K4ylan

All those people are the same anyway.

K4ylan, Zaaps1, MrGreens, Vezon_Dash, Sir_Squab, Hedgehog, and a Guest....Let the fun begin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_dNkf6uFZIs#t=11s

Go recruit this guy Zaaps

Changed to 96 because :(. HF #97: The art of flight is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. Harpies have to aim at the moon to achieve this. I changed your from 114 to 14, because that seemed easiest . So 96 is still open. My facts not good enough for you? Also, which numbers aren't taken? I think I added everyone's? Check my original post to see which numbers aren't taken. Fact 99: NPS

Basically, unless we actually post real porn or conduct a hate crime against a physical group of people on this blog, most of the forum rules can be stretched regarding "quality posts". Of course I'll need some confirmation from Q.

I've added everything from Post 6594 and down.

6. K4ylan will change the number of your facts if you don't get shit right.

Fact 46: There's only 100 facts [harpie]s....

Our lights go from red to amber/orange to green to multicoloured disco party. Yeah, I figured it was the way we named the middle color. Yellow here, but my color blindness cannot distinguish yellow from bright green or orange sometimes, which sucks. <_< Green lights are supposed to have blue lights mixed in, and red lights are supposed to have orange lights mixed in to help colorblind people.

I won't add anything for another 5 hours.

^ Both of you renumber your shit. Only numbers 1-100; and 100 was already taken Greens. Click the bottom pic in my signature to see the list.

Aaaaaannnnd, it's over.

Where do we view the updates list?

Just a heads up, I'm going to bed and won't update the list until ~1:00 PST. The last fact I added was #30. Please try to include the word fact in your post. (i.e. "fact xx: blah blah blah"). It makes it easy to search for when I get back.

memorable quotes relating to harpies. Btw, 69 is taken.

So brilliant :thumbup: I actually got the idea from Zaaps sig.

After reading Fact #10, I had to make this. Refreshing should generate a new fact. I'll try to keep it up to date.

I have 607posts on this blog. Armorare has 604. It's been a good run. I'm proud of our little Time Lord

