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At least it's more creative than other FB cliches like the camera picture in your bathroom mirror. Not when every phone made in the last two years has an "Upload to Facebook" button somewhere. That seems like it could be a problem for people that take nude photos of themselves.

who are you?

dubble post moar

I'd find it weird if someone came by and took care of my clothes for me.

Zaaps, fill those last 6 spots on the harpy list.

not rare enough 3/3

This is why you never leave your clothing unattended. At least you know how to wash your clothes. Most of the guys in my school still have their parents do it.

I thought the constipation cape would be all brown.

Impressive

I think if all other blogs we're merged, we'd still have a higher post count in ~6 months.

that would involve making sure no one posts at all in other blogs. inb4Qmergesallblogs.

New goal: Keep ISE at either the first or second spot on Blogscape.

Aren't you still in 7th grade?

They're still updating Marble Hornets after almost 3 years.

^I had to read that sophomore year. Didn't really like it.

I want snow. We go crazy when there's frost on the ground because it only happens once every 5-10 years or so.

Especially when you're at an important part and you ask them to wait. Then they stand there impatiently, like you should be done in two seconds.

Went to a Diwali celebration...bunch of drunk, old Indian men breathing cigarette smoke in my face and saying weird shit they think is meaningful, and old Indian women saying I've gotten taller.

You forgot an apostrophe and a question mark. "Whos there" makes it sound like you're a psychic.

Actually when I was in eighth grade, this kid ran around a corner and crashed into an open locker. Started bleeding like crazy. It was pretty awesome.

Our wings need a break Greens.

Foresight + Dynamic punch

I am curious who in their right mind would invent those. They look like over-sized prize ribbons, but the exception is that nobody wins. Cracked seems to be releasing new articles later. Usually they're up by 6, but recently they haven't been posting as early. It's throwing off my whole morning routine.

faster than chrome, sign me up.

I just have a toolbar for bookmarks, because I'm too lazy to manually type in every site I go to. And my home is Gmail. Everyone has their preferences