Neo_A_Cerec

You set a barn on fire, and then when the fire service arrive, go 'w00t 99 fm! Haha n00bs!' You try to sell a spinach roll, you scammer... You throw your 'rune-stones' at people, and expect them to turn into a wind bolt. You claim hax on anyone who scores against you in any sport. When you didn't win the 100m, you claimed you were lagging You wonder why you ended up with a lacerated throat after eating a whole swordfish. You get someone to stab you, because you've got lost and want a free trip home You call anyone a n00b, or use 1337 in real life (guilty... :roll: )

One correction, the farming patch is WEST of the ectofunctus, and not east, very good guide, i don't need to use it, i'm already 30 farming, but i think it could help lower level players. Admins, stickify pl0x =)

Wow, that was...incredible! Bubsa, you're so much better at singing than i would have thought, got to work on it slightly, but yeh, very good job on harmonising yourself, i can sing pretty well, but i'm awful at the whole recording thing, so i could never do anything with it, plus it would sound awful, what with a ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã1 microphone. Poundland 4 t3h w1n! :lol: Excellent beatboxing aswell, pwn3d! :twisted: Half term=spare time=totally messing about! :twisted: Loved the David Bowie, but i think the best was probably Queen, just because Bohemian Rhapsody sounds excellent even when parodied. Keep up the good work, man, we love youuuu! *fangirl scream*

Buy a fishing pot, get in at 65, and fish your way to 68 in the guild...

Okay, i have a huge problem with Punkbuster on Desert Combat Final, i've seen this problem with other people, but the supposed 'fix' doesn't work for me, i can get full details if required.

Down through the basement in the house, check the Observatory Quest guide for hints.

Top Thrill Dragster at Cedar Point is cool, nothing like a real dragster (My Dad actually goes faster in his street-legal hot rod over the quarter mile, ah well). I actually got to ride in a real top fuel dragster (two seater) and, my god, were my pants brown at the end!

I am! *hacks Jak's head off with a specially-sharpened cabbage* Muhahaha, i r t3h 1337 h4x0r w1f t3h 1337 c4bb4g3 h4x! *dances a little on a table for Blue* Happy birthd...d...woah! *falls off table* *rubs head* Ow... I really should post the picture of me and Jelleh's stand-off at the top of the church tower! *runs to get it* EDIT-found it, and another weird thing i did randomly for blue as a joke, never got round to posting it... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/ ... oposal.bmp http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/ ... aceoff.bmp

*Edit* Ooops double post *Edit*

Happy birthday Blue! I hope you're still wearing the wizard's hat i gave you! :D After the snowball fight, remember?

You try to gobble down a swordfish to heal during a fight, and managed to die when you get the sword-part stuck in your throat.

*rolls about laughing* fish cake! Fish Cake! Paaaahahaha! Ahem, sorry, i must compose myself, and now i remember fish cakes exist, but they're not in that context...*shrugs* Where would you get the Strawberries, Carrots and Blueberries? Perhaps incorperate them into the farming skill? Oooo, good idea *pats self on back*

48.1, hmph, not bad for about 2 months of RS2...

I'm back on, tell me when you get online and i'll come on with you

I should have been, i'm off now, i'll talk to you in 10 or so hours, gotta get some sleep.

You should see a crossbow spawn, pick it up, then dig where it was for your clue, i'm Neo A Cerec in game, i'll come on quickly for you and i'll help show you where it is if you like, just tell me your world and i'll 3-item into the wildy to show you.

The force is strong with this cabbage... Peter probably used his uber 1337 cabbage mind powers to beat up that guy :lol:

Yep, Falling Star and Star to Fall are in fact both based on exactly the same song released some random time in the 70's (methinks) Anyway, personally i love Radio 1 to bits, listen to it, like, constantly (bought a portable radio to listen to it even more i'm that obsessed! >_<) Amarillo's a decent song, much prefer bands like The Deadbeats (still unsigned, check out 'One Music' then check out Rob Da Bank's Unsigned list, it's the top one on there, called 'Moonshine'), The Killers, Kaiser Chiefs or Franz Ferdinand to top the charts rather than some hip-hop rubbish (Yes, i hate it, and don't call me racist, just because i don't like hip-hop, which is mainly black, doesn't mean i don't like black people. Heck, BBC became racist towards white people with the release of the radio channel '1Xtra', which is 'dedicated to only black music' so yeah, they don't play white music at all...which is just so racist towards white people it's ridiculous, erm, can you tell i have lots to say?

