Sally

First stat post for my HC:

Blog Update: Spammy spam spam I have fun things to say, but first have some pictures! So, I'm going to be spending less time on Pawya...And instead will be on my new HC Ironwoman, ImAGrenwall. Should be fun! I have a HC because Jason is a noob and has challenged me to these: 1. Get to 1600 total without dying 2. Gain 10m Cash so I can have all the lives 3. Get A Quest Point Cape So, I'm going to have a go at it! I'll post random pics here and there about the account as I go, and later this evening/tomorrow morning I'll post how many levels I got each day etc. It should be pretty fun (asides from the quest cape, [bleep] you Jason).

Its not a reference to that kind of DC. Jason lost his first life there because of a dc :p

Not for long, my dear. Not for long.

Honestly, I have no idea, and this point I am afraid to find out :D

I feel kind of like I am spamming today, but... I GOT 280 CLUE ITEMS! Note: The barrows dye is neat, but not a goal item any more, and I keep saked the sack of effigies. I am the effigy fairy.

Blog Update: AT LONG LAST, 280 ITEMS! AT LONG LAST WE HAVE AN UPDATE TO THE TAB! Note: You won't see the sack of effigies in the tab, I have that keep saked and I am wearing it. I am the effigy fairy.

Why. Just...Why.

My luck at K'ril is better than my constant RDT's from Kree. :)

Blog Update: Gotta make that cash money though! Currently I'm trying to earn myself a nice pile of moolah. I want to get to around a 240 to 250m cash stack at the least by December to pay for Gold Membs, and I probably have about half of that currently. Also clues are being real butt heads, I've not been getting lucky in terms of a new item for the goal. I'm one item off doing the update for it, so hopefully soon I'll be able to post it again. In the mean time, have some double clues and drop pics :o

I had some help from someone when I had the same thing happen yesterday. You see the little graphics options cog? Click that, change your settings, close it and the window will appear. If you cant type in it, restart the client once again and it *should* work, no guarantees though.

In case people were curious on how much all the additions that cost GP (from Slayer Masters) are: Salt Shaker - 30k Rock Hammer - 500 gp Explosive Shaker - 50k Super Explosive Flask - 50k Ice Shaker - 40k Fungicide Shaker - 60k Slayer Bell - 150 gp

Blog Update: The Aftermath So last night I did the stream of d00m to celebrate a year since I started my clue goal. Thanks to anyone who turned out to watch it :D Unfortunately I didn't get an item I needed or anything cool, but its the way it is. As its been a while since I posted a proper update, I have a load of pictures for you all! I'm getting there, slowly. Been using fish gotten as drops and doing rocktail challenges and such. Cant really afford more than that currently. And now onto the double clues of doom! I will also say this. If you get told by an Irish potato to drink on stream and then proceed to do so whilst doing an elite, MAKE BLOODY SURE THE SCAN CLUE IS ACTUALLY SCANNING DAMNIT

http://www.twitch.tv/im_a_pawya Live now, come see me do some cloos!

I have decided that I am going to livestream in the afternoon/evening of tomorrow. I'll post on here when I do it, and I'll be around for a while if anyone wants to watch :)

I'll make some if you want to come visit Jason :p

If I could rap, then sure :D I have got a trisk key I can save, got it from the Dwarven instinct aura earlier. I still have a couple of days to collect some more :) I was thinking with the stream idea, I could do one of each kind of clue in a row and compare them or something. Idk. My brain doesn't want to think right now :D

No one in their right mind would want those horrible cursed things. I'd like to see someone else get what I've gotten in a year :p I was thinking maybe doing a livestream, depending on what happens on the day etc. I'd love to post an update as well but the clue gods have forsaken me.

Dropping what? Bananas?

So, people who read this for some strange reason. Its coming up to a year since I started my clue goal. I think its worthy of celebrating. Any suggestions?

