My freshmen chem teacher is from the south and has a heavy accent. So he would pronounce "Ice tea" as "Ass Tea". Needless to say, we also got his to say "Ice cream" a few times. If only there was some way we could get him to say "shaved ice".
**not stolen from Zaaps siggy** Yeah, I'm all about my priestness, Killing all these penguins you would swear I had a hit list, Did bad things to Armorare and now my [harpy] itches, And Green and had said I touched him but he ain't got a witness. (I did)