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I met Old Nite once, but I only saw his name in messaging.

Banned for quoting people in your signature.

I have a main with all stats above 50 (except Magic and construction and farming). I have a staker with 70 Range, got him black dragonhide and a Barrows Crossbow with 2000 sum boltracks for atleast 20 fights. I have a f2p Pker, 70 Str and 40 Attack, with a Runw scimmy and iron armour.

I've been playing Pest Control alot lately, it gives great exp (monsters with 100 hp like, doing no damage) and I can put 1240 Exp on a skill which I want if we win a game.

Dude, you have a great bank and some great stats, don't give them up.

First. you need a some common 40 attack to wield a Dragon WC axe, so your 'Lvl 3 with Dragon WC axe' already falls of. I once saw a Level 7 who was selling tons of santas.

Prayer was fairly easy for me, I got it to lvl 42 without P2p and leveled it to lvl 43 with a P2p The Holy Grail qeust.

I found a level 20sum with the name ShadowStyle and my RS name is ShadowSytze. Looks similar, I get called Style alot lately.

I had some major troubles while doing Desert Treasure and Recipe for Disaster. But I would have to go with Desert Treasure.

I once dreamed I won a dual in Al Kharid, which stakes I got was 700kk and the other one had like 5 Santas on. I put prayer on and he kept hitting 0s on me and I hit him with 30 with Dragon Battleaxe. Came out as a dream..

I was training at down on Dagganoths on Misc. Island when I saw a Lvl 81 got killed by one of those, I pillaged his items which had 2 stunning Berserker helmits (don't ask me how he got those) and a Rune scimmy and some lobsters. I messaged him and he asked who I was, I explained to him about his items that he lost. He was at Camelot so I teleported there and gave him his stuff back, he gave me the 10sum lobsters I found there to. I also made a new friend that day.

You watch to much Full Metal Jacket..

Lesser Demons drop ashes for bones, that doesn't make sense.

Zombies. It was a saturday morning, the Saradomin priests go off the the cemetary as ussual to pray for the death beyond.. They collected bones, many bones in all sizes and colours. The priests silently prayed while the others we're collecting bones to sacrifice. After the ceremony they always bury the bones, they'd better shoudn't have done that though. After atleast 50 bones the gravestones began to rumble and started to brokleoff a bit, the priests panicked, started to pray for their God called Saradomin to let it stop. Pale arms began to rise out the mud, trying to dig themself out their grave. Trying to get out and to feed theirselfs with flesh, Zombies began to rise everywhere, they just jumped out the ground out of nowhere, hunting on priests who try'd to run. Some priests began to pray one more time, but the only answer they've got was: 'Brainsssssssssss...' and their skulls got impaled with outerhuman strenght. And all that was left we're opened graves, dead people, and the revenge of Zamorak..

Interesting, whats the moral of the story? That a chicken cheated on you? you better roast him good.