Year, you froob, not grade, he's English i reckon...unless i'm mistaken... :?

Go kill a guard, and next time, search the tip.it site

Tsch, and no-one comment on my five people, 'How wude!' I took quite a long time writing about those guys....*glarey glarey*

Brilliantly written, made me think, although i'm not sure you should contribute this to Varrock Library, as those stories are more COMPLETELY to do with Runescape, whereas this has a much deeper meaning, in a way contributing this....this....work of art to the Varrock Library would ruin it, here's my pathetic attempt at my five people. I picked myself up from the cold hard flagstones of the Lumbridge castle steps, looking around slowly, i gained my senses, and the people began to become more visible, but, it seemed, Runescape had stopped, none of the NPCs were moving, in fact they were gone, a bush dissolved into pixels then disappeared next to me, and i figured that it was over, Runescape had ended, and all that was left was me, and these five people, all looking at me, they were arranged rather regularly, sort of in a half-hearted horseshoe, all looked at me as i knelt on one knee, nursing my bruised head, having just been PKed after lagging out. 'Interesting' i thought, 'why are only five people and me here?' but i was pulled out of my thoughts as the first person approached me, he sauntered slowly along, looking at the world slowly melting around him, finally he concentrated on me, as i stood up and shook my head lightly to get rid of the faint nausea. He waved lightly 'Hi' he muttered, and looked down, it seemed he was in almost awe at me, i think i recognised him, and he told me why, "My name in Runescape was Fazidah993, i needed to get through the Al Kharid gate one afternoon, i was level 3, i had no money, just a few runes and the starting kit. I was typing 'Please someone lend me 10gp! I need to get through the gate!' But everyone was ignoring me, as if i was invisible, a few s[racist term]ed, shouted 'NOOB!' at me, and ran through the gate. I saw you, you didn't move on your way, you saw me, and started killing a few goblins. I wondered why, he's level 60, he doesn't need to kill goblins! You finished killing about three, more people had s[racist term]ed at me, and then finally you walked up to me, and i saw a trade request. The trade screen came up, and you offered me 10gp and accepted. I smiled, sat at my computer, and clicked through the trade screens. I passed through the gate, and you followede through, once again i wondered why, until i saw you say 'Folo' and began walking south to Al Kharid, i followed, inquisitive. You led me to the bank, and once again gave me a trade request, and gave me one thousand gp, i was almost ecstatic. 'Here' you said 'just to get you started off' and immediately teled, off to somewhere new to train your skills, but my heart was still warmed. I remember you still this day, and i thank you once again, as i did back then." He finished, stepped back, and dissolved like the scenery around me. The second person stepped up, she moved with a slow grace, i could tell she was a warrior, even though all our equipment had been lost ('Strange' i thought, 'i haven't kept my three items, hmmm'). She looked at me, looked me over, and smiled, reached forward and embraced me, i was slightly shocked at first, her warm body felt nice against me, and slowly my arms went round her aswell. She fell back, smiling now. "Hi" She giggled lightly "I'm Lord Kitten" She brushed a soft curl of hair out of her face. "Err..." I vaguely remembered her from Draynor i think, chopping willows, she'd lost her axe head and was annoyed. "Hush" She muttered "It's my turn to talk" She brushed another curl out of her face, i noticed her light skin, so soft..."Yes, that's right, i'm from Draynor, i was cutting willows with my rune axe when i lost the head, and missed it because i was reading some forums." I smiled, faint memories began to spark in the deeps of my brain. "The axe head managed to get lost, because no-one else saw it happen either. You took pity on me, and traded, still annoyed, and shocked, i walked back to the bank, you followed. I became angry, and typed out 'What do you want noob!!?' undeterred, you traded again, i sighed, and traded with you, looking for the familiar 'free st00f plx' in the chat, instead, you offered your rune axe to me, and accepted, stunned, i accepted too, and the second trade screen confirmed it, you'd given me a free rune axe. I smiled, and chuckled lightly, 'So there are kind people in Runescape' i thought, but too late, you'd logged out, i hadn't the chance to catch your username, but i'm sure we would have sparked a relationship if i had, such a shame you logged out" She winked at me, put a hand up, caressed my cheek, then turned and dissolved as the other boy had. The third person approached me now, a man this time, he shuffled along, obviously his back hurted, and i guessed he was a miner. He looked at me, and