Kirschen

Banned because it's fake. One can tell by your clumsy way of acting.

Fired from the Bakery for making terrible cookies and causing the Girl Scouts to have finance quarters in the red. Oh, and making terrible cakes involving the Gingerbread Man art-wise.

Alistair... I always found that name amazing in a way. I really like your way of naming them. On the other hand, my naming style is rather... bizarre (and this is coming from someone who named two of their cats irl Castor and Pollux).

Banned because I was smart enough to go to sleep an hour before you posted. I'm not tired at all.

You're the only person I know who tapped ass in in a tabletop game. That should count for something.

Harpy Medical Insurance covers that- No, I got rid of that due to being a corrupt treasurer and forgot to inform you guys. Interesting how you got that math.

Jesus, you seem to be accident prone. How many times have you been injured and mentioned it here so far anyway?

According to the News, Obama got four more years. Nex, I still want to know the names of your other party members.

Banned because they weren't. Maybe subverted at best.

I am curious what the names of your other members are... In fact, since you love Roleplaying, you should provide interesting back stories.

If it actually makes it on the gallery, I'll play Scape again for a month. Interested in the bet?

Tell us how the fun went when you take that bit on. *sits back and has a drink* On another note, I may replace my avatar. It's kinda making me feel irritated and dizzy.

Banned because I didn't expect you to be a fan of Iron Maiden (Alg) and for proving my point (Blaze, the unintentional sniper). EDIT: [bleep]ing lag...

Banned because I am dying of laughter due to how hypocritical that ban's reasoning was. At least he provides a reason. :3

I am pretty sure he meant to convey said rage as a poem or sonnet, thus unable to use "simple words".

Fired from the unemployment line for getting a job at the Chocolate Factory.

Any clarity of which bit of the meta? Also, if the harpies are a meme as Nexa says, let's list our personal ones. It'd waste a page or two. Sadly not as many pages as the likes of 100 facts.

*runs over D.V. with a Vespa and hits him with a Rickenbacker* Banned because slapstick + references are better.

Death by mystery.

Fired from the Chocolate Factory for trying to smuggle Willy Wonka out for your own purposes.

Banned for fo-shizzling that bizzle on the ban sizzle wizzle. Dang, bro. Learn to rap that sass with the aid of a bass.

Fired from the same factory for trying to create an Oompa Loompa Worker's Union... ... and roasting one of them for dinner.

One does not simply use memes in the Harpy Nest anyways.

What? Alg.

Banned because he wasn't doing that. He said you could be like him but if you learned to be creative. I consider it a crime you ignored MacGuyver also.