Nexaduro

Session soon?

Same here. I'm with the theater/genius/gossip cliques. They're the only ones who don't think of me as a nimrod because I act more nonsensical than Earthsage and less intelligent than Poseidon. I'm really quite a smart individual, but I like to maintain my little illusions. They're habitual now, and school society would just force me right back into my little niche if I tried to change. Besides, ignorance is bliss, which makes me the happiest person in many a classroom.

Rocco, probably. Ross, I'm not close to being that good. All I know is that there are a few places to hit someone that will keep them from hitting you back for a bit, and that my pain resistance isn't too bad. I'm not really a fighter, I've never really had an occasion to be, I've just acted on instinct in the past. The whole "redirecting force" thing is one of the coolest things a person can learn IMHO, because it gives you a very real feeling of power to be able to turn with a blow and bring it right back at the person. Finally, in terms of fitness, I am not exactly a prime specimen. The only reason I'm not fat is because I walk to and from school, play DDR, and have a good metabolism. I am, however, a fairly large person.

Are we having a session today? If so, when?

I have a duct-tape-padded cutip-shaped quarterstaff! Plus I would kick the arse of anyone without significant skill in martial arts in unarmed combat, judging by the last times I actually "fought." I've managed to hit several people in their pressure points, kick a guy in the crotch, get kicked in the aforementioned area and remained standing, been hit with a full-force chop to my spine and not flinched (hurt like hell though), and I've flipped one particular individual over my shoulder and onto his back while he was (as a demonstration, to prove he could beat me) holding me bent over with a hand pressing down the small of my back and the other holding my arms. It is fun! Also, there are two girls, Doom and Iey. And I just realized that Iey is the oldest one in the Tavern. She could probably beat the crap out of all of us. :unsure:

I shall use the attic as my lookout post. Just wait until I get a scope for my beebee gun!

Is that an actual MTG card? I know they make joke cards. Fallen Star is currently in hiatus because I am lazy.

We continuing this anytime soon?

Soldiers of Napta Pie?

Oh, and I incinerated a cornfield and nearly got killed when Tairn accidentally forced the child Earth killed to become possessed.

2025 anyone?

Kemios, we can escape the volcano, just give the stuff to the Ivory Mage that I'm with. If we destroy the volcano we stop the armies and win.

Kemios is in the underworld? KEMIOS!!! PUT THE STUFF AROUND THE VOLCANO!

Short session after D'neering?

Woooow Mather. Bad idea. I carry Tairn with me, flying across the river of lava. I then fly back, pick up the Ivory Mage, and help him to go across normally. If he starts to slip going across, I flap my wings to bring us the rest of the way.

Ah, great. I send a message to Hakon, telling him to stay in the clearing and raise his defences, and then I proceed to light the corn on fire. I take the demonslayer staff from Tairn and use allomancy to form my silver dust into a sharp barbed dart. I fly into the air, careful not to fly over the cornfield, and look for Hakon's golem and the Lich

Sorry, didn't understand that. I meant, can I destroy the cornfield? Update your reply please?

"No, I haven't. But I, I will. By the way, do you need that cornfield near the lava river?" I dissolve my polemace into a set of wings, pick up Tairn, and leap into the sky and travel to the edge of the cornfield.

No, Hakon, noooo! Corn fields are baaaad! I tell the villagers that the threat is over, and apologize for it.

I channel Iey and my healing power to heal the wound in my chest. (Iey wasn't doing anything when the session ended, and had the intention of healing me, so I assume this is acceptable.)

We've said it many times before, Mather, that armour is overrated.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Wonderful. Maybe you should try Styrofoamancy instead, though. Not sure how you could injure yourself with that.

Because getting incapacitated by a Liche with a frying pan while he's making breakfast is epic. Also, Mather, turning yourself incorporeal has NEVER been a good idea and you aren't that high level in lightning magic. Plus, how can a bolt of energy hold a human without frying them, much less hold them at all? Sorry, Earthsage, I just didn't want to have to kill an entire village because you have horrible aim. How much exp did you get during that campaign anyways? I'm a geomancer, falling boulders = no problem. Plus, when you make things that ridiculously unfortunate that often it just looks stupid. Earthsage, admittedly your mistakes aren't too horrible most of the time, but you could think things through just a bit more. And I really think you should stop using acid/poison magic, it's the main reason for most of your mistakes. Remember the Einherjarum Uber-Golem? I dropped it into a twenty foot pit which you tried to fill with acid and then jump down, which led to you being sealed under twenty feet of rock with an angry golem because my action was to trap it there. And then you tried to get out by turning yourself into a poisonous cloud, which would've killed you if you were strong enough to actually succeed. And how many times have you nearly suffocated yourself with poisonous gas? Three, maybe four?

WOOHOO! THANK YOU PAUL!