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K4ylan

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  1. I want snow. We go crazy when there's frost on the ground because it only happens once every 5-10 years or so.
  2. Especially when you're at an important part and you ask them to wait. Then they stand there impatiently, like you should be done in two seconds.
  3. K4ylan

    Today...

    Went to a Diwali celebration...bunch of drunk, old Indian men breathing cigarette smoke in my face and saying weird shit they think is meaningful, and old Indian women saying I've gotten taller.
  4. You forgot an apostrophe and a question mark. "Whos there" makes it sound like you're a psychic.
  5. Actually when I was in eighth grade, this kid ran around a corner and crashed into an open locker. Started bleeding like crazy. It was pretty awesome.
  6. I am curious who in their right mind would invent those. They look like over-sized prize ribbons, but the exception is that nobody wins. Cracked seems to be releasing new articles later. Usually they're up by 6, but recently they haven't been posting as early. It's throwing off my whole morning routine.
  7. I just have a toolbar for bookmarks, because I'm too lazy to manually type in every site I go to. And my home is Gmail. Everyone has their preferences
  8. Harpies don't approve of discrimination. (Unless they're short-winged harpies)
  9. K4ylan

    Today...

    Who would tell you that? When you see someone who's flying for the first time, wait for the captain to introduce himself and say, "Oh man, not this guy!".
  10. The question isn't if you should finish the first chapter, it's what will happen to you if you don't [/thinly-veiled threat]
  11. Seriously...a mute kid for talking? That's just [bleep]ing cruel.
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