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Granted. But you are turned into a very ugly girl who won't make it far in the real world. You said no downsides on the magical girl, not the mundane one. I wish I could control the flow of swag.

Pretty sure that would be welcome in the Chalkboard factory. Fired from the Fan Factory for attaching a model to the speaker in order to weird out the workers with an alien voice.

Banned for making my gadflying successful today. ~ Guile "Ahahahaaaa" Cherry

Banned because anything is edible if your stomach in strong or applying the right spices. ~ Guile "Spicy chocolate chip mudcake" Cherry

Banned for being TiF's most subtle troll. ~ Guile "Following This Pseudo-Signature Trend" Cherry

You're right. Dodgy is the quality level for a harpy like you. Which is why you're the Hustler Harpy.

Banned because you would hate it if you found out how many Family Guy haters (and for good reason) exist on the internet period.

Sold. Ambler goes to Cow. Have fuuuunn. Next harpy on auction: A new college-aged one from Eastern US. Now begins bidding on Cow.

Which, from what I've seen with the offers, is a bunch of random scrap junk. Btw, I am still the slave marketeer auctioneer.

Hey, Ambler! I am running these hot ass harpy auction biddins'. You just clam and watch your buyers offer. :3 And besides, there was never a time limit on these things. ;D

Banned for lacking the sexy.

Something something bluh bluh. Psycho bunnies! Psycho bunnies! Yoing! Yoing! Yoing!

Whatever he does minus the funny part. Terrible cartoons.

Toy Story: The War Years. Popcorn Fiesta-thon.

Meredith is being super ballsy today.

Banned for not accepting my contract and the limitless possibilities it could potentially offer.

Those things I have to buy every few months to use my stuff. Fun yaks.

Don't worry. Certain parts are uncovered. You can guess which parts I am referring to. Now, what is the bids on Ambler?

On the list of the most common words I use, next to "abhor", "banal", and "assly". Grimoire.

Banned because there are several who view their own profile. It's like the Internet equivalent of admiring yourself in the mirror.

Yeah, a broccoli is only of value if you're into health. So that offer is void? It seems like Mere won and owns Alg now. Now for the next harpy auction: Ambler. Bids start now.

ftfy. And Mere is winning so far? I figured you'd be all over Alg by now.

How bad was is the Nekyia'ing, on a scale of 1 to 10? 10 being highest, of course.

Stranded. Cold-blooded torture.

Banned for not being banly.