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That's been me since like my second month. I'm too paranoid about ammo count to just hold down the trigger like that, though, even with ammo boxes. I'm not a fantastic shooter.

Many of my friends in high school were fairly stereotypical hipsters. They ranged from "pretty cool guy" to "dear lord man take a bath". That sounds like hippies, not hipsters. We have plenty of those (though they're mostly fairly clean).

I'm starting to think hipsters are a myth. I've met plenty of people who look like them, but none who act the part. Except when theatre kids try to act the part because, you know, that's what they do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jzJ5IYaWA&feature=related Best of the flamers, best of the blazers Doesn't like ya? Better pray That he don't try to raise ya To a fight he knows he'll win Dragon plate, it's your fate To take that gauntlet to the face Play your tune with your sax But on your lace he'll carve the notes With his dragon battleaxe WHAT

The Legend of Korra is a great show. The anti-benders have Faust-esque electrical power gloves. >.>

You're making that out to be ridiculously hard when they both are rather small tasks :rolleyes:. The first one only needs to be about two pages, and since a playscript is mainly dialogue you don't need to worry about description/metaphors and such. Just decide on a story and write it as a playscript, I made it for you to show you how easy it is. I didn't put much effort in, this is why the dialogue is cheesy. [hide] A fox and a wolf are in a zoo, they are seperated by some thin iron bars and each have some food in the corner. Fox: Don't eat me wolf! Wolf: Oh, I won't. I've been trained to be more friendly towards other animals. Besides, I just had my lunch! Fox: Haha, that is good. Wolf: So, do you want to get out of this zoo. Fox: Yes I would. Wolf: Okay, I have a plan: what we need to do is to wait till the zoo-keeper comes than we run out and head for the forest! Fox: Good idea. The two wolves wake up early, they see the zoo-keeper coming at them with a bucket full of [fish/meat/wolf-food] Wolf: Are you ready, Fox? Fox: Sure am! The zoo-keeper opens the door to the Fox and suddenly the Fox jumps over him and locks the door behind him. Fox opens the door for wolf and they both run to the forest as planned. Scene cuts to them fishing by a river. Wolf: This was a good idea, but that zoo-keeper was really nice to us and we don't have as much food as we did in the wild. We now have to work for our food. Fox: I like it, I feel really free Wolf: Yeah, haha me too. Fox: We're such a pair! Wolf: We sure are! Bear: I've been watching you two! Both the fox and the wolf look shocked, the bear smiles. Bear: In the forest, we all try to help everybody out. Here, have this fish. The bear throws a fish at the two. They both eat it quickly Fox & Wolf (in unison): Thankyou Bear! Bear: Call me Harold Fox & Wolf (in unison): Thankyou Harold! Bear: Let me introduce you to all the other animals, above me is bird Bird: Tweet Bear: To my left is turtle Turtle: (slowly) hellloooo..... Bear: And if you want, you're welcome to come to my house whenever you want for lunch! the bear smiles Wolf: We'll come today, actually. the bear frowns Bear: Oh, today. I'm pretty busy today. Wolf: Oh. Bear: Don't worry, I'll cancel my plans. Wolf: We don't want to impose. Fox: Yeah Bear: No, it's okay. I was just going to see the ballet with my wife but I'm sure she'll understand. Wolf: Good, I'm glad that's been sorted. Fox: Yeah! Bear: Hmmmm. Tortoise: Seeeeeemmsss gooooooood beeeeaaaaarr....... Bear: Yes, Tortoise. The animals make their way to bears house to have lunch Scene cuts to all the animals sitting around the table, the wife is looking dissapointed as is Bear. Bear smiles, regardless and serves them all some Duck A'laronge Wolf: Hmmm, this looks nice Bear. Bear: Thankyou. Fox plays with his fork and stares at it. Fox: I'm a vegan. Bear: Oh, sorry. Fox: Yeah, I can't eat this. Bear: I know, sorry I'll get you something else. Fox: Good, glad that's settled. Wolf: (whispering) He should have asked. Fox: (whispering) I know, how rude fo him. Bear: [shouting] there may be a wait, Fox. Fox: Oh. Bear: Sorry. Fox: Oh, that's okay. I'll just watch these people eat. Bear: I'm very sorry. Fox: Glad of it, doesn't make my meal come any quicker. Bear: Sorry, working on it now. Wolf: (whispering) I think we should just leave and go back to the zoo, I didn't realise people could be this rude. Fox: I agree, Bear is an idiot. Didn't even think to ask if I was a vegan. Wolf: Bear, look. This is embarrasing for you. You have been so rude to Fox. Fox bursts into tears Bear: I'm sorry, I didn't think to ask. Fox: (blubbering) How could you have not thought to ask you monster! Bear: I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Wolf: Let's just leave. Bear: Sorry, I'm so sorry. Fox: Bye. Tortoise: Iiii aaaamm leeeeaaaavvviiinnngggg toooooooo, Beaaaaaarrr. Fox: See, everybody is sick of your bullying Bear. Wolf: He was just trying to make a point, he's a bad animal. All of the animals leave, Bear is crying on the floor. As the animals change scene, you can briefly hear Bear's wife scolding him Wolf: You know, I think we've learnt something today. Although the grass sometimes looks greener on the other side. It isn't. [/hide] I see. The bear is quite clearly a representation of your father, who always tried to accommodate you as a child, but was simply unable to meet your high expectations. You, in turn, ran away on a regular basis, driving him further into despair. Tell me about your mother.