THE OFFICIAL HARPY SEX POSITIONSFACTS LIST 0. wat (Sonniku) 1. The Penguins must die. (Squab) 2. Penguins were former polar harpies that fell because they chose to abide by the rules of society. Also, they lost their wings and just suck hard. (Armorare) 3. [harpie] (LTK) 4. Swallowing is not only recommended, but mandatory. (K4ylan) 5. WTF (Greens) 6. K4ylan will change the number of your facts if you don't get shit right. (K4ylan) 7. Ambler is a dual TheRapist and Therapist. (Ambler) 8. Don't forget the HF, EVER (Zaaps) 9. The Harpie Blog is better than all other blogs combined. (LTK) 10. I <3 K4ylan for all the siggy updates and fact updates. (LTK) 11. TIF will one day fall under complete harpie control. (LTK) 12. LTK's bank has never exceeded 23k, nor will it ever. (LTK) 13. It is believed Harpies and Trolls have a common ancestor. Obvious harpies are better because they have better looks *and* can fly. (Armorare) 14. Tip.it Forum Rules describe the warping of spam around harpies via multiple differential equations. (Quyneax) 15. Don't struggle when being surprised kidnapped adopted. (Greens) 16. Harpies thrive in power outages (Zaaps) 17. Next time, use lubricant [/hindsight] (K4ylan) 18. When in doubt, [harpy]. (LTK) 19. All major religious figures had am association with harpies, some being half-harpy themselves. (Armorare) 20. Harpies don't xp-waste; they xp-gorge. (Armorare) 21. Blackjack (LTK) 22. Armorare started this whole pointless list of Harpy Facts with his tell-all book "Eat. Cracked. Faap.", so complain to him. (Armorare) 23. K4ylan once trusted Armorare the keys to his car and his wife. Guess who crashed one vehicle and wrecked the other? (Armorare) 24. Harpies and Pokemon go great together (and awesome sex). (Armorare) 25. Harpy timelords think regenerating is reliving puberty, mid-life crisis, and an identity crisis all at once. (Armorare) 26. Harpies > The World (Greens) 27. Green is shit at farming. (LTK) 28. Because of Tripsis, Harpies have a Skittle shortage and must use M&Ms. (Armorare) 29. DON'T MESS WITH THE JANITOR. (Greens) 30. 99% of people who read this blog will explode before reading the whole thing. (LTK) 31. 90% chance you're refreshing this just to read the facts over and over, instead of clicking the link for the whole list. (Armorare) 32. If you're not clam, you're angry. (Mere/Hedgehog) 33. Ambler didn't know he could click this image to see all the facts. However, he did know that it secretly lures you into the Harpy blog. (Ambler) 34. If it exists, there's harpie porn of it (Squab) 35. Harpies and Lamias are known for making sex games out of the idiotic adventurers and slayers they come across. (Armorare) 36. Cracked.com is the most popular site preferred among harpies, second to Tip.it and sometimes Runescape. (Armorare) 37. Fact 36 was fact 236 in a past life. (Alg) 38. If you are reading this, you are probably being watched. (Cow) 39. Harpies never contradict themselves. (K4ylan) 40. Harpies may sometimes contradict themselves. (K4ylan) 41. If someone's playing a recorder, a harpy kidnaps them and makes them learn the flute, a more cool instrument. (Armorare) 42. Zombie orgies on Tuesday. (Saradomin Mage) 43. Harpies have way too much time on their hands (K4ylan) 44. MLP is accepted, but by no means required. (K4ylan) 45. School gets in the way of harpy time. (K4ylan) 46. There's only 100 facts. (K4ylan) 47. K4ylan says there are 100 facts because he cannot count past 100. (Armorare) 48. Ambler never quits. (Ambler) 49. Harpies cannot lose, and their opponents cannot win. (Squab) 50. The owners of the harpie blog hold no responsibility for any mental or physical scarring caused by this blog. (LTK) 51. Kangaroos, like Penguins, were former harpies. We still like Kangaroos because they're Australian. (Armorare) 52. "Harpy Divebomb" is the only harpy term to mean both a sexual move *and* the name of a drink. (Armorare) 53. Most harpies are actually unable to count beyond this fact number. (Cow) 54. [bleep] you, Cow. (Mere/Hedgehog) 55. Harpies don't have slaves; they do prisoners. (Armorare) 56. Anyone can be kidnapped willingly join the Harpies. Except penguins. (K4ylan) 57. The Harpy pack is divided into flocks of 32 or less. All harpies are still equal. (K4ylan) 58. The Harpy List was first in LTK's signature, then in K4ylan's. It now resides in Zaaps' OP. (K4ylan) 59. Pokémon is the game of kings harpies. (Greens) 60. Pandemic 2 is the Harpy training grounds. (K4ylan) 61. And on the 8th day, God created the harpies. (Zaaps) 62. And on the 9th day, God regretted it. (K4ylan) 63. According to Armorare, harpies like hand-to-hand sex. (K4ylan) 64. Get under me. (LTK) 65. Because racecar (Monk) 66. Armorare's a trendsetter. (Armorare) 67. Sonikku actually set the trend first. (K4ylan) 68. According to Jagex, P2P has priority on trendsetting (Armorare) 69. The power is within the talons. (Zaaps) 70. Fyi, ladies dig the talons. (LTK) 71. Zaapdos is the best Pokémon. (Squab) 72. Nex is a harpy. (Squab) 73. The amount of harpies is directly proportional to the inverse amount of non-harpies multiplied by 10 (Killerred) 74. People who visit our harpy nest eventually get to the point of asking themselves, "What the [bleep] is going on?". This most likely happens within the first ten minutes of entering. (LTK) 75. Ambler has never played/owned a Pokémon game. (Ambler) 76. Ambler will be forced to download and complete every Pokémon game right now. (K4ylan) 77. Harpies are good Dungeoneers. (Armorare) 78. It is always Super Effective. (K4ylan) 79. Armorare has too many obsessions. (Armorare) 80. In his life, Steven Irwin managed to tame all but two creatures: Sting Rays and Harpies. You know the sting ray story, but when he tried to tame a harpy, that harpy tamed him back. *hint* *hint* (Armorare) 81. The iceberg in Titanic was actually the plotting of both two harpies who overheard claims of an unsinkable ship; they accepted the challenge and won. (Armorare) 82. Harpies have two different interpretations of "spreadsheets": non-xp wasting and bunyip-related memes. (Armorare) 83. Harpies make good remixes of Eminem songs. (LTK) 84. Harpies taught the Romans how to party in the ancient times, so it's more like "When in Rome, do it like a Harpy." (Armorare) 85. Certain books exist because harpies made manuals for Cleopatra on the (useful) art of seduction. (Armorare) 86. What is Amnesia? A: Memory loss, A: Memory loss, or 4: Ambler's lame joke? (Ambler) 87. What is Amnesia? A: Memory loss, A: Memory loss, or 4: Ambler's lame joke? (Ambler) 88. When a harpy hits 88 MPH, they can pull of time travel, which only a select few can pull off. The only exception is Armorare, who is the Harpy Timelord. (Armorare) 89. Double posting may occur often. (K4ylan) 90. Double posting may occur often. (K4ylan) 91. Ambler's dungeoneering level. (Ambler) 92. They serve grilled cheese sandwiches at In-n-Out. It's pretty damn delicious. (K4ylan) 93. According to post #94 on ISE, LTK originally had a 50k bank. (K4ylan) 94. Faap. Faap Everywhere. (Saradomin Mage) 95. Doesn't matter; had sex with Rainbow Dash. (Vezon) 96. K4ylan likely thinks Armorare was born and stuck with a trollface. (Armorare) 97. The art of flight is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. Harpies have to aim at the moon to achieve this. (Quyneax) 98. A harpy can pick all three starter pokemon in a game. (Armorare) 99. NPS (K4ylan) 100. Harpies are kidnapped, not recruited. (K4ylan)

HI POWERPEOPLE

I also change my Avatar and Signature every week/fortnight too. Just chill'n home. got today and Wednesday off. Every fortnight? Hell I don't even change my pants that many times. I don't even wear pants for that long!

Haha, what's wrong with the profile pic? No duck face, no visible camera. at leest ShE ddnt spiel lyK dis.

Never been to Cracked and hopefully never will. And also, CB Victini is a true man. Just saying. I don't even think you're allowed on TIF without Cracked on your bookmarks and the logo tatooed on your genitals.