smiled as the others had. "Hi, i'm Jerry343, a miner" i nodded, having already guessed that. "I was sitting in Varrock, having been scammed out of my prize rune pickaxe, some-one had offered me 40k, then declined, and trade me again, i quickly clicked through the screens, unaware that he'd reduced it to 40gp. Having figured out my mistake i shouted after the scammer 'Hey!!! Give my pickaxe back!' but he'd run off laughing, screaming 'Noob!!!!111' and logged. I sat there at my PC, annoyed as hell, i'd mined iron for days, click after click after click, until finally i could afford that precious rune pickaxe that i'd so wanted for 32k in the shop. I was walking through Varrock, back from a load at Varrock SE mine, when i saw someone shouting 'Buying rune pickaxe 40k!', and was drawn into the scam. You saw my shouts, and accessed your bank, pulled out an addy pickaxe and gave it to me, saying 'Here, it's not as good as rune but it'll get you started again, report that scammer now' Still frustrated, i managed to type 'Thx', before hurriedly filing a report against the scammer. I returned to my mining, and after another day i could mine coal. Doing that i managed to make a lot more, and managed to buy another rune pickaxe after another day, i'll never forget you mate, you're the best player i've ever known. Never mind Zezima, or all the others, a good player is one that shows courtesy and kindness, and you did that day to me, and i'm still in your debt." He nodded, and, as the woman had done, turned and dissolved. The fourth person approached me, and s[racist term]ed. "Hey mate, i'm Stephenm21, i scammed you" He smirked, and i tried to draw my fist back, thinking to punch him, but i couldn't move. "Hehe, you managed to make your fortune off a pair of ranger boots you got off a treasure trail didn't ya? And eager as ever, you rushed off to buy an ammy of glory, wanting it's bonuses and teleport capability, you stood in Falador for 5 minutes, yelling 'Buying ammy of glory!' but no-one answered, no-one wanted to sell to you, until i came up, and traded, in your eagerness you quickly shoved up the 100k, and i, sneakily, put up an amulet of magic, you accepted in your hurry to get an ammy, i couldn't believe my luck. I scarpered before you figured it out, as you did pretty quickly, ran after me shouting 'Scammer! Stop with my money!' but i'd logged, and made a cool 99k out of your foolishness, thanks." He grinned, winked at me and walked away as the others. The fifth person, a girl who i definitely recognised, she was my friend in real life, went by the RS name of Feeblo, i kinda fancied her too, we were pretty close. She smiled, "Hey, i guess i don't need to introduce myself then." She giggled lightly. Chuckling myself i muttered "No, continue" She smiled, and began to talk, "I'm here because i'm one of the ones who you've had the most influence on. I helped you in the start, smithing you stuff, and helping you with quests and how to get such-and-such. You followed my every command perfectly, and i kind of enjoyed being in command. You began playing more and more, happy with your headstart, and soon, having surpassed me weeks ago, you decided it was time to repay me. And repay me you did. I received a message in runescape, you were already on my world. 'Where are you?' it said, puzzled, i muttered 'In Seers, alching, why?' 'Nothing, don't move' came the reply. Still puzzled, i wondered why you wanted to know where i was, you came running into the bank from the east all of a sudden, i was guessing you'd Camelot teled. I typed 'Hi! Why are you here?', as i pressed enter, i also recieved a trade request, i accepted, and saw your offer, three rune scimmys, a dragonstone amulet (unenchanted) and a ring of wealth, wondering what was going on i began typing 'Wtf!?'. After i'd finished typing, i'd saw you'd accepted, accepting myself the trade ended succesfully, and you typed 'That's for all your help, thank you very much' and teled. Touched, i smiled, sitting at my PC, i'd never realised i'd even be repayed, let alone this much." I smiled, it'd worked, i'd joined RS to get closer to her anyway. "Thank you" and she lent forwarded, gave me a light kiss on the lips, and dissapeared aswell, i was on my own, the taste of her soft lips still on mine. I closed my eyes, and fell back, back into nothing. *Edit* My god i write more than i think, pooh, that did take a lot of energy thought, please don't flame me for small mistakes, i know my writing sucks *Edit*

You need to keep the mime stuff to get different stuff, full mime is only obtainable after you get everything, you can't just get the thing you want and drop the others

Cat-like humanoids are often known as 'Nekos' for the females and 'Konekos' for the males (not sure if that's the plural, or even whether i've spelt them right) These names originated in Japan and Nekos and Konekos are often used in Anime, and, no, mustn't say the word....alright, Hentai (THERE! I said it....Jeez)