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K4ylan

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  1. I'm pretty sure Mere is the only Harpy authorized to fire missiles.
  2. That just means farther away from post 1. And closer to the end.
  3. K4ylan

    Today...

    I'm pretty sure the periodic table was created in that structure just for electron configuration, but I'm not sure.
  4. I come here in the morning hoping for civilized conversation and I get this. wut
  5. Nope, I don't have a reddit account. I just lurk.

  6. I think I know what you mean, but can you explain this?
  7. K4ylan

    Today...

    That's rough man. My brother's high school had a curse where at least one person a year would die, usually by a drunk driver (thank goodness it stopped after he graduated).
  8. No one's going to use bots today until they update them. And I feel no one's posting because they're all waiting for post 5000.
  9. Actually, Saru Runescapes too much. His blog would throw off the whole harpy swag that is ISE.
  10. Normally I'd wait for direct approval, but we need another artist to keep up with Tripsis and Armorare.
  11. I'm sorry, but you're the Ejaculator. But I'm sure we an add Amateur Harpy Impostor to your title.
  12. I believe you'll need to pick a job first. And someone recruit DV.
  13. Love the dancing/manly skipping http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otPxoVQiIGo
  14. K4ylan

    All the cool people have October birthdays <33333333333333

  15. Does this guy annoy anyone else? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03n1uHY80vM&feature=topvideos_mfh
  16. Hi ltk. Hi Johnny. If our one guest's name is Johnny, how many balls will he be trippin'?
  17. You could also turn the phone around and use the reflection to see your phone, taking the picture without the camera in the shot.
  18. Once there was a harpie who had a magical sex organ that was larger than ltk's bank and he had tiny wings that couldn't kick Santa's ass. The end was neigh for Rudolph who clearly had a red nose and little confidence. "Hello there Armorare," said Rudolph as Zaaps looted his swiss bank account. "Wtf you [harpie]," Rudolph noticing that zaaps had little sexymonkeys in his deep back pockets, took out his oversized piece of bio-medically engineered chocolate and gave it to obt. He got his swag up in Kelsey and was like "wanna rub my non-harpie fake wing?" Kelsey just wanted to play RuneScape. Obt just lost the game trololol. Sadly the harpies decided to kill nex and her four robed [non-harpies]. Nex then dropped three harpy babies. those babies were Zaaps 2, Armorare 2, and Ke$ha. Next, Nex crowned greens king but couldn't because he was farming. But then greens realized that farming was for [garden tools] and really expensive. if only armorare would have sex then harpies would be able to faap the world and Squab would suck mere's dick which would be epic and mere would orgasm all over the tip forums. It felt like Christmas. Until Tripsis suddenly joined the fray, I know now that I am a harpie, even though I keep losing the magic potato of green's first creation, The Great Gatsby. Just then, a wild Kimberly appeared! With a powerful ring to rule the entire world and a masterball containing exotic lolita dresses. She turned to Tripsis to pick her favorite dress. Now wielding a magic spoon full of chocolate, she decided it was time for Sonikku to get laid by a shark. After a very painful session of pin the tail on the K4ylan, Green blew up in 4 pieces. Mere ejaculated ferociously but got distracted by the pretty colours of the Faap Cannon as it charged up and fired amourously. Sadly he had Zaaps picking his yellow ball filled with Cadbury Creme Garlic Bratwurst Sausages. Mere got off that hot pony and sang Winter into a kinky microphone that looked like a whip. If only Zaaps had acquired gratuitous clothing to make sexy reccis out thin air...what a sexy thought. It gave LTK 91 range and Zaaps failed and i want big booty [bleep]es yeah. Little [bleep]es get [bleep]ed, we don't want no skinny
  19. Once there was a harpie who had a magical sex organ that was larger than ltk's bank and he had tiny wings that couldn't kick Santa's ass. The end was neigh for Rudolph who clearly had a red nose and little confidence. "Hello there Armorare," said Rudolph as Zaaps looted his swiss bank account. "Wtf you [harpie]," Rudolph noticing that zaaps had little sexymonkeys in his deep back pockets, took out his oversized piece of bio-medically engineered chocolate and gave it to obt. He got his swag up in Kelsey and was like "wanna rub my non-harpie fake wing?" Kelsey just wanted to play RuneScape. Obt just lost the game trololol. Sadly the harpies decided to kill nex and her four robed [non-harpies]. Nex then dropped three harpy babies. those babies were Zaaps 2, Armorare 2, and Ke$ha. Next, Nex crowned greens king but couldn't because he was farming. But then greens realized that farming was for [garden tools] and really expensive. if only armorare would have sex then harpies would be able to faap the world and Squab would suck mere's dick which would be epic and mere would orgasm all over the tip forums. It felt like Christmas. Until Tripsis suddenly joined the fray, I know now that I am a harpie, even though I keep losing the magic potato of green's first creation, The Great Gatsby. Just then, a wild Kimberly appeared! With a powerful ring to rule the entire world and a masterball containing exotic lolita dresses. She turned to Tripsis to pick her favorite dress. Now wielding a magic spoon full of chocolate, she decided it was time for Sonikku to get laid by a shark. After a very painful session of pin the tail on the K4ylan, Green blew up in 4 pieces. Mere ejaculated ferociously but got distracted by the pretty colours of the Faap Cannon as it charged up and fired amourously. Sadly he had Zaaps picking his yellow ball filled with Cadbury Creme Garlic Bratwurst Sausages. Mere got off that hot pony and sang Winter into a kinky microphone that looked like a whip. If only Zaaps had acquired gratuitous clothing to make sexy reccis out thin air...what a sexy thought. It gave LTK 91 range and Zaaps failed and i want big booty [bleep]es yeah. Little [bleep]es get
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