Kirschen

In a rare instance of a paradox in a wish, the wish-granting being explodes in confusion. Unfortunately, a stream of wild and rabid monkeys spit out and proceed to target you with all of their fury at their entity's death. I wish I was BFFs with Cthulhu.

Granted, but there is no such thing as an "average genie". I wish the next person would wish to get mauled by rabid monkeys.

Granted, but you get them as you are being wrapped in and thrown in the oven to be cooked for ogres. I wish I could make any outfit to my specifications as I desire.

The borderline drowning one. Favorite taboo to break?

Banned because I am now a fan of castleshipping after reading #1 on this list: http://www.cracked.com/article_20471_the-5-most-horrific-sex-scenes-in-fan-fiction-history_p2.html

It wasn't exactly the biggest loss given I was able to get back to my grave, but the most embarassing has to be the time where me, along with Alg and Baraqiel, were getting manhandled by a Demon Mob Boss we felt like trioing. Two level 200s and a lvl 192 (at the time) getting manhandled and slaughtered multiple times. I hated ones with "the Glorious" (stunning type) suffix ever since. There is also the one where I somehow got destroyed by a level 15 Delrith at level 200 just because I came back from hiatus and was unaware of how the EoC worked at the time. Yeah...

And in turn for being supportive of them, that makes you a wonderful person as well. I am glad I met you on Tip.It, Cow. :3

Is that something worth exploring into physically?

Was that for everyone who ends up anti-helping or just me specifically? :3

I never help any given situation, do I?

Violent Longbus Crashes. Toasted ravens.

I'm sorry but my tolerance only goes so far Now get out of here, Troper Would you still call me a 'troper' even if I had a thing for crossdressing in cosplay outfits? Unfortunately, I lack the skills to make such outfits to test that situation out. Off-topic, unmuted as of last night. So much joy even though I don't know why I was muted.

Will you not be both?

Who can play the piano like a god?

Banned because being silenced sucks.

I logged in and discovered I was muted. Wouldn't be surprised if it was for the way I talk (innuendo galore) in Tip.It's FC but no message makes me assume it was auto-mute.

We're on page 2. That's rare. Also, I somehow got muted and no message to explain why. Will be unmuted later tonight, but it still kind of irks me.

I love how you enjoy my cooking despite the insane amounts of poison I slip into your meals.

Would you go on a search if you have a souffle in the oven that needs to finish cooking and eating?

I assume not here, right?

@Nex: We're talking about the Venture Brothers. @Dash: Eastern here, but I was 40 mins into it before I was physically tired at the time (good thing I recorded). I would be surprised if Killinger shows up again, which I really am hoping on occurring. Hatred's new physical change weirds me out a bit though.

You know I am. They take huge gaps between making seasons, but the wait is so worth it.

Someone flamboyant and colorful. Something about a rose.

Banned because anything feels hard to him.

I haven't read it in ages. I do know Tom can't bear to see his earlier chapters because he thinks they look atrocious compared to now.