Went to a Diwali celebration...bunch of drunk, old Indian men breathing cigarette smoke in my face and saying weird shit they think is meaningful, and old Indian women saying I've gotten taller.
I am curious who in their right mind would invent those. They look like over-sized prize ribbons, but the exception is that nobody wins. Cracked seems to be releasing new articles later. Usually they're up by 6, but recently they haven't been posting as early. It's throwing off my whole morning routine.
Who would tell you that? When you see someone who's flying for the first time, wait for the captain to introduce himself and say, "Oh man, not this guy!".