixty browns, ten red minions, and her armored command center (her demon bear). Ontop of her armored demon bear is an outpost, where Jen, her ten bodyguards, and the pyromaniac minions stand. When she reaches the largest town, she demands that it surrender to her forces, or prepare to be destroyed.

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