So Jason made me cook. So I made cookies. And now I get to tell you about them. The best thing is, they don't explode! So some of you must know by now that Jason is a noob. He likes to give you all abuse as he cooks and make references to hyters and junk. I'm not going to do that as much as him. Instead I shall self bash because I cant use the oven and he had to preheat it for me. I suck. Anyway, today we are making cookies. They do not explode, nor do anything special....but you may be visited by the cookie monster. He will eat your cookies and your soul. OH YEAH, you need a song before we begin. Instead of Queen, I give you this: [spoiler=Well it couldn't be anything else] As with the normal episode, shameless plug to ASDA aka Walmart for our ingredients today: [spoiler=Note: This is not HowToBasic. No Eggs were abused in the making of this episode] Please note, one of those eggs will be fully used and the other we will just be using the yolk. I would explain how you make those separate but again, Jason did that part. I tend to leave a mess of eggshell in my wake. Also, you will need more chocolate chips than what is pictured, I don goof'd and forgot to get the correct amount, which is 335 g (each bag here is 100 g). Also make sure you have UNSALTED butter. Else your cookies won't be nom. BEFORE YOU START MIXING INGREDIENTS: Preheat that oven of yours to 165 C. You'll want it nice and hot for the cookies to cook in. Right! So first off you are going to need the plain flour, Baking Soda and a pinch of salt. Measure out 250 g of shifted flour (you don't want lumps in the cookies that aren't chocolate) and 2 g of Baking soda in the same bowl and add in the pinch of salt. Put that to the side for later, you don't need it yet! [spoiler=I'mm dreaming, of some niceeee cookies...] Next, you'll want 220 g of the dark brown sugar. DO NOT SHIFT IT. Its soft, and won't go through a sieve. Jason tried to tell me I needed too and he was WRONG, YOU [bleep] JASON. Add to that 100 g of Caster or white sugar. I used caster but apparently it doesn't matter. Measure out 170 g of the Unsalted butter. Don't add it to anything yet, though! You need to melt that stuff to a yellow puddle that you'd be happy to see. You can either melt it in the microwave (BE CAREFUL IF YOU DO THAT) or melt it over boiling water or something like that. This was another thing that the noob did, because APPARENTLY I'd burn myself (he's right). [spoiler=Buttery goodness] Once you've melted that butter up, add it to the sugars and beat it together. After that, you'll be adding in that one whole egg, and the egg yolk. At the same time, add in 15ml of Vanilla extract. [spoiler=Only one of those hands is mine...] Then you get to beat this dough up until its light and floofy, and looks something like this: [spoiler=Not as cute as a kitty, but just as light!] Then you are finally going to add in the shifted ingredients you sorted earlier (you DID do that already, right?) into this sugary, vanilla mess and mix it all together. You can add bits at a time, because mixing this lot together is hard work...which is why I made Jason do it. AHAHAHAHAHAA Now comes the fun part. Add in your mix (or one flavour, I won't judge!) of 335 g worth of chocolate chunks in and mix that all together. Again, its pretty tough to mix, so you can always make someone else do that hard bit for you. Gf Jason's arms. [spoiler=Don't eat all the chunks beforehand, as tempting as it is!] Here's the funnest part - you get to decide how big or small the cookies are. According to the recipe I used, it can make 1-15 cookies. So I made 5...4 normal-ish cookies and a PIZZA COOKIE! [spoiler=Yummmmmmmmmm] You'll want to keep your eye on the cookies so they don't burn, but the can take between 12-15 minutes if they are normal sized, or longer if you make the PIZZA COOKIE. So just check it until you are happy and its not burnt to all hell. And here are the results of the cookies! [spoiler=Admit it, you want these] [spoiler=PIZZA COOKIE] [spoiler=The other cookies] I recommend that you do leave these to cool before eating. Else you will be burnt, and that won't be fun! I'll be having mine with a lovely bowl of Vanilla ice cream, so be very jelly people. I also recommend that you use a bigger baking tray than I did/make smaller cookies...because otherwise you end up with a massive weird cookie cow pat instead of neat little separate cookies. I hope that you also enjoy the fruits of non-exploding cooking, and rest assured your usual bashing by Jason will resume whenever he gets off his butt and makes food.

Well....This just happened:

THIS WOULD HAPPEN WHEN I AM NOT COUNTING IN THE GOAL GOD DAMN IT JAGEX Seriously, though, this is awesome and I feel pro. Just a little bittersweet.

Nope, those are puzzle skipping tickets :P Some people really cba to do puzzle clues, so they pay a LOT for them.

Blog Update: LIVID FARM SHALL HAUNT ME NO LONGER! The main thing I had holding me back from the comp cape has finally been completed! Now I do still have DG, Bosses and other things still to get, but Livid was always that one thing I didn't want to do. But thanks to the double point weekend, I finally managed the grind and got it done! I also got these from a boss slayer task: And of course, I have yet more double clues for you: Currently I'm working on a money goal, so I can purchase gold members at the end of the year. I really want to buy it with bonds, not only to save rl money but to say I actually saved enough cash to do so. In terms of my OS elite clue that I still haven't finished, I will get around to it. Its just so much of a level grind, and with grinding out Livid, I'm not in the mood for it yet. But rest assured, I shall finish it eventually. And of course, I am still working on the clue goal. Its coming up to a year since I started it, and I may just have to celebrate that in an epic way. Maybe. :D