NEW TOPIC What do I do for my chemistry project? It can't be explosive, overly dangerous, or stupid. Otherwise, I have free reign.

You're a boring storyteller. <_<

Wonderful Nuzlocke avatar, Alg. Wonderful ponybeat remix, Earth.

I didn't think my armor would be stolen, and in my version of the story I got the Zweihander off of a German immigrant blacksmith. I say Archi should change it so I call in a debt from that big kingdom with all the countless suits of armour that we saved from an immortal dictator, to have them lend me a suit. And then I get the Zweihander like I said before. :D

Please flip off a policeman. See how he frowns upon you. If I flipped of a random policeman, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't even frown, but rather do this. :huh: I'm pretty sure he would arrest you, but by all means, test the theory.

I suggested some backstory to Archi for the intermediate weeks between last session and the next. It was somewhat optimistic, but he complained about the lack of fitting music and so provided this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_EApxM7WTo&feature=related I thought "Oh, that's a nice tune, I suppose things can have happy endings after all." Then And this replaces the former tune in my head: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q16PAMzk9TI&feature=relmfu Edit: Heh, looks like I was right to be a little bit apprehensive. But all's well that ends well. Looks like the route from now on will be more one of traditional Dark Heresy; I'm not the GM, but I think it would be for the best if our recently fallen comrades take up new mantles more befitting the Inquisition. I'm not sure what the guidelines might be, from what I understand I may well be a special case, but the Inquisitor I now serve under is somewhat more flexible than the norm.

Because of his hostile, cocky and condescending attitude. Welcome to real life? He could be much worse, he just plays to win.

Correction; Why do Mather, Earth, and Lei hate Dusty?

Why does everyone hate Dusty, anyways?

I assume it's something to do with ISE No one ever answered Blaze! 'A Blaze can do e-rants for good fictions, he is jogging kilt-less more now; other people question reason sayers, this understated version will x-out your zeal.' Which makes sense if you squint at it, sideways, reflected in a mirror. TNPW will post a picture of what they want to post rotated 90 degrees, flipped, and somewhat blurry/small/otherwise difficult to see. Just take a snip of the post preview screen and find an online image manipulator that can do that, should be easy.

A worthy foe. I quite like how that works with your avatar and signature.

Admiral Faust Holiday United States Pioneer of the F.I.C.U.S. combat system Psyche Profile: Honorable by intent, with terrible consequences. A mind as tangled as a wicker basket, and about as sharp. To be denied involvement in government project P-94XC.

Psionics :twss:

I think you mean lodestones. In other news: Woot, snowday! Now if only I were bodily sound enough to appreciate that.

Hey, don't blame me for getting the terminology slightly off, I actually came up with the whole thing at midnight and didn't bother double-checking it when I posted it. Mark of a great scientist.

Omnibus = all-being. Some people claim that God is everything, literally. Now thanks to Einstein's theory of relativity, we know two things, energy and mass are identical and transmutable. The only pure form of energy is momentum, something which we know (also thanks to the theory of relativity) is constant when measured omnidimensionally, this constant being c. To put these together: Mass = energy. -Energy = momentum. -Time = momentum. --Time + Energy = c. ---c = everything. ---God = everything. ----God = c Stop pretending to make useless and impossible to prove 'scientific discoveries.' It makes people dislike you.

"Guys, I'm going to call God c, trust me just go along with it and don't ask questions"

So you're calling God C? What an incredible breakthrough. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf2sjxi5LRg Or is it?

Memeologist. It's actually a thing. TNPW must post a less annoying, musical viral video. Preferably a YTP or something like HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA.