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And you have every right. But that is funny. Mom-"Hey Justin, want to help me fold clothes?" Me-"Not now Mom...doing homework." Mom-"[bleep] you then!" :blink: Ha. A lot of people are terrible though. Am I the only one who thinks people are fine as is? One or two anecdotes aren't a solid representation of a larger whole. Should I make a thread showcasing TIFs experiences with the denizens of earth? Should I make a thread showcasing TIFs elitist asshattery posts which makes them THINK they're superior in some form or another? If the things I heard typical people say in real life were half as intelligent as whats posted here, believe me I wouldn't be so attached to this place. The people on TIF ARE better than the general population, at least from what I've seen. true dat.

That's pretty amazing. If I could get cheap ice cream I'd be soooooooooo happy.

Such an amazing band, great to listen to while [a method of cooking potatoes].

Do you get free ice cream? I wish I had free ice cream.

Get your mom to iron your clothes, nothing classier than a nicely ironed pair of slacks.

I know for a fact that you can hallucinate off of marijuana, having had it happened to me on 4/20 this year, also, closed eye visuals are pretty easy to get if you've god good dope.

Well, it would certainly through me off. Which is the point I guess? So far I've stuck to the "are you nervous" game. Which is usually used after some amount of comfort has already been built. For those who don't know, you touch the person of interest starting at their shin and move up their leg, at every increment asking if they're nervous. i like playing it with my wingman first as a joke, then on the wing's target to test the water. ... I can't believe I blew it with the "new" girl. It's been like 2 weeks, and I've seen her once, and that was when I was with my ex. [bleep]in' stupid. Won't be making that mistake again, I tell you what. [This is the "kicking myself" stage of the failure]. I need to see her again. Gotta throw a party somewhere. somehow... just make sure if you throw a party to make [bleep] off signs, those signs keep people from breaking and stealing things. Also, the are you nervous game is for twelve year olds pal, I mean no offence, but you can do muuuuuch better than that. ALSO: things are good lady wise with me, der be [bleep]es errywhere.

My deodorant/antipersperant works quite well, it has a nice refreshing scent, and it keeps the pits dry for the most part.

I love lucid dreams, especially the ones with pretty ladies.

WELL OH MY LORD. That's a rather rude thing to be saying. don't you think?

Well, today I was sick. and I threw up when I woke up. and then I decided to tell all you awesome people about it.