Earth

"that makes sense how dude?" i ask as i walk twords the distant volcano.

how should i know? im only second year french.

"no, god dangit. im busy." i say to the strange man while i patch up the dragons eye. the dragon then flies off. "why would i care? its not like its of much importance.." i say as i walk out of the cave.

thought it was a parody off of grims name.

(ah, okay.i meant you seem to be hitting on Ieys charecter.)

how can i give you tips if i cant translate?

well, when this campaign is over, i will have the.. oh. no, i wont. sorry.

(mather, nothing like that unmentionable time in d'neering, where we had a huge amount of posts bashed off the thread.)

i8 know some french, but not enough to translate.

one dragon got shot in the eye. imthanking you for getting ross off me.

err.. im still going for assasin. so.. after this running about in the floundering dead, can i ave my prestige campaign?

"er... thanks for getting the crazy person off me." i say as stay standing. (i was standing up dude, how the eff was your charecter still thinking i was out?) "maybe i should get more weapons then a few poisons and good boxing lessons. " i say, as i walk over to the injured dragon, and remove the arrow from its eye.

sere? your image is jsut the warning sign saying that there siggy broke the rules.

NO! NO SPARKLY! evil twilight vamps must never get past the barrier! NEVER! anyway, on a more sane note, ive woken up. no one trtied to turn me over, which would have explained a huge amount. i kinda landed on a big rock.. "ugh.. my head... AND my shoulder.." i say as i shakily get up. "oi, you mind telling me WHY YOUR TRYING TO KILL MY FRIENDS?" yell when i realize theres still a crazed swordsman and a hunter with dragon killer arrows in the cave.

sopam= a mispell for spam.

(err, i took a dragon piercing arrow into the shoulder, and fell unconious. then everyones trying to wake me up. im still unconcious.) i musmble something about cheese, and then go deeper into unconciousness.

rage mode. i havent posted much today. im slipping. usually i ace the top posting for days. WAY TOO MUCH SLIPPAGE! MUST SOPAM POST. (not)

so.. horribly wrong.. those two statements... mature and faly tavern? please. we are respectable RPers, and although we are very imatture, we will not be standing for crazy comments. (well, way crazy comments)

eh.. ill head into the burrow. i like being under ground.

oh? i was on the lava flow, got my leg burned off, healed it, and now im trying to track the evil ivory mage. who is the One. because i want to shoot him.

... well, this is just a disaster waiting to happen. wats it going to take? 5 more mins, and then all hell breaks loose?

so mather, no guns! im still unconcious. ffs.

i head up the mountain, following the path of the ivory mage.

(yes.. but he jsut took a dragon hide piercing arrow from a magic bow. i dont think one would wake up very quickly after that. and u want to see the reactions.)

(redid the test, actually reading the directions carefully (was tired last time i did it) and got a 21 for the book charecter. also, i cant do anything unless retech or grim post, scince i am out of action. and the reason why my charecter got hit was the fact that he doesnt have uber reflexes. he doesnt wear armor. he was charging into the arrows path. putting those things together, he got hit, and was knocked out.)