Nexaduro

Nooo! It must not be locked! Then how will I make sarcastic comments that can be instantly associated with the storyline you create?!

Hm, what would the Tzaar do if a suitcase fell into their volcano... And then caused a massive nuclear-level explosion?

Ooh, a Tavernian was first. Nice goin' Sere! No big surprise though. *ahem* I think the changes are fine... Not like I use the rest of the forum much anyways.

*cough cough* Erm... Miniboss? Not sure if I like where this is going. C'est la vie, just give me explosives and I'll be fine.

And then a grinning, blonde-haired young man with a suitcase...

Yup. He'll make it THAT MUCH HARDER WHEN HE TRIES TO KILL US. As Retech said, "Everything is a trap!" Aaaaaaand cue Admiral Akbar.

HEX! KILLKILLKILL!

Well, all I know about are the Liches, a bit about the Google and Demigod, the Golem, the other, smaller, Einherjarum Golem, Grim's time in that ice place, ICU's enslavement and recent capture, the Life Altar, the Infernal Forge, and... Well, that's about it.

D'arvit. But you can't really blame me... I knew nothing about any of those storylines except for the golem! I didn't even invite Grim to the underworld.

So, is this going to be making D'neering more thrilling? Make travel a bit more interesting and dangerous? I like it. BTW: Nice job causing the apocalypse, Grim.

Darn. This looks sweet. Good time to be an allomancer with silver dust!

Why not today? =)

Weapon: Jen's Demondeath Staff Armour: Allomantic Steel Plate w/ Wings Follower: None Other Items: Lodestone Bag of Silver Powder Roll of Troll Skin

Because Grim requested it.

Eheh, Mather, only two items can be taken with us. Two SMALL items I assume.

Retech, remember the "magic set" thing? Well, I can always give Rocco advice about... the item from... you know where... to distract him from taking our loot. :rolleyes:

Ooh, or the ticks could go berserk and swarm over Hakon! :thumbsup:

I beam it into place if he asks me.

Because I want you guys to see the post, and it might have been missed.

Good idea Grim. Yeah, I'll be there. Mather, you aren't exactly among the "best and brightest" of this game. You don't cause too many problems though, unlike the walking disasters we call Earth, Poseidon, and Hex. Personally, I'll be fine unless we come across a (relatively) safe opportunity to make a large explosion. (Remember the troll-chasm incident, where I ignited Earth's cloud of toxic gas? Or that fireball I tossed into the dynamite storage room?) A note to Rocco: Grim and I more than equal your power. I think that we are both good-minded enough to make sure the wealth is split as deserved. Of course, I also think that no-one would mind if you killed Earthsage, Poseidon, Hex, or maybe Mather. Oh, and did any of you read my list of current players where I gave all of you titles?

Today "soon," or eventually "soon?" I still like the idea, though. I think I'll take a bit of trollskin and dogspine. Personally, I think no one should be able to bring more than one piece of their armour, and maybe no epic weapons either. It should be small, simple stuff so there's an even playing field.

The corpse is burned to prevent reanimation, and the ashes are scattered into a live volcano. A few days later a grinning young blonde-haired man arrives at the volcano carrying a suitcase. His grin widens as he tosses the suitcase into the raging inferno, and then he disappears. Just in time, too, as a few moments later there is a massive nuclear-level explosion that kicks up lethal clouds of ash and a veritable sea of molten - and solid - rock. A few more days later, the same grinning young man announces the creation of the gravitational lock-on drive. He subsequently activates the massive one under the Earth's crust, causing it to be drawn towards Jupiter. As Earth approaches the Gas Giant, a massive amount of pure oxygen is pumped into Jupiter's atmosphere by an unknown force. The grinning young man suddenly appears floating through the upper regions of Jupiter's atmosphere and, fulfilling the purpose he was given by the God itself, lights a match. This is how much God dislikes you, Hex. :thumbsup:

Wait, what?

I leave the forest, go back to the village, apologize to the villagers that the witches are beyond my power and nearly killed me, and that I will be back later with Grim The Almost-But-Not-Quite Mad, Kemios The Feathered, Rocco The Opportunistic, Hakon The Less-Powerful-Than-He-Thinks-He-Is, Poseidon The Ignorant-And-Stupid, Earthsage The Worse-Than-Hakon-But-Not-As-Bad-As-Poseidon, Meguy The Titleless, and Icu The Shadowed And/Or Horribly Unlucky to cleanse the area of the witches. I then fly to Jen's mountain to visit the Transmog master.